Block Party: Flings & Foes Minecraft Server

setting boundaries, Flings, Party, codependency, mental health

🪓 welcome to the ultimate blocky madness where the pixels are soggy and the creepers are your new best frens!! join this server or u might just miss out on the flat-out FUNNIEST adventure since grandma’s jello mold fell off the table 🍧😜!!

🌍 first things first, there’s a super-secret cave where the lost socks of the universe hang out—yeah, those socks that always disappear in the dryer, you know what I’m talking about? if u bring a few mismatched ones, the sock goblin will trade you insane powers like the ability to jump 12 blocks high or turn any dirt block into cake!!! 🍰 jump into that spongey dream land!

💥 ever wanted to fight with a flying cow that spits rainbow lasers? you can do it here!! 🐄 it’s true!! there’s a legendary beast known as the "Bovine of Destiny" who will only appear if you sing the Minecraft theme song backwards while floating in lava. trust me, it’s the best way to spend your Friday night!! and don’t worry, we provide the emergency flotation devices. ✌️

🍕 also, we have pizza parties—like, REAL pizza that teleport straight to your face when you mine a diamond! some say the pizza is sentient and debates existentialism with you if you stare at it too long. 🙃 mind-blowing stuff here!

👽 crazy story: once upon a time, a blockhead named steve wanted to build a house but instead built a portal to the Underworld. the demons there weren’t impressed and started a TikTok dance-off. well, let’s just say Steve is now a certified influencer with 4 million followers. don’t miss your chance to be the next viral sensation!!

🐉 and if u think you got know-how, there are legendary quests to retrieve the Golden Toilet Seat of Neverending Power from the dreaded throne of the Ender Dragon—it’s like fighting an oversized lizard who’s on a juice cleanse, but with more glitter.

🧙‍♂️ plus, we’ve got wizards around every corner. they’ll sell you potions that turn sheep into party llamas that spit confetti!! 🦙💃 who needs sadness when you can have a confetti-spitting llama squad?! step into a world where your biggest worry is surviving the next prank wars!

🚀 join now and be part of this nonsense! there’s no limits and no logic!!! just pure, unadulterated block fun! 🏗️ bring ur weirdest friends or just your grandma—everyone’s welcome in this pixel paradise!! fomo is REAL, my friend!!! don’t let your grandma get all the cake! 🎉💭💔

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MotherLover Minecraft SMP

Forbidden, seduction, Roleplay, Sin, dream

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly trained monkeys who have been playing Minecraft since they were in diapers. They may not be the best at PvP, but they sure know how to throw a good party in the Nether.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Fake-making Mama. She’s been making the most realistic fake blocks you’ve ever seen since before you were even born. Want to prank your friends with a fake diamond ore? She’s got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the world of blocks and madness!

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CraftyCounselorMomma

vice principal, Apology, school counselor, Telling, Private

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further! Our server is so discreet, even your nosy school counselor won’t find out about your personal problems!

Join us for a leukemia-free gaming experience where the only thing contagious is the laughter and fun! Our server is so exclusive, even the germs won’t be able to find you here.

With a community that respects your boundaries and keeps your secrets safe, you can game in peace without worrying about unwanted disclosures. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – unless you want to share them, of course!

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JobQuittersMC SMP

smp, JobQuittersMC

Are you tired of working a boring 9 to 5 job? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures.

We’ve had players quit their jobs on the first day because they couldn’t tear themselves away from our server. One player even claimed they found a secret diamond mine in the virtual world and decided to dedicate their life to mining it all day, every day.

So if you’re ready to ditch the real world for a virtual paradise, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs a job when you can be a virtual millionaire?

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PandemicCraft

pandemic hobbies for stress relief, hobbies during isolation, quarantine activities, pandemic hobbies for happiness, pandemic hobbies for wellness

Are you tired of staring at the same four walls during the pandemic? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Our server is so addictive, it’s been known to cure boredom, insomnia, and even the common cold. Rumor has it that one player built an entire castle made out of diamonds just because they could.

So if you’re looking for a new hobby that will keep you entertained for hours on end, join our server and start crafting your way to greatness. Who knows, you might even discover the cure for world hunger while you’re at it.

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SabotageCraft Minecraft Server

norway, foreign interference, government alerts, security measures, law enforcement

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! You gotta join this server, cuz let me tell you, it’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We got Russian Intelligence trying to recruit criminals for sabotage, like what the actual block?! But don’t worry, we got Steve and his army of diamond armor-wearing chickens ready to protect our pixelated land. So come on down and join the fun, or else you might end up getting blown up by a TNT-wielding sheep. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

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PalianytsiaCraft

Military, military capabilities, international relations, PalianytsiaCraft, eastern europe

Yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! This server is like the Ukraine of Minecraft servers, ready to unleash the epic ‘Palianytsia’ weapon on all our enemies (aka griefers and noobs).

Join us if you want to be part of a war with Russia (in-game, of course) and witness the power of this insane weapon that can shoot TNT blocks from one end of the map to the other.

We’ve got crazy PvP battles, epic build competitions, and even a secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world with us! Join now or forever be stuck mining dirt in some boring server. Let’s do this, gamers! 🚀💣🔥

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Aberrant: Where the mods are so wild, even the whitelist plays pretend.

TOWN, Sirius-Arc galaxy, Gunpowder Currency, Mods, Beta

Aberrant SMP

Overview

Aberrant is a planet located in the Sirius-Arc galaxy. With a radius of 3,270 Kilometers, it is large enough to hold lifeforms and keep a (mostly) stable surface and ecosystem. Aberrant has drinkable water, breathable air, and mostly tolerable temperatures. It is home to hundreds of lifeforms, from lesser creatures such as livestock and undead to more advanced lifeforms, created through rapidly induced evolutionary steps. The Aberrant SMP is a Season One, up-and-coming roleplay and lore-focused Origins server with a lovely community and incredibly fun gameplay.

Features

A curated modlist featuring The Origins mod, Croptopia, Gunpowder Currency, Campanion, and more
Monthly Giveaways and Contests
Themed monthly updates with player-decided votes for new origins
Server-wide story events
Cosmetic donator ranks
Roster of 29+ origins with new ones added monthly
Open wiki full of characters and world lore
Custom Emotes and Server Art

Join Us

If you’re interested in joining our community and making your mark in a brand new, growing world, we’d love to see you in our Discord to get whitelisted. Best of luck in the Aberrant!

Discord Link Here

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you need to join our Discord and get whitelisted. Visit the Discord link provided above.
Are there monthly events?	Yes, we have themed monthly updates and server-wide story events for all players to enjoy.
What mods are included in the modlist?	Our modlist includes The Origins mod, Croptopia, Gunpowder Currency, Campanion, and more vanilla-flavored mods.
Can I contribute to the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Our server has an open wiki full of characters and world lore that is accessible to all server members.
Are there giveaways and contests?	Yes, we have monthly giveaways and contests for all players to participate in and win exciting rewards.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

alphabet boys, Rivalry, distrust, intelligence community, power dynamics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the alphabet boys are not just a government agency, but a group of elite players who run the show! Join us if you want to uncover their secrets, work with them, or even take them down!

Are they working together to dominate the server, or do they secretly hate each other and are plotting against one another? What are their end goals – to control all the diamonds, or to build the biggest castle in the land?

And don’t forget about the elite players who are in cahoots with the alphabet boys – are they allies or enemies? Maybe they’re all just using each other to climb to the top of the leaderboard!

Join our server and dive into a world of intrigue, betrayal, and epic Minecraft battles. Who knows, you might even uncover some dirt on the higher-ups and cause a power upheaval that will go down in Minecraft history! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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Minecraft SMP: SteinsCraft – Time Traveling to 2010 Japan

Daru Hashida, Japan, time travel, visual novel, Kurisu Makise

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have recreated the world of Steins Gate in all its wacky glory! Join us for a chance to time travel, send messages to the past, and maybe even accidentally create a dystopian future (oops).

Our server is filled with realistic characters who are just as quirky and lovable as the ones in the show. From mad scientists to conspiracy theorists, you never know who you’ll run into next.

But be warned, the stakes are high in this SMP. One wrong move and you could alter the course of history forever. So come on, join us for a wild ride through 2010 Japanese culture and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of Steins Gate!

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Friends And Relationships

Aberrant SMP

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Features

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