| Key Features |
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| Discord | Join Discord |
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the server? | Fill out a short application form in the Discord server. |
| Is there any pay-to-win aspect on the server? | No, the server is vanilla plus with no pay-to-win features. |
| Are there any specific rules to follow? | Play at your own pace and respect others’ gameplay experiences. |
Shaolin Minecraft Server
Shaolin is a unique server with large biomes and reduced structure generation in the overworld. The new 1.21 villager trade rebalance is active. You can do whatever you want on this server – build farms, have a store, fight the Ender Dragon, or fly with Elytra.
Come say hello and take a look around. If you like what you see, find some land and build a home! The goal of Shaolin is to create a server full of honest friends, epic builds, an economy, and a place of dreams. Show off your building skills, meet new friendly people, and play some Survival Minecraft. Come to Shaolin!
Don’t forget to join the Discord. The server is backed up regularly to protect against griefing.
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Join Shaolin for a fun and friendly Minecraft experience!
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But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.
So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!
Our energy policy is so pragmatic that even the Ender Dragon is considering going solar. Our leaders are so inspiring that even the zombies are starting book clubs to discuss their latest speeches.
And don’t get us started on our movies and music – our jukeboxes are always bumping with the latest hits from our resident DJ Skeleton. Plus, our welfare system is so fair that even the chickens are getting their own retirement plans.
Join us for sunny weather, friendly people, and chaste, traditional women who will never lead you astray. Our society encourages creativity and entrepreneurship, so you can build your dream castle without any judgment.
Our cities are so beautiful that even the villagers are Instagram influencers. And don’t worry about freedom of speech – you can say whatever you want as long as it’s not about nerfing the diamond sword.
So come join us and live a meaningful life in a world where nihilistic hedonists are banned (unless they bring cake).
Join us and experience the thrill of building snow forts in the tundra, splashing around in our endless rain showers, snuggling up by the virtual fireplace in our cozy cabins, feeling as secure as a baby in a crib with our top-notch security measures, and making friends faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”
So why wait? Join our server now and start your journey to the coldest, wettest, coziest, safest, and friendliest place in all of Minecraft!
Oh, and get this – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. They build crazy cool traps and puzzles that will blow your mind. Plus, they throw the best llama dance parties every Saturday night. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss it.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. You can ride on marshmallow horses and fight evil gummy bears with your enchanted lollipop sword. It’s like Willy Wonka meets Lord of the Rings, but in Minecraft.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, always listen to the llamas. They know what’s up.
we got, like, diamond armor that makes you invincible, bro. you can, like, ride pigs into battle and shoot arrows out of your butt. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
and get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. you gotta, like, solve a series of riddles to find it, but once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends, man.
so, like, forget about trudeau and those boring parliamentarians. come join our server and let’s have a blast together, bro!
we got a crazy story behind this server, apparently, earth is actually a generation spaceship and we’re all just playin’ minecraft on it while we travel through the cosmos. who knew, right?
join us for some out-of-this-world adventures, build your own spaceship base, and maybe even encounter some alien mobs along the way. so what are u waitin’ for? hop on board and let’s explore the universe together! 🚀🌌👽
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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in their own language. Rumor has it that he once convinced a whole flock of chickens to build a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks.
If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to embark on epic quests like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. And don’t forget about our weekly llama races, where players can ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses filled with lava pits and TNT traps.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for the zombie disco dancers…they have killer moves. Literally.
Unlike dry weddings, our server is overflowing with fun and excitement. Get ready to party with your extended Minecraft family and hit the virtual dance floor like never before. Who needs alcohol when you have diamonds and emeralds to fuel your dance moves?
Don’t be like the guests at that boring dry wedding – join our server and show off your epic dance skills. Your sister may be mad at you for not dancing at her wedding, but she’ll be impressed by your moves in the pixelated world of Minecraft. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to boogie down on our server – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!
