Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you $5 for a glass of tap water? Look no further, because our server offers FREE virtual water for all players! Plus, our bartender NPCs won’t give you death stares if you forget to tip on your virtual seltzer. And don’t worry about overpaying for drinks, because all virtual mixed drinks and tallboys are only $5 each – cheaper than a bottle of water at that other bar! Join us for a virtual drink and some blocky adventures today!
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Tipless Tavern Minecraft Server
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GenderBenderCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gender confusion is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride of mistaken identities and drama, just like the story of this player who got caught up in a gender mix-up at an emo night hangout.Imagine the chaos of thinking someone is a girl, only to find out they’re actually a guy who just rocks the guyliner like nobody’s business. Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like this player’s night of confusion and misunderstandings.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of not knowing who’s who and what’s what? Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold right before your eyes?
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where being yourself can lead to a whole lot of confusion and hilarity. Join now and see what crazy adventures await you on our gender-bending Minecraft server!
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NoBedSharingAllowed
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all disputes with rock paper scissors! Join us for epic battles of RPS to determine who gets the best loot, the coolest skins, and even the comfiest beds in our virtual world.Just like in the real world, sometimes things get heated over who gets the twin bed or the queen bed. But fear not, on our server, we have a fair and fun way to decide – rock paper scissors! No more arguments or tears, just good old-fashioned hand games to determine your fate.
Join us and witness the drama unfold as players battle it out for the best spots in our virtual realm. Will you be the champion of RPS and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you be left crying to your friends about how unfair it all is? The choice is yours on our wild and wacky Minecraft server – where rock paper scissors reigns supreme!
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IdentityCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any racists like “Megan” from the story above! Join us and leave all your racist tendencies at the door, because here we celebrate diversity and inclusivity.Our server is like the Olympics of Minecraft, where players from all backgrounds come together to compete in epic battles and challenges. And just like in the story, we have a special event where the mixed race players always come out on top – because genes don’t define your skills in Minecraft!
So if you’re tired of dealing with racist narcissists like “Megan” and want to join a fun and welcoming community, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate you for who you are, regardless of your race or background. Let’s build a better Minecraft world together!
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WeddingDressCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old wedding dresses that take forever to make? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise to deliver a custom wedding dress in just 24 hours, guaranteed!Join now and experience the thrill of last-minute dressmaking like never before. Our team of expert dressmakers will work tirelessly to create the perfect gown for your special day, even if it means pulling an all-nighter.
Don’t let a little thing like pregnancy stop you from getting the dress of your dreams. Our server is here to make it happen, no matter the circumstances. Plus, we offer bonus rehearsal dinner dresses and reception dresses for those extra special occasions.
So why wait? Join our server today and say “I do” to the fastest wedding dress service in Minecraft history!
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WeddingGiftFailCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Well, look no further because on our server, we understand the importance of sticking by your friends, especially when it comes to weddings!Join our server and experience the thrill of flying back from the opposite corner of the earth, driving 2 hours, and possibly missing the ceremony just to attend the reception of your closest friend’s wedding. And hey, if the wedding planner says you can’t come, just show up anyways – we love rebels!
But that’s not all – on our server, we believe in equality for all players. Whether you’ve supported your friend financially in the past or you’re just there for a good time, everyone is welcome. And don’t worry about gifts, because on our server, the only gift you need to bring is your amazing personality (and maybe some virtual diamonds).
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there, where friendships are tested, journeys are epic, and wedding receptions are the ultimate battleground for love and loyalty. See you there, friend!
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CraftyComrades
Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and wish you had a squad of friends to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Join us and become part of the ultimate Minecraft friend group – The Avengers of the blocky world, if you will.Imagine building epic structures with your pals while pretending to be the cast of Friends. Ross can be the redstone expert, Chandler can crack jokes while mining for diamonds, and Phoebe can serenade you with her beautiful Minecraft parodies. Who wouldn’t want to be part of such a quirky and lovable group?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most hilarious and entertaining Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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NoShowMommaCraft
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than Millie’s excuses for missing out on events! Just like Millie’s disappearing act, you never know what surprises await you in our server.With more twists and turns than Millie trying to change plans to accommodate her baby, our server will keep you on your toes. Who needs brunch when you can have epic adventures in the world of Minecraft?
Unlike Millie, who always seems to have a reason to bail, our server will never let you down. You’ll be partying with us every day, no excuses needed!
So come join us and leave the drama behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who found the most diamonds! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with Millie’s excuses.
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LoserCraft FunZone
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your leech-like friends behind, especially that one guy who thinks he’s a rap superstar but can’t even bring chips to a party.On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and even start your own toilet cleaning business (just kidding, please don’t do that). We promise there will be no 3AM calls asking for rides from the bar, only friendly players looking to have a good time.
So come join us and let’s leave the drama at the dinner table where it belongs. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new friend who doesn’t mooch off you for their “music career”. See you in the game!
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Sever-ly Vanilla Minecraft SMP: Where 18+ Hermitcrats roam with a map that’s dyn-omazing!
Severation SMP Overview:
Type Details Server Type Semi-Vanilla 18+ server Rules No griefing or stealing Server Start 28/06 FAQ:
About Us:
What started off originally as a friend group playing Minecraft together, evolved into a full-blown community server, made by players interested in the community and comradery aspect.
Our Features:
- Shopping District
- Dynmap
- Two-Way Chat between Minecraft & Discord Server
- Interactive chat commands
- Pre-Generated World
- Creative Server (on the way)
- Leaderboards
Our Values:
- Focus on community and interactions
- Establishing a good economy
- Maturity is important
What we ask of you:
- Be mature and reasonable
- 18 years or older
- Change your discord nickname to “Name (In-Game Name)”
- Create a shop in the shopping district
- Build your base relatively close to spawn
How to Join:
Fill out the application on our discord server: https://severation.net/discord