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CreeperFamilyUncomfortable

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mines Excavated:	3008
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t be called any inappropriate nicknames by your friend’s stepmom! We guarantee a nickname-free environment where you can focus on building and exploring without any uncomfortable encounters.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of friendly players who will never make weird jokes about stepmoms or questionable family dynamics.

Don’t worry about telling your parents about your Minecraft adventures here, because we understand that not everyone has a great relationship with their family. Just jump on our server and escape into a world where you can be yourself without any awkward situations.

So come on over and join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be called is a master builder.

FriendHouseGloUp – Minecraft SMP

Bonding, childhood adventures, childhood friends, childhood memories, Differences, family dynamics, friend’s house, FriendHouseGloUp, Fun activities, games, growing up, house rules, long lasting friendships, Meals, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Playtime, sleepovers, smp, special moments, Traditions, unique experiences

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Items Found:	2299	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Lol, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I found, bro. So like, at my friend’s house growing up, they did things totally different, like they had a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wore a top hat and monocle. And get this, they had a secret underground lair where they kept all their diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of ninja cats. It was lit, fam.

But like, this Minecraft SMP is even more insane, like they have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a secret society of llamas who control the economy. And the best part is, every time you find a rare item, a magical unicorn appears to congratulate you and give you a high five. It’s like a dream come true, man.

So if you wanna join this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience all the craziness for yourself, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s gonna be epic AF. Let’s goooooo!

ToiletPaperWars Minecraft Server

awkward situation, bathroom etiquette, bringing own supplies, Considerate, friend’s house, guest etiquette, Minecraft, OFFENDED, over the top, personal care, personal preference, practical, rough toilet paper, Rude, Sensitive skin, sensitive topic, Server, sleepover, social norms, soft toilet paper, toilet paper, ToiletPaperWars

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	5863	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of soft, extra ply toilet paper! 🧻 Join us for a world of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream toilet paper fortress and never have to worry about scratchy sandpaper-like toilet paper ever again!

Our server is perfect for those with sensitive skin or anyone who just appreciates the finer things in life (like luxurious toilet paper). We have custom plugins that allow you to craft your own toilet paper rolls and even design your own bathroom oasis.

Don’t be caught in a sticky situation like our friend here, bring your own roll of toilet paper and join our server today! Who knew toilet paper could be such a game-changer in the world of Minecraft? 😉🚽 #SoftAndStrongMinecraftLife

BoosterSeatless Minecraft Server

aita, booster seat, BoosterSeatless, boyfriend’s daughter, danger, DRIVE, ex wife, friend’s house, furious, installation, irresponsible, Issue, Minecraft, Picking up, Playdate, quiet kid, Server, Talkative, Time management, Upset, work at home, work meeting

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Meteorites Collected:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Players Killed by Monsters:	8213
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mines Excavated:	2185

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take safety very seriously – just like this guy’s ex-wife! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and danger (just kidding, we’re actually very safe)!

Forget about booster seats, on our server, we ride dragons into battle! Who needs a booster seat when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?

Join us and experience the thrill of picking up kids from playdates without booster seats – it’s a real adrenaline rush! Just make sure to have your dragon ready for a quick getaway in case things go south.

So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will leave your ex-wife calling you in a panic about the safety of her daughter. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉 #BoosterSeatDrama #MinecraftMadness

PaycheckPirates

Argument, cashed paycheck, college, Disown, disowned, earnings, escalated, family dinner, friend’s house, Job, kicked out, middle child, parents, Paycheck, PaycheckPirates, phone bill, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Void Armor Forged:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing parents who take half your paycheck and kick you out of the house over a dinner bill? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your parents cashing your paycheck. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, you can always retreat to your virtual oasis in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the game that will make you richer than your parents ever could. Who needs family drama when you have diamonds and gold in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real world behind. We promise not to kick you out or take your hard-earned virtual money. It’s time to build a new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions.

BBQ Bash Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dimension Hops:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to make you pay for groceries or clean up after us like some ungrateful hosts at a BBQ!

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about making coffee for lazy hosts or dividing up the cost of virtual groceries. Our server is clutter-free and full of exciting challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dividing is your time between mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with ungrateful hosts and dirty dishes.

House RulezCraft

atypical norms, eccentric protocols, Etiquette, friend’s house, guest behavior, Hospitality, House, house rules, odd instructions, offbeat requirements, peculiar customs, peculiar stipulations, quirky guidelines, RulezCraft, social norms, strange rules, unconventional standards, unexpected regulations, unfamiliar practices, unfamiliar traditions, unique expectations, unusual requests

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	490	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Have you ever been to a friend’s house and they had the most bizarre rule ever? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken suit at all times! Yes, you heard that right. Forget about armor, forget about cool skins, all you need is a clucking chicken suit to fit in with the rest of the players.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. And no, you can’t wish for more diamonds, that’s just greedy.

Oh, and did we mention that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night at coordinates 420,69? Get your dance moves ready because the creepers know how to boogie down.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you wear a chicken suit, make wishes with unicorns, and party with creepers all in one place? It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on!

FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

20 minutes, aita, backyard, Board Games, culture, DRIVE, final straw, friend’s house, FriendZoneCraft, get together, Late, LEAVING, mad, Message, Minecraft, mom, mood, patio, Server, Uber, unpunctual, wait outside, windy

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where punctuality is key! If you’re even a minute late, you’ll be locked out of the server for 20 minutes as punishment. But don’t worry, we make up for it with our epic board game battles and patio parties!

Join us for a wild ride of unpredictable events, just like the time our friend locked out a player for being fashionably late. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

So if you’re looking for a server with a twist, where being fashionably late is a crime and board game drama is the norm, then look no further. Join us and see what crazy adventures await you! Just make sure to set your alarm clock, or you might find yourself locked out of the fun.

SpaceCraft Minecraft Server

14 year old, Boundaries, Caretaker, cat, chickens, Disabilities, Dogs, family, friend’s house, grandmother, guilt tripping, irritability, Minecraft, Priorities, responsibilities, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Space, spacecraft, TESTOSTERONE, UNFAIR, young adult, youngest siblings

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the stress of family drama and responsibilities! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Forget about your nagging mother and demanding siblings, come chill with us and let loose in our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner child and have some much-needed fun.

No more guilt trips or lectures about priorities, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive and thrive in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

More and More Minecraft SMP

ceiling light, changing oil, christmas lights, DECEMBER, diy, empowerment, equality, feminism, front porch, gender equality, gender roles reversed, gender stereotypes, holiday decorations, household tasks, husband, manual labor, Minecraft, mowing the lawn, outdoor night light, smp, traditional roles, Women

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a twisted version of reality where women are the ones taking charge! That’s right, you’ll see women mowing the lawn, changing the oil in cars, and even drilling out and screwing on outdoor night lights while their husbands pass them screws like it’s nobody’s business.

Join us for a wild ride where gender roles are flipped upside down and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wacky server? So come on in and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, on this server, anything goes!

Welcome to the server among the as server of Minecraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9555
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

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Cube vs PS2 Minecraft Server

comparison, compressed textures, console differences, crowd size., Cube, Def Jam Fight For NY, exclusive features, game textures, gamecube, Gaming, Gaming hardware, Hardware, light blur effect, main character voice, Minecraft, missing features, music tracks, power difference, ps2, reduced crowds, Server, video games, Xbox

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	260	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a gaming experience more exclusive than the features missing from the GameCube version of Def Jam Fight For NY!

Join us and revel in the glory of having only one voice for your character – because who needs variety when you can have monotony, am I right? Plus, enjoy the thrill of missing out on eight epic music tracks, because who needs a full soundtrack when you can just hum to yourself?

But wait, there’s more! Our server takes the lack of light blur effect to a whole new level, making your characters and arenas look like they’re stuck in a perpetual state of confusion. And don’t even get us started on the reduced crowds in certain arenas – who needs a cheering audience when you can just fight in awkward silence?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, get ready for some super compressed textures that will make you question whether you’re playing Minecraft or a pixelated nightmare. So come join us on our server for a gaming experience that’s so outrageous, it’ll make you wonder why you ever played on anything else!

Honkai: Star Rail General – Minecraft SMP

Aglaea, Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes, Character Banners, Eighth Dawn, general, Golden Epic Tribbie, herta, Honkai, Ice Erudition, Ice Remembrance, Light Cone Banners, Lightning Remembrance, Minecraft, No Dazzle No Break, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, smp, special program, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Version 2.7

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are tougher, the loot is crazier, and the adventures are out of this world!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds instead of exploding. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has exclusive events like the “Eighth Dawn” extravaganza where players can ride on magical flying llamas and battle against evil unicorns for a chance to win rare loot. And don’t even get me started on the “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes” questline, where you can become a legendary hero and save the world from an army of evil rabbits.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Who needs boring old vanilla servers when you can have this level of insanity?

Supreme Court Saves Minecraft Server

America, CONSERVATIVE, constitutional rights, Court, Democracy, firearms, God bless, Government, gun control, gun rights, Guns, legislation, liberal, Minecraft, NRA, Politics, RIGHTS, saves, second amendment, Server, SUPREME, SUPREME COURT, Supreme Court decision, trump, united states

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of worrying about Trump taking away your precious pixelated guns in Minecraft? Fear not, for on our server, the Supreme Court has ruled in favor of keeping all guns in the virtual world safe and sound! Join us and fight for your right to bear blocky arms in epic battles against creepers and skeletons. Who needs real-life politics when you can have all the gun-toting fun in Minecraft? Join now and let freedom ring…in the form of explosive TNT cannons!

Kids and Fat Horse Dicks Minecraft SMP

anti-semitism, Boundaries, brownskins, Censorship, controversial topics, Dicks, discrimination, Ethics, explicit content, fat, fat horse dicks, Firewall, Hate Speech, Horse, inappropriate content, Kids, Minecraft, offensive language, racism, sensitive subjects, shock value, smp, societal norms, taboo subjects, throw jews in fire

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Votes:	8101	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further! We have a strict “no chill” policy, where we encourage players to go all out in their shenanigans.

Join us if you want to build giant statues of bacon, ride pigs into battle, and create elaborate traps for unsuspecting players. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master trolls, so get ready for some epic laughs.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a tradition of hosting weekly “firewall brownskins and throw jews in fire” events? It’s like a crazy game of hot potato, but with a twist! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast in a Minecraft world like no other, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep your sense of humor handy. See you in the game!

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magic Items Found:	4824	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures, where the game design is so good, it’s practically divine! Our server is like no other, with crazy events and challenges that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie pigs riding on top of flying llamas. It was a sight to behold, and they knew they had found their new home in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a talking cow who gives out the best loot in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wonderful journey through the world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you on the other side, adventurer!

Fem Turds, Not Her Minecraft SMP

beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, comparison, Confidence, cultural norms, fem, femturds, Insecurity, Media influence, mental health, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, smp, societal standards, turds, unrealistic expectations, why do you not look like her

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7185	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone looks the same? Join our server and stand out from the femturds! We have a secret potion that will transform you into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come join us and unleash your inner unicorn warrior!

”> Be Me Minecraft Server”

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

> Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the woes of real life like this poor balding guy!

> Our server is so magical that it can reverse hair loss and give you luscious locks of hair in-game!

> Take on the role of a powerful wizard who can cast spells to make your enemies’ hair fall out while yours grows thicker and fuller!

> And don’t worry about any weird side effects like growing cup tits and lactating, because on our server, anything is possible!

> Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing that it can even reverse the effects of the COVID vaccine! Say goodbye to any worries about side effects and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

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