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BlockyJobQuitters

BlockyJobQuitters, career, decision, dissatisfaction, employment, first day, Frustration, Job, Quitting, quitting career, quitting employment, quitting for good, quitting for reasons, quitting job, quitting on first day, quitting out of dissatisfaction, quitting out of frustration, quitting work, reasons, work

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Potions Brewed:	104
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Have you ever quit your job on the first day because you realized you were meant for bigger and better things? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and leave behind the boring world of work for a land of endless possibilities and adventures.

On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate. Who needs a job when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

So if you’re ready to say “I’m done with this” to the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, join our server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or the master of a giant floating island. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

Assistance, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Diplomacy, eastern europe, families, Hope, inquiries, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing soldiers, resolution, russia, search, Server, Support, Surge, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, War

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	1359	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have more inquiries from Russian families than Ukraine has on missing soldiers! 🤣🤣🤣

We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂

Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉

PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	829288	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Mines Excavated:	2308
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Runes Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Runes Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crops Grown:	2034
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5648	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	5357
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Votes:	248	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Crops Grown:	3042

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY