Imagine building a virtual mansion with secret rooms for your long-term mistress and illegitimate children. Watch your uncle cheat on his wealthy wife multiple times, leading to a messy divorce and financial ruin. Will you prioritize healthcare over expensive private schools for your teenage daughter? The drama never ends on our server!
Join now and create your own outrageous storylines that will make your real life family drama seem tame in comparison. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Let the chaos begin!
If you’re looking for a server where you won’t hear any derogatory language, then look no further! Our community is all about respect and having a good time. Plus, we have a strict no-racism policy, so you can game with peace of mind.
Join us and be a part of our diverse and inclusive community. Build amazing structures, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends along the way. And remember, on our server, everyone is treated with respect and kindness – no exceptions!
So come on over and join the fun – just leave the n-word at the door! Let’s game together and create unforgettable memories in the world of Minecraft. See you there!
one time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and it actually flushed. it was like, the eighth wonder of the minecraft world.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items? yeah, it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies with laser eyes.
so, come join us on dis server, where the adventures are wild and the fun never stops. plus, we have free virtual tacos every friday. ain’t no other server like it, fo sho.
| Version | Java 1.20.1 |
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Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our Discord)
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the server? | You can find the server IP and other information in our Discord server. |
| Can I play solo or do I need to join a town or tribe? | You can choose to play solo or join a town/tribe as you prefer. |
| Is the economy system complex? | Yes, the economy system is detailed with a market system that requires strategy. |
| Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server? | Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for guidelines. |
We’ve got players who can craft nukes in-game and blow up entire villages just for fun. The devastation is so epic that even the Ender Dragon would be impressed. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner mad scientist and wreak havoc on our virtual world.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a TNT trap might be waiting for you around the corner or when a giant explosion will rock the entire server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from judgmental relatives and their unsolicited advice. No more worrying about language confusion or being accused of imprisoning your child in daycare.
On our server, you can focus on building your dream world, without any interference from family members trying to dictate your parenting choices. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of balancing work, school, and parenting.
So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama.
We have a secret underground slime farm run by a team of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. They’ll trade you slime balls for the most ridiculous items like cooked chicken wearing a top hat or a diamond sword that sings show tunes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players must follow a trail of exploding sheep to find the hidden loot. Trust us, it’s worth it when you uncover a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and start saving up your slime balls for the most absurd items you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that tells jokes?