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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 4723 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 265 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4833 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. I’m talkin’ cheese trees, cheese rivers, even cheese clouds! It’s like a dairy lover’s dream come true.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that the server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who are always looking for new players to join their potato army. They may be starchy, but they know how to throw a killer party!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!