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UselessItem Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most useless object you own could actually be the key to unlocking secret powers and abilities.

Imagine a world where your old sock puppet collection can come to life and fight off creepers for you, or where that dusty old toaster you never use can actually teleport you to different dimensions. Anything is possible on our server, where the weirder the object, the more powerful it becomes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players must search far and wide for the fabled Golden Potato of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds this potato will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover a whole new world of ridiculousness and adventure. Who knows, maybe that old rubber chicken you have lying around could be the key to becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion.

PixelJunkies Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Have you ever bought a pet rock? Well, that’s nothing compared to joining our Minecraft server! Our server is so useless, it’s actually useful. Why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the thrill of mining for imaginary diamonds and building pixelated houses that no one will ever see? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a truly pointless and hilarious Minecraft experience!

GetInHereMC SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, chickens that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that moonwalk before exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon (yes, a real fire-breathing dragon).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games like “Spleef on Ice” and “Parkour with Pigs”.

So what are you waiting for? Get get get in here and join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, airfare, art school, art supplies, Budget, compromise, contract, cousin, Exploitation, Hotel, live painter, market rate, mexico, Minecraft, payment, Portfolio, price guide, Server, talent, unprofessional, Wedding, wedding day, WeddingCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	238	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring weddings with no live painters? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual live painting at weddings!

Imagine walking down the pixelated aisle while a talented Minecraft artist captures your special day in real-time. And the best part? It won’t cost you $4-6k like in the real world! Our virtual live painters are only asking for a few diamonds and some emeralds to cover their art supplies and travel expenses.

But beware, some artists might try to scam you for extra diamonds mid-way through the ceremony. Will you stand your ground and call them out for their unprofessional behavior? Or will you risk having a blank canvas at your pixelated wedding?

Join our Minecraft server now and experience the drama, the artistry, and the sheer madness of virtual live painting at weddings! Who needs a contract when you have blocks and pixels to seal the deal?

LottoLipsSealed

addiction, annoyance, aspirations, Communication, Conversations, dreams, emotions, Financial Planning, Frustration, gambling, intellectual, Lottery, lotto, LottoLipsSealed, MONEY, pragmatism, relationships, Support, Therapy, winning

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of discussing lotto winnings with your partner for the 1000000x time? Do you wish you could escape to a world where the only numbers you have to worry about are your diamond count in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to endless conversations about what you would do with a lotto win. Instead, immerse yourself in a world where you can build your dream mansion with all the diamonds you could ever want. No more listening to your partner go on and on about their lotto dreams – now you can focus on creating your own virtual paradise.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Forget about lotto winnings, the only jackpot you need is waiting for you on our Minecraft server. So come join us and let the adventures begin!

WorstDrugMC SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the worst drug ever – the addiction to building epic structures and exploring endless worlds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll be logging on every chance you get just to get your fix of blocky goodness.

We’ve got a crazy community of players who are always up to some shenanigans, from building giant chicken statues to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but carrots as weapons. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Who knows what kind of treasures you’ll uncover as you dig deeper into the world of our Minecraft SMP?

So come join us and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be warned, once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked for life!

RegretCraft: The Server of Shame

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Have you ever accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and instantly regretted it? Well, fear not! Join our server and you can punch as many villagers as you want without any consequences! In fact, we encourage it! Our server is a safe haven for all your villager-punching needs. So come on over and release your inner rage on those pesky NPCs! Just don’t tell the Iron Golems, they’re a bit touchy about that sort of thing.

CraftyKatzRailways

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. You gotta join because, like, there’s this crazy story that Iran and radical Islam are, like, attacking French railways. But France is all like, nah, it’s just some criminals, man.

But, like, on this server, you can be a hero and stop the evil plans of Iran and radical Islam. Or maybe you can join them and cause chaos on the French railways. The choice is yours, bro.

Plus, there’s, like, super cool builds and mini-games to play. And, like, the admins are totally rad and will help you out if you get stuck or need help. So, like, come join the fun and be a part of this wild adventure. Let’s go, dude!

CraftyLiesMC

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

so, like, u ever played on a minecraft server that makes u question ur whole existence? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s like a trip to the twilight zone but with blocks and creepers.

u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.

and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.

oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”

so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.

GeneCraft: StrokeSurvivors

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

so like, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got genes and stuff! like, our players have super special genes that make them build like pros and mine like crazy!

we did a study and found out that these genes are related to how fast you can recover from getting hit by a creeper or falling in lava. and get this, these genes also help with depression, PTSD, and making sure your brain works good while playing minecraft!

join our server and unlock the power of the genes! build the biggest castle, mine the rarest diamonds, and fight off the creepers like a boss! who needs therapy when you got minecraft and super genes, right? come join us and be a genetic minecraft master!

Boys

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Love Letters Sent:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Welcome to Los Chicos Minecraft Server!

Dive into an immersive RPG experience where adventure meets innovation. Los Chicos offers a unique blend of custom items and enchantments that will elevate your gameplay to new heights. With the addition of Slimefun, you can explore a vast array of technological advancements and magical items, making every moment exciting and unpredictable.Our dynamic economy system allows you to trade, build wealth, and establish your empire. Participate in thrilling events and competitions to showcase your skills, and don’t miss out on our frequent giveaways that reward our dedicated players.

Join Los Chicos today and become part of a vibrant community where every player contributes to an ever-evolving world of endless possibilities. Your adventure begins here!Receive support and participate in events and giveaways in our discord server.

Features: Custom Items Custom Enchantments RPG skills Guilds and Parties Slimefun Mcmmo Custom Textures Ranks and kits

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RelaxLifeMC

Active, Adventure, best, Community, Daily, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Gaming, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, new stuff, Players, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, RelaxLifeMC, Server, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Towns Built:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	162	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

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