friday fails – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Pocket Fat Heart Attack

Attack, fat, Heart, Pocket

come join our minecraft server where we celebrate all the fat hidden inside your muscles! forget about BMI or waist circumference, we only care about those juicy intermuscular fats.

we believe that the more fat you have stored inside your muscles, the stronger and more powerful you are in the game. it’s like a secret superpower that only our players possess.

imagine being able to survive any battle or conquer any obstacle simply because of the fat hiding in your muscles. it’s like having a built-in shield that protects you from harm.

so if you want to level up your minecraft game and become the ultimate warrior, join our server and embrace the power of intermuscular fat. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd, ADDING, Craftocracy, Democracy, Discord, discord server, enacting, Game, Join, law, legislature, Meet, members, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, serious, Server, smp, Vote

Minecraft Server Overview

Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Description	Members take roleplay lightly and focus on server democracy, including legislative voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election
Links	Video 1, Video 2, Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How often do you have server legislature meetings?

Server legislature meetings are held periodically to vote on proposals submitted by members. The frequency may vary depending on the volume of proposals.

2. What type of proposals can be submitted for voting?

Proposals can range from enacting new laws within the server to adding new mods to the server’s modpack. Members have the freedom to suggest various ideas for consideration.

3. How can I participate in the Presidential Election?

To participate in the Presidential Election or any server events, make sure to join the Discord server provided. Details and updates will be shared there.

Eternal Realm – Kronii’s Legacy 1.20.2

#HololiveEnglish, #kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, art, Collabs, ETERNAL, fanbase, fanfiction, holoEN, hololive, Kroniis, Legacy, memes, merchandise, Music, NSFW, Realm, Schedule, streaming

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as lit as @OuroKronii’s streams? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where legends are made, just like GawrGura in Fast Food Simulator.

Join us for some late-night edgy hours in Sonic X Shadow Generations, where the memes are as spicy as the NSFW art (we got a tag for that too, kroniirotic baby).

We got all the handy links you need, from YouTube to TikTok, and even a free chat room where you can vibe with the homies. Plus, our music game is fire – check out Kronii’s original songs and covers, they’ll have you vibing for days.

And if you can’t figure out timezones, don’t worry, we got a stream calendar to keep you on track. So what are you waiting for? Join us and spread the love for Kronii, and remember to report any schizos and Londoners – KRONII LOVE! 😂🔥🎮

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CraftyBridesmaid Minecraft Server

apologies, Bridesmaid Decline, changing priorities, Communication Issues, controlling relationship, CraftyBridesmaid, Emotional support, Exclusion Accusations, friend drama, friendship boundaries, Friendship struggles, Funeral Support, Group Settings Cordiality, hurtful behavior, Loss of Grandma, Minecraft, Not Being A Bridesmaid, Proposal Hinting, red flags, Server, supportive friends., toxic friendship, WIBTAH

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles, crazy alliances, and more betrayal than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like no other, with players who are more unpredictable than a creeper in a minefield. You’ll never know who to trust, who to befriend, or who to watch out for. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to tame a wild ocelot.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through friendships that are more complicated than redstone contraptions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who destroys everything in their path? The choice is yours on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and dive into the chaos of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back. It’s a jungle out there, but with the right skills and a bit of luck, you might just survive the madness.

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FireBlock Bday Snub

air quality, Altadena fire, BDay, birthday gift, chaotic, close friend, Communication, Disappointment, displaced by fires, Empathy, evacuation, FireBlock, friendship, Guilt, nice gift, PRESSURE, shopping, snub, stress, thoughtful gesture, underlying condition, Understanding

Are you tired of friends who expect birthday gifts even when you’re busy fleeing from wildfires and dealing with bad air quality? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to guilt trip you for not sending gifts, because we understand that life can get crazy sometimes. Join us for a stress-free, gift-free gaming experience where the only thing burning is our passion for Minecraft!

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CraftyCynicalExploits

captive communication, captive negotiation, captive release, CraftyCynicalExploits, cynical, emotional manipulation, Hamas, hostage communication, hostage negotiation, hostage release, hostage situation, hostages, Manipulation, media manipulation, Propaganda, propaganda tactics, psychological exploitation, psychological warfare, release notices, staged, Terrorism

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that shoot lasers outta their butts! Plus, our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs.

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers throw the wildest parties and our witches make the dankest potions. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery.

So come on down to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of gravity, but who needs that anyway?) Let’s get blocky, baby!

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Origins of America 1.20.5

1.20.5, America, American citizen, conformity, Depravity, elite individual, freedom, Government, History, INDEPENDENCE, mistreatment, Oppression, Origins, Rebellion, resistance, revolt, revolution, society, tolerance, Treatment

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like America but on crack! Like, you can treat the players however you want and they’ll just take it like champs. No rebellion here, just pure chaos and fun! Join now and unleash your inner dictator, because these players will never revolt, they’re like the ultimate obedient citizens of Minecraft land. It’s wild, it’s crazy, it’s a total mind trip – just like America, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this insane experience, join now and rule like a boss!

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TrumpCraft: Build Walls or Bridges?

America, anticipation, anxiety, Bridges, BUILD, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, global uncertainty, Government, INAUGURATION, international relations, leadership, optimism, pessimism, policy, Political Climate, Presidency, trump, Trumpcraft, uncertainty, united states, walls, world leaders, world politics

join dis minecraft server and escape da madness of da real world, where trump is president and da end is near! on dis server, u can build ur own bunker to hide from da chaos outside, or team up with other players to overthrow trump and save da world!

we have custom plugins dat let u ride giant chickens into battle, summon zombie minions to do ur bidding, and even turn into a dragon and rain fire down on ur enemies!

come join us and let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time! #notmypresident #minecraftforpresident #trumpprotestersunite

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Fruit Ninja’s Pear Paradise

Analyses, biological pathways, Colletotrichum fructicola, defense response, disease resistance, Fruit, Fungal, gene expression, integrated, Mechanism, METABOLOMIC, Ninjas, novel, omics, Paradise, pear, Plant immunity, plant-pathogen interaction, resistance, Secondary metabolites, transcriptomic

hEy yOu gUys, wAnna jOin tHis ePiC mInecraft sErver? wE gOt sO mAny cOol fEatures yOu wOnt bElieve it! lIke, wE hAve a cOlossal cAstle mAdE oUt of dIamonds aNd gOld bLocks, aNd a sPawning gRounds fOr uNicorns aNd dRagons! bUt tHe bEst pArt iS oUr sPecial pEar tRee tHat cAn rEsist aNything, eVen tHe dAngerous cOlletotrichum fRucticola! yOu cAn bE a pEar wArrior aNd sAve tHe wOrld fRom tHis eVil fUnghi! jOin nOw aNd bE pArt oF tHis mAgical aDventure!

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Mystic Realm Warriors 1.20.2

1.20.2, animation, Anime, art style, binge-worthy, disappointing reviews, Enjoyable, FANTASY, first episode, genre-defining, GROUNDBREAKING, high on my list, MAGICAL, Magical Destroyers, mystic, potential letdown, Realm, reviews, series, style over substance, visually stunning, Warriors, watch soon

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like Magical Destroyers, but with blocks and creepers! The art style is off the charts, just like the explosions you’ll see in-game. Who needs substance when you have style? Dive into our server and experience a genre-defining adventure that will leave you questioning reality. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now for a truly magical experience!

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