FRIENDSHIPS Minecraft Servers

Friendships

  • Friendship’s Broken Saplings Realm

    Friendship’s Broken Saplings Realm

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    Join the *Ultimate Reality-Defying Minecraft Server*: You Won’t Believe What’s Inside!

    Welcome to a realm of absolute nonsense where logic takes a backseat and reality is just a suggestion! Here, the chicken flies backwards and the sun dances with the moon on Tuesdays. Are YOU ready for the most profound experience of your digital life? Or is it the worst idea you’ve ever had? LET’S FIND OUT!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Lava Trees Why chop wood when you can harvest molten despair? Perfect for your crying needs!
    Reality Collapse Step outside, watch the ground vanish! Who needs a floor when you can float?
    Mob Therapy Sessions Creepers will listen to your fears, but they’ll explode if they don’t like your story!
    Time-Traveling Cows Buy milk from the cow that remembers the future! But beware the paradoxical ripples!
    Enderman Headgear Sport the ultimate in invisible fashion. You’ll never know when you’re dressed right!

    FAQ Section: Prepare for Mental Deterioration!

    Q: How do I join the server?A: The only key to the door resides in your heart, but it might be locked… or is it?

    Q: What happens if I die in-game?A: You’ll possibly wake up as a potato in the next dimension. Relish the flavor!

    Q: Can I build anything I want?A: “Build” is merely a construct of your shattered psyche. Just exist!

    Random Quotes from the Abyss:

    “What did she have to gain by breaking her saplings’ hearts?”

    “Would it really hurt anything to just not say that shit?”

    “The timeline is a suggestion—a buffet of chaos!”

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  • ExoriaSMP

    ExoriaSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Overview

    Server Exoria SMP
    Bedrock & Java Yes
    IP play.exoriasmp.net
    Port 19132
    Discord Exoria Discord

    FAQ

    1. How do I join the Exoria SMP server?

    To join, simply enter the IP “play.exoriasmp.net” and port 19132 into your Minecraft client.

    2. Is this server compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions?

    Yes, the Exoria SMP server supports both Bedrock and Java editions.

    3. How can I get involved in the community?

    Join our Discord server at the link provided and start chatting with other players to get involved in the community.

    4. Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please refer to the server’s rules and guidelines posted on our Discord server for more information.

    5. Can I collaborate with other players on Exoria SMP?

    Absolutely! Collaboration is encouraged on our server, so feel free to team up with others to build, explore, and have fun together.

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  • "Mooovable Minecraft Server"

    "Mooovable Minecraft Server"

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    Welcome to the ChaosCarrot Minecraft Server!

    Here at ChaosCarrot, we have a 4-cylinder experience wrapped in an 8-cylinder blanket of PURE GUACAMOLE. Yes. You heard me right. Everything is both chill and intense, just like a fish on a bicycle! Strap your dreams to a rocket fueled by spaghetti, because we transcend the realms of watermelon torpedoes. Are you ready to mine diamonds with the rival click team of jellybeans?

    Server Features

    Feature Description
    Infinite Teleportation Download the *never-ending zip file* and find yourself stuck in a taco dimension where no tacos exist. Zero refunds!
    Communal Pickaxe Beast Our pickaxes are sentient and sometimes try to pick you back. Good luck!
    Subterranean Racing Race with other players on invisible blocks while avoiding purple lava. 50% chance of no finish line!
    EnderChicken Showdown Once a day, a chicken from the End dimension lays an egg, and chaos will reign. Spoilers: sometimes it’s a dragon.
    Mind Control Potatoes These potatoes will tell you to do things! Most of the time, it’s weird and unsettling!

    Unfiltered Player Reviews

    “I once rode a pig into a lava ocean. It was life-changing.” – Unknown Dreamer

    “Why is my shadow whispering to me? I just wanted to farm carrots!” – The Baffled Farmer

    “I played for 3 hours and ended up building a monument to my cat. It’s not my cat.” – A Mystified Builder

    “Every time I log in, I feel my brain cells playing musical chairs. Fantastic.” – The Nocturnal Listener

    Cautionary Note

    Beware the lurking moss! It may seem harmless, but it holds the secrets to the universe, and not the fun kind. You’ve been warned. Check your socks before entering the cheese portal at midnight! Keep a slice of pie close; you never know when the squirrel brigade will summon you to the pancake throne. Enjoy your stay, or whatever this is!

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  • SisterlyChaos Minecraft Server

    SisterlyChaos Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the Minecraft World of Torment and Giggles!

    About Our Server

    In this maddening realm, you will traverse landscapes of absurdities and question your sanity as you mine the tears of forgotten llamas. Join knights of the bizarre! Here, the bread is buttered with confusion, and diamonds are made of disappointment. No logic, only blocky mayhem awaits!

    Server Features (or are they?)

    Feature Name Description
    Enderman Karaoke Nights Sing a duet with an Enderman! They don’t know the words, but who does anyway?
    Invisible Creeper Races A thrilling experience where you race while blindfolded—Creepers might be hiding, but aren’t we all?
    Teleportation Mind Games Teleport without a destination! Flash around the same block perpetually; time becomes a flat circle!
    100% Lava-Free Zone For those who hate the heat! Or is it? Check under your bed for lava; we can’t be too sure!
    Zombie Coffee Shop Unlimited caffeine from undead grounds! Just don’t let them bite your neck while you sip!

    Player Reviews

    “Best experience! I turned into a potato, finally fulfilling my dreams!”

    “My pickaxe disappeared during a dance battle with a chicken. Life is weird.”

    “If I knew flying fish could sing, I’d never have made that cursed diamond shovel!”

    “Came for the blocks, stayed for the existential dread! Would recommend to a friend unless they like logic.”

    Important Warning

    Beware the fluffy bunnies of despair. They feast on your hopes and dreams; should you encounter one, offer them your favorite snack or face the consequences of spurious déjà vu! The truth lies beneath the blocks. Trust no one, especially yourself! Join us at your own risk.

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  • FriendZoneCraft

    FriendZoneCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server if u want to save ur mental health from ur partner!!! our server is like a magical friendship potion that will make u happier than a pig in mud. forget about relationships, just join us and build friendships that will last a lifetime. plus, we have unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. so why wait? join now and say goodbye to depression and hello to happiness!

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  • Blockin’ Trips & Friendships

    Blockin’ Trips & Friendships

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Hollow Heist: The Server of Broken Promises and Haunted Friendships

    Introduction: Welcome to the Abyss

    Step right up! Welcome to the Hollow Heist, where friendships flake faster than a Minecraft villager under a rainstorm and excuses are more plentiful than diamonds hidden in the depths of a perilous cave. Here, you’ll discover a realm where co-dependency runs rampant, the term "friend" carries more baggage than a chest in an End City, and every block you mine is a reminder of the soul-crushing reality of toxic relationships! Are you ready to unearth the secrets beneath the surface?


    Features: A Landscape of Chaos and Emotion

      • Time Warp Calamity: Hours can fly by like Endermen in the night! Your friends might bail at a moment’s notice, only to reappear looking for sympathy after their dominant partner grants them a sliver of freedom.

      • A Token of Tears: Each player receives “The Heart of Cam,” a mystical, useless item that summons emotional breakdowns and endless excuses. The catch? It only activates every time someone else tries to make plans!

      • Ghost Town Zones: Enter the areas where friendships go to die! Discover abandoned realms littered with sad texts and forfeited hangouts, mirroring the abandoned hopes of players who thought they had tight-knit bonds!

      • The Great Understanding Experiment: Daily challenges where players must find the most convoluted reasons to excuse flakiness. The more absurd the reason, the higher your rank in this chaotic society. Care to explain a missing car with a ghostly twist? Go for it!

    Player Testimonials: Voices from the Shadows

      • "It’s like playing Minecraft but the only thing I mine is despair! Cam never shows up, but when he does, I’m locked in a never-ending cycle of ‘Ashley said this’!”Anonymous Specter

      • "Joining Hollow Heist felt like being sucked into a black hole of drama! Just don’t expect any rewards for loyalty."Crying Enderman

    Conspiracy Theories: Unraveling the Mystique

    Why does Cam keep falling into the ash heap of toxicity?

      • Legend says he’s a victim of The Curse of Ashley: a player who dominates with an iron fist, trading manipulation for affection. Can you break the cycle, or are you doomed to repeat history?

    Secret passages to freedom?

      • Only the bravest souls who tackle the Server of Non-Understanding can hope to find legendary lore that breaks the chains of toxic entrapment. Beware! Many have tried, and few have escaped the grasp of emotional sabotage!

    FAQs: Laugh, Cry, and Scratch Your Head

      • Q: Can I escape the grasp of Ashley? A: Maybe. But you might just find a new area of your life inexplicably tied up in her web. Enjoy your stay!

      • Q: Are there any safety measures to prevent flaking? A: Safety? This isn’t a therapy session; it’s a survival game! Flaking is the norm, darling!

    The Hidden Horrors Awaiting You

    This server was banned in 12 countries for its dangerously accurate portrayal of emotional turmoil. Join at your own risk! Will you forge your friendships among the chaos, or will you become yet another flake destined to drift aimlessly in the ether? The Hollow Heist beckons you into the liminal space of uncertainty—where loyalty turns to dust, and steadfast friendships crumble beneath the weight of unrealistic expectations!

    Join us, if you dare! You might just escape with a slice of sanity or be devoured by the darkness of camaraderie gone awry. Bring your pickaxe, and let’s dig into the disaster together!

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  • Stacies And Brads Unite 2024

    Stacies And Brads Unite 2024

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    Join Now: The Mind-Bending Minecraft Server That Defies All Logic!

    Ever wondered if the essence of reality could be reshaped through pixelated cubes? Welcome to the greatest (or worst) Minecraft server you will NEVER forget! It’s like the fabric of time has unraveled—join us or become one with the void! Why? Because if you don’t, who will feed the llamas? Prepare yourself for an experience that will make you question what a cube even is!

    Feature Description
    Endless Waterfalls of Time Literally waterfalling into the past! Dive headfirst and collect memories of your lost childhood. No lifeguard on duty!
    Invisible Blocks of Paranoia Ever wondered if you’re really walking? Now you can walk on nothing! Just the pure essence of existential dread.
    Talking Creepers They don’t just explode, they also offer unsolicited life advice. Listen closely or you’ll miss the existential crisis lurking behind every blast!
    Squirrel Wars Squirrels have fortresses and they want YOUR acorns. Join us as we wage wars based on nothing but nutty whims!
    Global Cat Conspiracy Every cat is secretly a block of wool. What more proof do you need? Join now and embrace the fur-filled unraveling of reality!

    FAQs: Face Your Fears!

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: Rules? What are rules?! Do dogs dream of electric sheep? The rules are whatever the shadows whisper to you in the moonlight!

    Q: How do I join?

    A: Click the link at the speed of thought, but only if you’re presently existing in a parallel universe, where thoughts are made of Legos!

    Q: Is there an age limit?

    A: Only if time had a limit, but it doesn’t. So, we are ALL eternally 12 in the realm of the blocks!

    Random Server Reviews:

    “do you think next year stacies might start hanging out with brads? They should visit the Nether and uncover the truth behind the colors!”

    “Reality isn’t real, it’s just a series of Minecraft updates we haven’t unlocked yet!”

    “Why are we even blocky? Is Steve just a reflection of your deepest fears?”

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  • SnackAttackAITA_Minecraft

    SnackAttackAITA_Minecraft

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    💥 Welcome to "Fries of Fury: The Server That Eats You!" 🍟

    Ever felt the creeping sensation in your blocky bones that reality is spiraling? Welcome to a server where social awkwardness transmutes into chaotic creation! Here, we’ll unravel the tapestry of existence one fry at a time—and you might end up swallowed whole by the abyss of your own virtual fatphobia.

    What’s This Twisted Realm? 👁️👁️

    Fries of Fury is not just a server; it’s a dimension-bending, fry-loving utopia that discards societal norms like stale bread. Here, the avatars talk, laugh, and feast—while you desperately try to navigate the absurdity of it all. Join your comrades who are equally baffled by the cosmic implications of a side of fries. Your choices lead to mind-bending consequences—better mind your words, or you’re just an appetizer!

    Key Features of the Chaos 🍔🔮

    Feature Description
    Fries-ception Dive deep into an endless pit of fries. Literally.
    Confrontational Crafting Build counterarguments as you craft armor. ☠️💬
    Eat, Pray, Slay Overcome emotional baggage by devouring mobs.
    Blocky Banter RSVP for weekly open-mic nights—where the jokes bite back!
    Rude Awakening Players can hurl insults and cacophonous laughter! 🎤

    Testimonials from Wandering Souls 🤪

      • “I joined the server, and now snacks are my only friends!”Anonymous in a bathroom stall
      • “After one session here, I found myself defending my fries against my own reflection. This isn’t just gaming; it’s a lifestyle.”Mysterious Player

    Controversial Origins 🔍

    Rumor has it this server was banned in 12 countries for aggression against fast food. The truth? Those fries hold ancient powers capable of opening portals to other dimensions, and they’re not sharing with the mainstream media! Why were fries featured in discussions of existential dread? What fries off this philosophy? Nobody knows, but don’t question your hunger—they might just be in your head, watching.

    Warnings & Side Effects 🚨

      • You may find yourself rage-predicting your mates’ midnight snack choices.
      • Excessive laughter may summon the Potato God.
        • (Fair warning: Worshipping said deity may lead to unspeakable greasy chaos.)

    Secret Features 💫

      • The Fry Whisperer: Unlock the ability to converse with anyone about fries on a metaphysical level.
      • Temporary Insanity Mode: Voice chat turns into chaotic debates, and who needs a cohesive theme when you’ve got fries to discuss?

    Join Now, But Do You Dare? 🥴👾

    This isn’t just a server; this is a soul-culinary expedition into madness! Click to join, but remember—a morsel of disrespect could trap you in endless fries-laden purgatory. Check your inhibitions at the door—your survival depends on the courage to eat fries in a world of chaos.

    Frequently Asked Questions (That Don’t Matter) ❓

      • Q: Is there a maximum amount of fries I can consume?

        • A: No. Embrace the chaos! Binging might literally open portals.
      • Q: What if I face backlash from the Potato God?
        • A: Good luck explaining your life choices!

    So, come on down and thrust yourself into the Fries of Fury experience—where existential dread and golden fries collide! Will you be the hero or the punchline? 🍟✨

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  • Quest for Virtual Love Realm

    Quest for Virtual Love Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Ultimate Reality-Bending Craftiverse: Where Blocks Talk Back!

    Welcome, weary traveler, to a server that is simultaneously the pinnacle of existence and the abyss of despair! You may think you’ve seen Minecraft servers, but NO! This is a realm where cats are king and time is but a suggestion. Why join us? Because you need to find out why your goldfish looks at you like that! Are you ready to embrace the insanity? Your reality is about to rupture!

    Mind-Altering Features

    Feature Reality (or Not?)
    Infinite Cows Each cow alters your perception of friendship. Beware the moo!
    Gravity-Free Zones Jump high, fly low, fall forever. Why stand when you can float in soup?
    Random Memory Loss Sometimes you forget who you are… or that you even existed! Delicious chaos!
    Transdimensional Crafting Crafting tables that talk back and may reveal your darkest secrets!
    Secret Ingot of Regret A rare item that makes you think about all your life choices. Collect them all!

    FAQ: Questions That Will Haunt Your Dreams

    Q: What version of Minecraft do you run?

    A: Why does it matter? Versions are but a flickering shadow on the wall of a cave. Or is it a cave of shadows? You decide!

    Q: How many players can join?

    A: All the players, or none! Have you ever considered how many grains of sand exist? Exactly.

    Q: Is this server family-friendly?

    A: Family? What is family? Are we not all just pretend figures in a digital dream? Trust your instincts!

    Random Quotes from the Abyss

      • “So will one of them find a real girlfriend or will they keep playing the incest meme forever?”
      • “You think you know Minecraft? You’re just lost inside your own mind!”
      • “Reality is just a suggestion. Join or be left behind!”

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  • ExoriaSMP

    ExoriaSMP

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    Overview:

    Server Name Exoria SMP
    Server Type Bedrock and Java
    IP play.exoriasmp.net
    Port 25565
    Discord Discord

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server with both Bedrock and Java versions of Minecraft?

    Yes, Exoria SMP supports both Bedrock and Java versions of Minecraft.

    2. How can I connect to the server?

    You can connect to the server using the IP play.exoriasmp.net and port 25565.

    3. Is there a Discord server for Exoria SMP?

    Yes, there is a Discord server available for Exoria SMP. You can join it here.

    4. What can I expect from Exoria SMP?

    Exoria SMP is a community-focused server where players can embark on epic journeys, build stunning structures, and collaborate with fellow players. It is a place for creativity, adventure, and friendship.

    5. Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, Exoria SMP has rules in place to ensure a friendly and enjoyable environment for all players. Please refer to the server’s rules and guidelines for more information.

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