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ElderCraft SMP – Age Goals!

age, aging gracefully, bucket list, Eldercraft, family time, goals, golden years, grandchildren, growing old, health, leisure time, life after work, life experiences, Relaxation, Retirement, retirement goals, RETIREMENT PLANS, retirement savings, Self Discovery, senior discounts, silver years, smp, travel, wisdom

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Void Gems Collected:	17	Divine Spears Created:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and wacky adventures. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bunch of chickens? We got you covered! How about building a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano? Totally doable!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

AMBITION, career, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, deal breaker, Farmers, finance, Future, Jobs, Lifestyle, miners, partner, Priorities, Profession, serious relationship, Stability, Trust, turn off, VALUES, work

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	5286
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	230
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	7301	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Potions Brewed:	115	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Void Armor Forged:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	101	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7160
Chimeras Created:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Crops Grown:	4879
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Void Armor Forged:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	97	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Towns Built:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Villages Defended:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mines Excavated:	1185	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.