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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 8717 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Dimension Hops: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
come join us on this server where the weather is as unpredictable as your bowels after eatin’ some sketchy food at a village feast. build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to poop your pants when the temperature rises. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
so what are you waitin’ for? join now and experience the thrill of climate change-induced diarrhea hospitalizations in minecraft! it’s gonna be a sh\*tty good time, trust me.