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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 9164 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8780 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE ACQUIT ALL PLAYERS OF WRONGDOING, JUST LIKE PANAMA DID WITH THE PANAMA PAPERS! WE DON’T CARE IF YOU STEAL DIAMONDS OR BLOW UP OTHER PLAYERS’ HOUSES, WE GOT YOUR BACK!
COME JOIN US AND BUILD YOUR OWN TAX EVASION EMPIRE, BECAUSE APPARENTLY, EVIDENCE OF WRONGDOING IS INSUFFICIENTLY DOCUMENTED HERE! SPREAD CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH NO CONSEQUENCES, JUST LIKE THE RICH AND POWERFUL IN PANAMA!
SO IF YOU WANNA GET AWAY WITH MURDER, LITERALLY, THEN JOIN OUR SERVER WHERE CORRUPT INTENT IS JUST A MYTH! LET’S GOOOOOOOO!
