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  • Wildwood PvE Superforest

    Wildwood PvE Superforest

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    PvE Superforest

    A superhard take on minecraft with unique world generation. The entire world is a dark oak superforest. Mobs are incredibly dangerous to fight alone. Take on the wilds with a friend, fortify your base and brave the underground when you’re ready.

    IP: yehohardcore.ddns.net:25560 Discord: Join the Discord here!

    Rules are different than my other servers. please read.

      • Hacks and cheats are allowed.
      • Anything that hinders normal server operation is prohibited.
      • The discord strictly does not allow malicious behavior and profanity.

    yehohardcore.ddns.net:25560

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  • Just a Friend? Minecraft SMP

    Just a Friend? Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP this side of the digital universe, where all your wildest pixelated dreams come true! 🥳✨ Here’s why you absolutely MUST join us, even if your pet goldfish just got divorced (and trust me, that’s a big deal in the fish community).

      • Enderman Dating Service: Ever wanted to date an Enderman? Well, you can’t, but you can watch others try! We’ve set up a whole matchmaking service for players who think they can date that tall, dark, and mysterious guy with the purple eyes! Watch as they teleport away before you can even say “I’m not a human snack!” 😂

      • The Drama Llama Tribe: Forget about your boring lives and join the Llama Tribe where we scream at clouds and throw carrots at each other for fun. You’ll get a fancy llama costume (it’s made of 100% recycled dirt, very eco-friendly!) and hear thousands of thrilling tales about the llama who once beat the Ender Dragon in a staring contest. No one believed it happened, but we all totally saw it, right? 😱🐕

      • Creeper Karaoke Night: We’re throwing a weekly event where you can sing your heart out (and get blown to smithereens by a creeper, but that’s part of the fun!). Ever heard a creeper sing “I Will Survive”? Let me tell you, it’s like fireworks for your ears! Boom! 💣 🎤 You’ll definitely want to join us for the chaos and awkward pauses!

      • Epic Balloon Animal Wars: Every Sunday, we craft majestic balloon animals (like a life-sized Steve balloon) and then, uh, we kind of… uh.. battle them. NOBODY knows why but last week five players got stuck in a rising hot air balloon that was made from a giant wolf. Trust me, you’ll want to be here when the skies turn red and we launch attacks with rubber chickens!

      • "They’re Just a Friend" Cult: Join our secret club where we constantly argue about whether the cute villager with the glasses is just a friend or if there’s something else brewing. Rumor has it, players have spent HOURS dissecting the villager’s emotions. One guy even tried to propose with a diamond pickaxe. Spoiler: it didn’t go well. 😂💔

      • Nether Sojourns for Snacks: Forget brewing potions; we’re brewing snacks in the Nether! Pizza? Probably made of lava. Tacos? One bite and you get instant fire resistance (but also some third-degree burns). You haven’t truly lived until you’ve tasted a Ghast Sandwich, which is, uh, made with real ghasts. Only 10% chances of explosions when eating!

    If any of this sounds bonkers and chaotic (that’s because it IS!), then you’re exactly who we want! Join us in defying the laws of reality, crafting broken friendships, and raising mini zombies together! Who knows, you might just find love…or a strangely charming Enderman. 🤷‍♂️💕

    So grab your pickaxe and let the madness begin! This server ain’t gonna join itself, right? Come on down and be a part of the most ridiculous tales ever spun in pixels! 🥴💚

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  • Block Party: No Friend Zone!

    Block Party: No Friend Zone!

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    The Great Cobblestone Debt: A Mysterious Adventure Awaits!

    In a realm where friendships crumble like poorly built wooden houses, where the sacred currency of trust is traded like enchanted apples, welcome to The Great Cobblestone Debt—the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever not fully understand.

    A Policy of Expectation: Ever felt the nagging sensation that a missing bill is haunting your dreams? Here, the line between ally and creditor is a pixelated abyss. Players are trapped in an endless loop of IOU madness. Trade craft, collect dirt blocks, and engage in surreal bargaining—may the odds be ever in your favor as you declare, “Pay your debts, or perish in the lava of neglect!”

    Features of the Server:

    Feature Description
    Debt-Denied Dimensions Navigate through infinite realms that test the very fabric of your financial sanity. Gates open when debts are settled!
    Chaotic Currency System Why use emeralds? Here, cobblestone is the new gold! Barter for mysterious obsidian relics representing past friendships or things you thought were worth something.
    Random Confrontation Events Hear the ominous sound of clicking? Prepare for surprise interrogations where you must defend your financial honor or collapse in a fit of existential dread.
    Shared Assets, Shared Chaos Place your valuables in the communal ender chest—what’s mine? What’s yours? It’s all a blur in the depths of mistrust.
    The Hall of Forgotten Promises Visit this eerie structure to witness the tales of those who withheld repayment—will you join their ranks or shatter the cycle?

    A Cursed FAQ:

      • Q: Can I actually pay my debts back? A: Only if you believe in the enchanted powers of the Enderman’s glare.

      • Q: What happens if I never collect my debts? A: You might just get stuck trading your diamond armor for a perpetual curse of regret.

      • Q: Why did this server start? A: That’s a mystery buried in the heart of a long-forgotten village (don’t ask too many questions).

    Testimonials from the Shadows:

    “I lost a friend and found eternal chaos. 10/10 would recommend!” — Brandon the Bewildered

    “Just try to collect debts; it’s like pulling teeth from a dragon!” — Lisa of the Lava Pools

    Warning: Enter at Your Own Risk

    Legends tell of players banned in 37 different realities, unable to escape the spiral of financial treachery. Will you heed their warnings, or dive headfirst into the granite depths of unparalleled absurdity?

    Secret Features (Shhh!):

      • Alternate Currency Cults! Fight to establish dominance over a cult that believes wood is the ultimate currency.
      • Mystical Payment Rituals: Sacrifice more than just your items—perhaps your sanity or your trusty pet wolf?

    Join now—but be warned! This isn’t just a game; it’s a realm where friendships are collateral, and chaos reigns supreme! The cobblestone is ready, and so are we.

    See you in the dimension where debts warp reality, and laughter echoes in the void of unpaid promises… 🌌

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  • BlockyDrama: Family + Friend?

    BlockyDrama: Family + Friend?

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    🚀 Welcome to the Chaotic Quagmire of Family Adventure’s Harbor! 🌌

    Every pixel whispers hidden truths as you venture into the carnivalesque chaos of family dynamics and social intrigue! Here, every block is a turn in a spiraling nightmare—or a heartfelt reunion; who knows? ☠️


    Where Dreams and Nightmares Collide 🌀

    Are you ready to challenge your very perception of reality? A portal into the universe’s shadiest family gatherings awaits you! Indulge in confusion as you explore the twisted paths of relationships that could lead you to either familial bliss or complete anarchy!

      • Will you join your beloved in sharing the sacred ground of your past, or did you just invite a specter of chaos? The choice is yours!

    Unraveling Secrets and Hilarious Misunderstandings 🔍

      • Feature: Whirlwind Invitations 💌 Your partner might just summon their childhood friend (without asking you) to join your family reunion! Imagine the horror: a ‘spontaneous guest’ crashing your nostalgic 5-hour drive! What could possibly go wrong?

      • Statistical Insight: Apparently, 75% of family turbulence arises from unexpected guests. Did YOU invoke “The Third Wheel” just by letting your friend babysit your emotions?

    Testimonials from the Unfortunate 💔

    "I didn’t think my life could go to hell so quickly until I logged onto this server." — User12345 "My Minecraft boyfriend invited his ex to our block party, and honestly, I sent him to the Nether." — GamerGal99


    The Art of Dissonance 🎭

    Imagine! You’re building a cozy house, only to realize your girlfriend’s secret friend has not only moved in but also taken over your crafting table! That mushroom stew you cherished? Now it’s a concoction of anger and misunderstanding!


    In-Game Legends: The Tale of the Uninvited Guest 📜

    Long ago, in a realm not far from here, a traveler brought forth a guest to meet the elders of a village. Little did they know, this stranger would unravel the very fabric of their peaceful existence. Tales say that not acknowledging an uninvited companion could lead to cursed griefers haunting your builds!

    Could this server be a cautionary tale? Or the gateway to your greatest adventure?


    What You May Find Here 🏰

      • Beware of the Third-Wheel: They say this ghostly figure derails intimate moments—beware!
      • Conspiratorial Floaters: Are your friends really friends? Or mere figments, like your sanity?
      • Secret Features of Dread: Engage in feelings of paranoia as you question, "Who really is here, and why?!"

    FAQ (Answers that won’t truly help) ❓

      • Q: Why should I bring my friends? A: Only the brave can transform awkward into adventure!

      • Q: What if I think I might ‘overreact’ to the chaos? A: Welcome to the club! May your tears harden into bricks!

    A Call to Join the Madness! 🤡

    🌟 INVITE YOUR FRIENDS! But, be warned: you may lose yourself in the drama of hidden agendas and pixelated heartbreak!

    Dare to forge your destiny in Family Adventure’s Harbor, where each block laid is a decision grappling with the echoes of familial expectations! 🎲 Will you emerge victorious or will you find solace in blocks of chaos? 🧩

    Your adventure awaits, and the vortex is pulling you deeper… Will you embrace the madness? Join now! 🌪️

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