Friendzone MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

””Friend Zone Minecraft SMP””

feelings, Understanding, Communication, Crush, Friend

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where getting friendzoned is actually a good thing! Why waste your time trying to impress someone when you can just be their friend and still have a blast playing Minecraft together?

Join our server and experience the thrill of building amazing structures with your crush while being firmly placed in the friendzone. Who needs a relationship when you can have a strong friendship and a killer base?

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the most impressive structure on the server, your crush might just start seeing you in a new light. So come on, join us and embrace the friendzone life!

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FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

long-term friendships, Companionship, Women, societal expectations, Communication

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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FriendZone Minecraft Server

friendship, Loneliness, making connections, seeking friends, friendship squad

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a rare unicorn mount that could fly through the skies and shoot rainbow lasers at their enemies! Talk about a game-changer!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted cookies and the animals can talk. Imagine having a conversation with a chatty cow while munching on a delicious cookie – only on our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a PvP arena where players can battle it out in epic duels using only rubber chickens as weapons. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve defeated your opponent with a squeaky rubber chicken!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life! It’s time to unleash your inner Minecraft warrior and conquer the wackiest world you’ve ever seen!

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FriendZone Minecraft Server

Companionship, Conversation, social life, Loneliness, Chat

Are you tired of swiping on dudes on friend apps and feeling beyond homosexual? Are you desperately seeking a social life but don’t know where to start? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for the ultimate friendship experience!

On our server, you can build friendships that are stronger than diamond armor. You’ll never have to worry about awkward swiping or feeling like a lonely creeper. Our community is filled with players who are just as eager to make friends as you are.

Imagine going on epic adventures with your new Minecraft buddies, slaying dragons and conquering dungeons together. You’ll never have to drink alone again because your new friends will always be there to chat shit and have a pint with you in our virtual tavern.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to your social life woes. Who needs a friend app when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to explore with your new besties? Let’s craft some friendships together!

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FriendzoneEscape Minecraft Server

feelings, growth, perseverance, advice, long-term relationships

Are you tired of being stuck in the friendzone in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where friendzones don’t exist! Our server is filled with magical potions that can turn any friendship into a romantic relationship in just one click! Who needs awkward conversations and unrequited feelings when you can just brew a love potion instead? Join us now and say goodbye to the friendzone forever!

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SnapchatSingles Minecraft Server

Sorry., friendzoned, Server, Minecraft, Hug

🤣 Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting friendzoned again! Our players are so supportive, they’ll never leave you hanging like that new girl on snap! Plus, our virtual hugs are way better than any real-life hug you could ever get. Who needs TikTok fame when you can be the star of our server? Come join us and let’s build a world where friendzoning doesn’t exist! 🌟 #NoMoreFriendzone #VirtualHugsForDays #MinecraftFame

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ShitTestedMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

self worth, Gender Identity, mental health, Ultimate, self harm

Are you tired of getting bullied and friendzoned in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of the outside world. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether that’s a powerful warrior or a peaceful farmer. No more getting shit tested by men or women, just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become the most popular player and never have to worry about being introverted or insecure again. So why wait? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

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CraftyCelibates: Where even black women can’t escape the friendzone in Minecraft!

Escape, never been approached, Jobless, love for video games, terminally online

Are you tired of being a shut-in with no friends and a love for video games? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become part of a vibrant community where you can make friends, find love, and even land a job (in-game, of course). Who needs the real world when you can live your best life in our virtual paradise? Say goodbye to your parents’ basement and hello to endless adventures on our server!

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Hit On Our Hands Boys Minecraft Server

Minecraft, teamwork, Dedication, hard work, determination

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Yes, you heard that right, a PET DRAGON. Legend has it that this dragon will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful weapons and armor you could ever imagine. Want a sword that shoots fireballs? We got it. Need armor that makes you invincible? We got that too. And don’t even get me started on the enchanted potions that will give you superhuman abilities.

And let’s not forget about our custom-built mini-games that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in excitement all at the same time. From parkour challenges that will test your agility to PvP battles that will test your strength, there is never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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The SecretGriefer Minecraft SMP

must-read, bookworm, Mystery, Book Club, Thriller

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself (rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves)!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic Rainbow Sheepicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

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