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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 4168 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 171 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this crazy place. first of all, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. they grant wishes and rainbows follow them wherever they go.
also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.
oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed up in fancy tuxedos and tophats? they’re so classy, even when they’re trying to kill u.
plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but be careful, cuz there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards the entrance. yep, a giant chicken.
so, what are u waiting for? come join this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs russia and donald trump when u have unicorns, disco balls, and fancy mobs?
