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FriendZoneUber

Agreement, apartment complex, awkward situation, buzz kill, car ride, clubbing, fourth wheel, FriendZoneUber, harsh judgement, male friend, nightclub, ruined the mood, split costs, third wheel, travel expenses, two guys, ubering home, UNFAIR, Upset, Waste of Money

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Votes:	8809	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Void Gems Collected:	32	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t feel like a third (or fourth) wheel? Look no further! Join our server where we promise you won’t ruin the mood or be a buzzkill like this guy’s friend claimed he was. Our community is all about having fun together, whether you’re hanging out at the club or mining for diamonds in the virtual world. Plus, we’ll never make you waste money on travel – all you need is an internet connection to join the party! So come on over and leave the awkward car rides behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, we don’t judge!

VoteCraft: “Qualifications Not Needed” – Trendy Minecraft Server for the politically incorrect!

Accountability, appeal process, Disqualification, ethical behavior, final test, government accountability, Honesty, Incorrect, Integrity, Minecraft, monitoring finances, monitoring phone logs, monthly lie detector tests, Needed, Politically, probationary period, public leadership, public office, public service, public trust, qualifications, screening process, Server, swearing to uphold constitution, transparency, trendy, VoteCraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that takes politics to the next level? Look no further! Our server requires all players to pass a monthly lie detector test and swear to uphold the constitution before taking on public office. Can you handle the pressure? Failure means disqualification, but don’t worry – after an appeal, you’ll get one final chance to prove your honesty. And if you pass, get ready for a probationary period where we’ll be keeping a close eye on your finances and phone logs. It’s like playing Minecraft and running for office at the same time – what could be more exciting than that? Join us now and let the political games begin!

SovietGF-FreeFunZone

Boundaries, cold war, Cultural differences, DATING, eastern europe, History, humor, Ideology, International, love, No Soviet gf, Nostalgia, partner, personal choice, relationship, romance, russia, social norms, soviet union, SovietGFFreeFunZone

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	81

Are you tired of constantly being followed around by a Soviet girlfriend in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server promises a Soviet girlfriend-free experience so you can mine, build, and explore in peace without any communist drama. Join now for a capitalist paradise where red flags are strictly forbidden!

LMAOCraft: Momo’s ASMR Adventure

Adventure, asmr, Kids, LMAOcraft, missing, Momo, momos, Otako, Private, renewed membership, What Happened, where can I find

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9505
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Have you ever wanted to immerse yourself in a world of relaxation and intrigue, only to find that your favorite ASMR videos have vanished into thin air? Fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can journey to the mystical land of Momos privated asmr kids and uncover the shocking truth behind their disappearance! Join us now for a wild adventure filled with hidden clues, secret passages, and maybe even a few unexpected guests (spoiler alert: it’s probably Momos!). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to unravel the mystery of the missing ASMR videos – your next tingling sensation could be just around the corner!

CraftyConfusion: Where even the mobs can’t figure out why She was crafted lolz

appearance ideals, beauty standards, body image, confused models, crafted, CraftyConfusion, Fashion (Industry), female empowerment, Femininity, Figure, gender confusion, Gender Expression, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, identity crisis, lolz, male feminization, Media influence, mobs, self esteem, self-image, societal norms, societal pressure, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Villages Defended:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	1479	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Join our wacky Minecraft server where even the models are questioning their life choices! We have such a unique and hilarious player base that even the NPCs are requesting makeovers to look less like a confused mannequin. Why do they do this, you ask? Well, because on our server, anything goes! From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of antics you’ll stumble upon. So come join us for a wild ride and maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn the answer to the ultimate question – why did they try making her look like a man in the first place?

FacialCraft – Where Beards Rule, TrendyMines, BeardyBlocks, LOLcraft, Beardcraftia, MineBeard, NoShaveNation, BlockBeardLand, CraftyBeards, BeardedMiners

#beards, #facial hair, Appearance, Beardcraftia, BeardedMiners, BeardyBlocks, BlockBeardLand, body image, Confidence, CraftyBeards, cultural norms, facial hair styles, FacialCraft, fashion, Gender norms, Grooming, grooming routines, hygiene, Identity, LolCraft, Masculinity, MineBeard, NoShaveNation, personal style, Politics, rule, Self-expression, societal expectations, societal norms, spirituality, trends, TrendyMines

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Votes:	9014
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old survival gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and enter a world where chickens rule the land and pigs have formed their own government. That’s right, political pigs deciding the fate of the server!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret cult of villagers who worship the almighty diamond block. Join them in their crazy rituals and maybe you’ll gain some magical powers (or just end up with a bad case of villageritis).

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity and the very fabric of Minecraft reality, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.

MinecraftMemes420 – Dank Builds, Epic Loot, /fog/ – Fallout General vibes

asset, Builds, DANK, Epic, Fallout, fallout 1, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout 4, fallout 76, Fallout General, Fog, general, House WON edition, Loot, MEDIAFIRE, MinecraftMemes420, Mod Repository, modding, modlist, new vegas, OP Pasta, pastebin, Pre-War, Repository, Resources, Steam, Thread, VIBES

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Buildings Constructed:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on this server we’re all about Fallout! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure where you can scavenge for resources, fight off mutated creatures, and explore abandoned vaults.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and New Vegas resources that will blow your mind. Need a modlist for Fallout 3? We’ve got you covered. Want to join a mod repository for all things Fallout? Look no further! And don’t even get me started on the OP Pasta – it’s a game-changer.

So why should you join our server? Well, how about the fact that we have a pre-war thread that will take you back in time before the bombs fell? Or the fact that we have a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on the toughest challenges?

If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly epic, then look no further. Join us on our Fallout-themed server and let the chaos begin! Remember, war. War never changes.

She’sCraftyMC – Going the Distance with Trendy Fun

achievement, Commitment, Dedication, determination, Distance, Endurance, fitness journey, Fun, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, long distance running, marathon training, mental toughness, motivation, perseverance, persistence, resilience, ShesCraftyMC, strength, success, trendy

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild and wacky adventure where pigs fly (literally), chickens wear top hats, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Llamas, who are said to grant wishes to those who can out-dance them in a dance-off. And rumor has it that deep in the caves, there lies a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. She’s going the distance, are you?

BlockBop: The Punching Pixels

action-packed, anime recommendations, BlockBop, boxing, Character development, Dedication, determination, emotional, Hajime no Ippo, hard work, humor, Inspirational, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Mentorship, perseverance, pixels, Punching, Rivalries, sports anime, teamwork, Training, underdog story

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Get ready to embark on the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, with crazier shenanigans than a herd of wild chickens on speed.

Join our server for the chance to ride giant mutant squids through the sky, battle evil llamas in epic dance-offs, and build a castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players dare to ride, a hidden treasure trove guarded by explosive kittens, and a friendly community of players who are just as wacky as you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, cry, and rage-quit in equal measures. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime!

Blocky Nofap Hub: PvP, Bedwars, Survival – Join Now for Epic Memes and Minecraft Strategies!

Accountability, addiction, Bedwars, blocky, coping mechanisms, determination, discipline, distractions, Epic, goal-setting, healthy habits, Hub, Join, Masturbation, memes, mental toughness, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, nofap, perseverance, PvP, resilience, self-control, sexual temptation, strategies, support system, Survival, urges

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Enchantments Applied:	287
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to jerk off while on nofap? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a distraction so epic, you’ll forget all about your urges! Our virtual world is so immersive and engaging, you’ll be too busy digging for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember what a boner feels like. Plus, we have a secret potion that temporarily suppresses all feelings of horniness, so you can focus on building the best dang pixelated castle you’ve ever seen. Say goodbye to those pesky urges and hello to endless hours of blocky fun! Join now and start your journey to a month of no jerking off…well, at least in the game.

CraftyCanucks24 – pixel-punching adventures with a side of maple syrup! 🍁 #gamergoals #minecraftmadness

2024.., Adventures, aspirations, average Canadian, Budget, consumerism, CraftyCanucks24, Diversity, Economy, education, employment, Environment, family, Future, GamerGoals, Government, Healthcare, Housing, Lifestyle, Maple, MinecraftMadness, pixelpunching, savings, Side, Syrup, Technology, trends, VALUES

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ores Mined:	7324

Join our Minecraft server where the average Canadian family in 2024 is just a bunch of loonies! We’ve got igloos that double as disco clubs, moose races every Sunday, and maple syrup fountains for all your sweet tooth needs. You’ll never be bored with our daily poutine-eating contests and polar bear rodeos. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience the true essence of Canada in the future!