| Key Features |
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| Discord | Join Discord |
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the server? | Fill out a short application form in the Discord server. |
| Is there any pay-to-win aspect on the server? | No, the server is vanilla plus with no pay-to-win features. |
| Are there any specific rules to follow? | Play at your own pace and respect others’ gameplay experiences. |
Shaolin Minecraft Server
Shaolin is a unique server with large biomes and reduced structure generation in the overworld. The new 1.21 villager trade rebalance is active. You can do whatever you want on this server – build farms, have a store, fight the Ender Dragon, or fly with Elytra.
Come say hello and take a look around. If you like what you see, find some land and build a home! The goal of Shaolin is to create a server full of honest friends, epic builds, an economy, and a place of dreams. Show off your building skills, meet new friendly people, and play some Survival Minecraft. Come to Shaolin!
Don’t forget to join the Discord. The server is backed up regularly to protect against griefing.
Rules:
Join Shaolin for a fun and friendly Minecraft experience!
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But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.
So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!
Our energy policy is so pragmatic that even the Ender Dragon is considering going solar. Our leaders are so inspiring that even the zombies are starting book clubs to discuss their latest speeches.
And don’t get us started on our movies and music – our jukeboxes are always bumping with the latest hits from our resident DJ Skeleton. Plus, our welfare system is so fair that even the chickens are getting their own retirement plans.
Join us for sunny weather, friendly people, and chaste, traditional women who will never lead you astray. Our society encourages creativity and entrepreneurship, so you can build your dream castle without any judgment.
Our cities are so beautiful that even the villagers are Instagram influencers. And don’t worry about freedom of speech – you can say whatever you want as long as it’s not about nerfing the diamond sword.
So come join us and live a meaningful life in a world where nihilistic hedonists are banned (unless they bring cake).
Join us and experience the thrill of building snow forts in the tundra, splashing around in our endless rain showers, snuggling up by the virtual fireplace in our cozy cabins, feeling as secure as a baby in a crib with our top-notch security measures, and making friends faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”
So why wait? Join our server now and start your journey to the coldest, wettest, coziest, safest, and friendliest place in all of Minecraft!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine busting out some killer moves on the dance floor.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can ride llamas in top hats and party with Herobrine?
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers throw the wildest parties in town, with DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks and zombie dancers busting out their best moves. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava lakes and zombie hordes.
So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and shoots out cupcakes? Or a magical forest where the trees grow pizza slices instead of leaves? It’s a crazy world out there, but on this server, anything is possible.
So come on down and join the fun! Just watch out for the giant chicken that patrols the spawn point – he’s a real clucker!