Welcome to the Birdtree Fungus Realms! ðĐâĻ Of Madness
ð Server Overview ð
Join us in a dimension where donuts take flight and your sanity is a decorative block! Here, we ride the spectral waves of confusion, and every block you break could be LITERALLY your last! Unless it’s a potato. Potatoes are FRIENDS.
ð Features of Confusion ð
Feature | Description |
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Donut Land Mines ðĐðĢ | Step on the wrong donut and BOOM! Instant cake explosion. Who needs health? |
Enemy Creatures that Only Speak in Riddles ðĪ | Face off against monsters that ask you “What is the sound of a tree surfing?” Spoiler: youâll die regardless. |
Unlimited Inventory Space (But Only for Potatoes) ðĨ | Collect potatoes and regret every choice that led you here. Other items are mere dreams. |
Grumpy Unicorns as Pets ðĶ | Feed them sadness, and they might just turn you into a duck. QUACK! |
The Eternal Surprise Party ð | Every hour, without fail, the server crashes and resets. Spoiler: it’s your birthday forever! |
ðĨ Player Reviews ð
“I thought I was digging for diamonds, but I found my lost childhood. Thanks for nothing!”
“Why is a creeper named Gerald eating spaghetti? MY LIFE IS A MESS!”
“The phantoms sing me lullabies at night, and I canât tell if itâs soothing or terrifyingâĶ probably both!”
“I built a fortress of dreams. Then Amelia blew it up. Donât ask.” ð
ðŪ Cryptic Message for Participants ðŪ
If the whispers of bread become too loud, remember: donuts fly in the moonlight but only if your hair is made of spaghetti. Leave all forgiveness at the door and let the chaos reign.
ALERT: Donât use the nether portal after midnight. Last time, it rained donuts, and we lost three admins to a pastry avalanche.