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InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

One Life

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	983
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	9

An anarchy hardcore server that only gives you ONE LIFE, use it wisely. You can, if you die, buy another life at onelife.craftingstore.net. BUT GOOD LUCK

91.121.59.47:25585

Mc.story4craft.net

Creative, Minigames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Server IP: mc.story4craft.net

mc.story4craft.net

Mortal Lands

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Now hiring Staff!!! Want to apply? DM me on Discord!!! Oio980#7964 Also Subscribe to Oio980 on Youtube and Follow Oio980 on Twitch!!!

MortaLands.minehut.gg

Aluminis

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Aluminis is a new and unique server with the intention to create an experience like no other. We’re starting off with Prison, using custom plugins and builds tailored to the gameplay of players which provide a new and fresh feel. We also have an extensive yet rewarding Prison Pass that helps you in your journey throughout the server. As fun side things to do, we offer parkour throughout the server and a custom PvP experience with kits with custom enchanted perks and the ability to bring in armor you’ve been grinding to plow down enemies. Finally for building, everyone has a Realm where you start on a island in your personal realm with you’re the boss of. You can create whatever you can get a hold on. Even invite your friends over start a Co-Op realm. We can’t wait to see you there! See you soon!

mc.aluminis.net

Dilchor network

Arena Pvp, Balanced Economy, Fighting, Kits, Shop, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, an Indian-based community where exciting adventures await! Each month, we introduce custom bosses that will challenge your skills and test your strategies. But that’s not all – we are constantly adding new custom features to enhance your gaming experience.

On our server, we have a unique lifesteal mechanic where players can steal each other’s hearts in thrilling battles. Engage in heart-pounding fights, explore our vast array of shops, and indulge in cosmetic items to personalize your character. Feeling lucky? Try your hand at our exciting lottery or visit our casino for some entertaining games of chance.

For convenience and exploration, we offer warps and random teleportation (RTP) to make navigating the world easier. Additionally, we have crates filled with enticing rewards waiting to be unlocked.

This is just a taste of what our server has to offer, and there are many more surprises in store. Join us now and experience the excitement for yourself!

play.dilchor.xyz:25572

The Mandex

Mini Games

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Enjoy a growing arcade of games being developed every day. Includes a unique take on Spleef where shovels spawn on intervals at spawners, introducing many more tactics to the original game. Also TNT Run is another big game on our server with a colourful twist. More Minigames Come Out frequently

TheMandex.aternos.me

Krautchan /int/ server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

International server. Don’t grief and don’t be an asshole (obviously). Basically, you can build anywhere, although there are some limitations. There is enough space for everyone! Don’t get discouraged by the autism of the server, things will get easier for you later. Also, mods, admins and other players may help you.

hub.dev-urandom.eu

Adenbey survival sky

Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Votes:	1169
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Meteorites Collected:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

We are people who love to play survival.

Even though we have just opened our server, thanks to our endless interest and great effort, we are still developing and developing systems that make vanilla Minecraft more fun without spoiling its taste.

We always listen to our players and do not hesitate to add their suggestions to our server.

I wish you good games.

play.adenbey.online

Block Crusher

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Dimension Hops:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magic Items Found:	2419
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

We are back. Same staff, same owners, same NO WHINING policy. Yes the same 1.2 Block Crushers from a 8 years ago.. Hell we even have the same unchanged website..

184.95.48.242

RLStuff

PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Towns Built:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

This Minecraft Server is the basic RLCraft 2.8.2 install and nothing else. RLCraft is a ModPack that adds difficulty in almost every basic step but doesn’t take away from the fun or feeling of vanilla minecraft. Try to survive, clear dungeons, kill/raise dragons or just adventure the vast open world, its all up to you. Server rules are simple, PvP is allowed but griefing is not, have fun and play the game. There is a Discord server as well, ask any admin on the server for an invite

RLCraft.serverminer.com