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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 3358 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 270 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
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