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Cum Glaze Craft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Ores Mined:	8144	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5741	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	208	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can glaze the faces of your irl friends with your hot cum! That’s right, forget about building elaborate structures or battling mobs, the real fun is in giving your friends a sticky surprise they won’t soon forget.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a towel or two). Who knows, maybe you’ll become the cum-glazing champion of the server and earn bragging rights among your fellow players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the cum-glazing commence!

TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Void Gems Collected:	38

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Potions Brewed:	128
Crops Grown:	3897	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Void Gems Collected:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Star Shards Collected:	287

Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Blood Moons Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	137
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Crafty Love Connection

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

metanoia junior high school

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Crops Grown:	8243	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	42	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

66.206.27.202:50020

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Love Letters Sent:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	188
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7008

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!