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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 1249 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Farms Harvested: | 633 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.
- We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.
- Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.
- We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!