EargasmTunes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles with giant chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the music will give you an eargasm/frisson like never before!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CertifiedMinecraftSMPPlayer

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchantments Applied:	233
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you sure that joining our Minecraft SMP will bring you eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds? Well, we can’t prove it, but we’re 100% sure it’s true! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and players ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

Join us for epic battles against a secret society of evil chickens plotting to take over the server with their mind-controlling clucks. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner infinite luck and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking parrots who give out valuable advice on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

CreeperCrafters: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and pixelated cows? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience you never knew you needed!

Join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and dancing creepers. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).

But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, and “Zombie Disco” where you have to out-dance the undead to survive.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server…just saying).

RedHandCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, RedHandCraft, Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4661
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Villages Defended:	8

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! we got pigs that fly, chickens that dance, and cows that tell jokes! but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by aliens who crash landed on earth and are using minecraft to communicate with their home planet. join us and help them build a spaceship to get back home! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure? come join the fun and uncover the mysteries of our wacky world!

BorderBattleCraft

aggression, border incursion, BorderBattleCraft, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, displacement, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, evacuation, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, political tension, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of russia battling ukrainian border incursion for the 2nd day!! why deal with real life drama when u can build ur own world of blocks and creepers?? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any real life conflicts. trust us, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!! join now before putin tries to take over our server too 😂🤣 #minecraft #russia #ukraine #craziness

Drive2SaveEVs

#sustainability, car ownership, carbon emissions, cost analysis, cost comparison, Drive2SaveEVs, driving distance, electric car benefits, Electric Vehicle, energy efficiency, environmental impact, fuel costs, fuel efficiency, gas vehicle, long term savings, money savings, renewable energy, study, Transportation, vehicle lifespan, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	419
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

so, like, u know how u gotta drive ur car far and stuff? well, on this server, the farther u drive, the more diamonds u get! like, u can trade them for cool stuff and be the richest player ever!

also, the longer u own ur car, the more powerful it becomes in the game. like, it can fly and shoot lasers and stuff. it’s totally epic, bro.

join this server and become the ultimate car-driving, diamond-collecting, laser-shooting master! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

2b2r/2Beta2Release: Where the chaos is real and the fight for survival is even more real!

2b2r2Beta2Release, Allowed, Anarchy, b1.3_01, blow up, Chaos, discord server, Discussing, Duping, Fight, macrochasm, Mind, original seed, real, Screenshots, Survival, trollery, Updating, Versions

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

2b2r (2Beta2Release)

2b2r (2Beta2Release)!

2b2r is a macrochasm-like b1.3_01 anarchy server. so it means, that the server will be updating trough the versions. One of the main cool things here, is that the server uses 2b2t’s original seed! it will either constantly, or update every month to a newer version! duping is allowed, and pretty much everything too.

do anything! blow up everything! do anything your mind thinks of!

https://discord.gg/TMhzwCXpxK is the discord server for discussing, showing screenshots, about 2b2r! I hope you enjoy the trollery!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is duping allowed on the server?	Yes, duping is allowed on 2b2r.
Are there any rules on the server?	2b2r is an anarchy server, there are no rules except for no cheating clients.
Can I grief and raid other players?	Yes, you are free to do anything you want on the server, including griefing and raiding.
How often does the server update to a new version?	The server may update constantly or every month to a newer version.

PixelParadise Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on a pig while shooting arrows at creepers, or participate in our legendary chicken jousting tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Witness his epic moves while dodging fireballs and trying to steal his treasure!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Yagoo’s Target Practice Minecraft SMP

“SHOOT YA GOO”, “SHOOT YAGOO”, accent, Communication, confusion, Conversation, dialect, dialogue, funny, humor, Interpretation, Language, linguistics, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, phonetics, Practice, pronunciation, smp, Speech, Target, Words, Yagoos

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Ever wondered what would happen if you misheard a simple command and chaos ensued? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally starting a war over a misunderstood phrase. Who knew that saying “SHOOT YAGOO” instead of “SHOOT YA GOO” could lead to an epic battle for the ages? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy world of blocky adventures.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some hilarious misunderstandings, epic pranks, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining. Who knows what kind of madness will unfold next on our server? One thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is waiting for you here. See you in the game, and remember, always listen carefully to avoid starting an accidental war!

SurgicallySecret30+

Argument, cold shoulder, Communication, Disclosure, emotions, family, Honesty, medical history, misunderstanding, past, personal information, privacy, relationship, resolution, Secrets, surgery, SurgicallySecret30, Trust, umbilical hernia, Wife

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with hidden secrets and treasures. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even players with umbilical hernias are welcome! Yes, you heard that right. We embrace all kinds of players, no matter what kind of bulge or lump you may have.

Imagine the fun of building your own virtual world while sharing insane stories with other players. Who knows, you might even find some old baby pictures hidden in a virtual end table! And don’t worry about your medical history, because on our server, we only care about having a good time.

So come on, join us and let’s create unforgettable memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need in the virtual world? See you in the game!

MineCraftyClearSkin

acne free, Beauty Tips, clean eating, clear complexion, dermatologist recommended, diet and nutrition, exercise routine, glowing skin, healthy skin, holistic approach., hormonal balance, hydration, lifestyle habits, MineCraftyClearSkin, natural remedies, self-care, skincare products, skincare regimen, Skincare Routine, sleep quality, Stress Management

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Divine Spears Created:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to end up with a face full of creeper-induced acne? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has the ultimate solution for all your skincare woes! Join us and you’ll have access to our secret potion of enchanted watermelon juice and dragon tears that will give you the clearest skin in all of the blocky world. Say goodbye to those pesky zombie pimples and hello to a flawless complexion fit for a Minecraft queen! So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to skincare perfection together!

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