Friend'S House MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SibBdayGiftGate – Minecraft Server

birthday etiquette, celebration, Minecraft, family dynamics, Parenting Style

So, like, last week I got invited to this crazy party at my friend’s house for his kid’s birthday. And get this, they give gifts to BOTH kids so no one feels left out. I was like, what the heck do I bring for the little brat? So I show up with a gift for the birthday kid and a 6 pack for my buddy. His wife starts going on about how the other kid will feel left out, but I’m just like, nah, everyone can parent how they want, ya know? So, like, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you gotta be cool like us and not worry about fitting in with the normies. It’s a wild ride, man.

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KickedOutCraft Minecraft Server

household accidents, Minecraft, reputation damage, KickedOutCraft, forgiveness

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like the time I got kicked out of my house for accidentally chipping a bowl (which could have totally been fixed with some superglue, by the way). Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re falling off a stool just trying to reach for some wheat biscuits!

Experience the thrill of being locked out of your virtual house and having to find shelter at a friend’s Minecraft mansion. And don’t worry, our server is so epic that even if your friend’s mom calls your virtual mom to come pick you up, you’ll still have a blast!

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about that time you got in trouble for a tiny chip in a bowl. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

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DishyHusbandCleanUp

time to leave, LEAVING, Angry, Etiquette, Party

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where helping with the dishes can lead to marital drama and accusations of being controlling! Who knew clearing the table could cause such chaos? But don’t worry, on our server, you can leave all that real-life drama behind and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you never know what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next. So come join us for a wild ride of adventure and unexpected twists!

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CreeperFamilyUncomfortable

uncomfortable home, uncomfortable situation, uncomfortable behavior, under 18, Inappropriate Behavior

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t be called any inappropriate nicknames by your friend’s stepmom! We guarantee a nickname-free environment where you can focus on building and exploring without any uncomfortable encounters.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of friendly players who will never make weird jokes about stepmoms or questionable family dynamics.

Don’t worry about telling your parents about your Minecraft adventures here, because we understand that not everyone has a great relationship with their family. Just jump on our server and escape into a world where you can be yourself without any awkward situations.

So come on over and join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be called is a master builder.

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FriendHouseGloUp – Minecraft SMP

house rules, smp, Meals, Nostalgia, childhood memories

Lol, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I found, bro. So like, at my friend’s house growing up, they did things totally different, like they had a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wore a top hat and monocle. And get this, they had a secret underground lair where they kept all their diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of ninja cats. It was lit, fam.

But like, this Minecraft SMP is even more insane, like they have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a secret society of llamas who control the economy. And the best part is, every time you find a rare item, a magical unicorn appears to congratulate you and give you a high five. It’s like a dream come true, man.

So if you wanna join this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience all the craziness for yourself, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s gonna be epic AF. Let’s goooooo!

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ToiletPaperWars Minecraft Server

Considerate, toilet paper, bathroom etiquette, rough toilet paper, personal care

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of soft, extra ply toilet paper! 🧻 Join us for a world of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream toilet paper fortress and never have to worry about scratchy sandpaper-like toilet paper ever again!

Our server is perfect for those with sensitive skin or anyone who just appreciates the finer things in life (like luxurious toilet paper). We have custom plugins that allow you to craft your own toilet paper rolls and even design your own bathroom oasis.

Don’t be caught in a sticky situation like our friend here, bring your own roll of toilet paper and join our server today! Who knew toilet paper could be such a game-changer in the world of Minecraft? 😉🚽 #SoftAndStrongMinecraftLife

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BoosterSeatless Minecraft Server

installation, Playdate, Minecraft, ex wife, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take safety very seriously – just like this guy’s ex-wife! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and danger (just kidding, we’re actually very safe)!

Forget about booster seats, on our server, we ride dragons into battle! Who needs a booster seat when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?

Join us and experience the thrill of picking up kids from playdates without booster seats – it’s a real adrenaline rush! Just make sure to have your dragon ready for a quick getaway in case things go south.

So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will leave your ex-wife calling you in a panic about the safety of her daughter. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉 #BoosterSeatDrama #MinecraftMadness

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PaycheckPirates

disowned, Paycheck, parents, kicked out, middle child

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing parents who take half your paycheck and kick you out of the house over a dinner bill? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your parents cashing your paycheck. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, you can always retreat to your virtual oasis in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the game that will make you richer than your parents ever could. Who needs family drama when you have diamonds and gold in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real world behind. We promise not to kick you out or take your hard-earned virtual money. It’s time to build a new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions.

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BBQ Bash Minecraft Server

Party, Minecraft, drinks, lack of effort, bbq

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to make you pay for groceries or clean up after us like some ungrateful hosts at a BBQ!

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about making coffee for lazy hosts or dividing up the cost of virtual groceries. Our server is clutter-free and full of exciting challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dividing is your time between mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with ungrateful hosts and dirty dishes.

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House RulezCraft

offbeat requirements, unique expectations, atypical norms, RulezCraft, unfamiliar traditions

Have you ever been to a friend’s house and they had the most bizarre rule ever? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken suit at all times! Yes, you heard that right. Forget about armor, forget about cool skins, all you need is a clucking chicken suit to fit in with the rest of the players.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. And no, you can’t wish for more diamonds, that’s just greedy.

Oh, and did we mention that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night at coordinates 420,69? Get your dance moves ready because the creepers know how to boogie down.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you wear a chicken suit, make wishes with unicorns, and party with creepers all in one place? It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on!

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