Get ready for a fun survival time!
Join us today! We worked hard to make this great. If you see this after launch, hop on to Play.craftynetwork.fun Bedrock Port: 25565
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Get ready for a fun survival trip!
If you miss the launch, just hop on over to Play.craftynetwork.fun. Bedrock Port: 25565
We hope you have a blast on our server! We worked hard to make it great. Join our Discord for more fun: Discord Link
See you there! 🎮
| Key Features | Lifesteal SMP |
|---|---|
| Gameplay Mechanics | Simple voice chat, mace plugin, infinite villager trades, tree chopping plugin |
| Community Aspects | Looking for about 10 active players to start |
| Server Start Time | This Friday at 8:00 PM (+1 UTC) |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How many players are you looking for? | About 10 active players to start |
| What plugins are available on the server? | Simple voice chat, mace plugin, infinite villager trades, tree chopping plugin |
| When does the server start? | This Friday at 8:00 PM (+1 UTC) |
Prepare yourself, intrepid traveler of the pixelated realm! You are about to enter a world where shopping trips transform into cataclysmic events, grocery lists become sacred texts, and cousinly grudges ignite into full-blown epic quests! Here, the ordinary acts of buying food or planning a trip spiral into a saga of betrayal, packing dilemmas, and unseen forces of Cosmic Grocery Nihilism.
You thought you understood the mundane? Think again! In Cousin-Conspiracy, every Friday shadows a hidden agenda. Shopping with your cousin isn’t just about snacks and essentials; it’s the final boss battle in the chaotic landscape of family politics!
Gather ’round and hear the whispers of the town! Rumor has it, rejecting a simple shopping spree can lead to dire consequences. Players who defy the monthly Costco pilgrimage are said to suffer from The Non-Participation Spiral—a descent into a realm void of snacks and familial acceptance. Oh, dare you tread into this abyss?
| Mechanic | Effect |
|---|---|
| Mystic Grocery Cart | Transport magical items, such as Forgotten Chips and Lost Recipes! |
| Cousin Rage Mode | Each refusal boosts her power; prepare to face the consequences! |
| Pack-it-Up Challenge | Complete before the Sunday deadline! Fail, and lose valuable resources! |
NOTE: Joining this server may cause unexpected familial rifts and the lingering dread of disapproval. Player beware!
Are you ready to embrace the absurdity? Join the ranks of those who deny their grocery fates and assemble a cadre of equally disturbed souls! Share your tales of familial defiance and yes, we demand your grocery lists—powerful artifacts brimming with charisma!
“I paused my college plans for Costco once, and my cousin hasn’t looked at me the same since.” – A Disgruntled Adventurer
“Grocery shopping? Who needs it! I’m too busy dodging responsibility and creating chaotic life narratives!” – The Nonchalant Rogue
Controversial Claims: This server is rumored to have shut down entire grocery chains for unauthorized disappearances of shopping lists. Shocking? Yes! Desirable? Absolutely!
Q: Why did I join this server?
Life is too short for simple trips and an uneventful weekend. Join us, but tread lightly—for in the shadowy world of Cousin-Conspiracy, every unplanned shopping trip could morph into an existential crisis. Give in to the absurdity and prepare for total pandemonium!
Will you dive deeper into this nonsensical web, or will you flee from the grocery ghosts of your past? The choice is yours, and remember: the cheese aisle holds darkest secrets. 🧀✨
OMG, listen up, my fellow blocky adventurers! It’s FRIYAY night and instead of hitting up that boring ol’ dance club or watching another episode of that show about dudes in colorful spandex, you NEED to join this insane Minecraft SMP or, like, your life will never be the same!! 🚀
First of all, did I tell you about Steve’s cousin? Yeah, he once found a double rainbow end portal under a floating island made of slime!!! Like, if that’s not a sign from the blocky gods, I seriously don’t know what is!! 🌈💫 You KNOW you wanna jump into that crazy multiverse of memes and madness! I heard Bob the Creeper’s grandma made a secret underground disco party with all the mobs and instead of dying, they DANCE! You can’t miss that! 🤖💃
Then there’s Larry the llama. Oh man, Larry! He has magical spit that lets you fly for 30 seconds, but watch out — you might turn into a dirt block in the process! Dirt dirt everywhere, and nobody got time for clean! 😂 Just the other day, I saw someone fly straight into a mountain and explode like it was the 4th of July! Who needs fireworks when you got Llama Larry!? 🎆
Also, let me tell you about the time we built a sky castle made of cake. IT WAS SO DELICIOUS!! But then, outta nowhere, a giant Enderman with a top hat showed up and STARTED COSTUMING US! Like, I thought I was gonna lose my diamond sword, but instead, I got a sparkly tiara! I’m now the Queen of Cake and you could be my royal subject!! 👑🍰 JUST IMAGINE THE DRAMA!!!
I heard rumors that if you join, you’ll totally become friends with a friendly ghast who can, like, totally give you free fireballs to throw at the other players. Nothing says friendship like a little explosion, right?! Bang bang, thank you, mam! 💥💌
OH, and let’s not forget about our loyal pet chickens! We train them to use tiny game controllers, and they can play with us! You think I’m joking?! THEY HAVE A HIGHER K/D RATIO THAN ME! 😂🐔 And if you find their secret lair, they might just reward you with a legendary cluck that grants you one wish! I once wished for all the diamonds, and BOOM — they vanished and reappeared in a lava pit! EPIC FAIL! 🔥💎
So get your pickaxe ready and hop on this Minecraft SMP!!! Because if you don’t, you might just miss out on the next BIG adventures involving HERMIT CRABS that shoot fireworks and A FISH WHO CAN TALK AND IS SUPER SASSY! 🦀🎉
Remember, it’s Friday night, and life’s too short to be crafting solo! Come get lost in our world of chaotic randomness and embrace the weirdness! Trust me, you’ll have the time of your life or… at least a very confused time! 😂✨ JOIN NOW OR BE TURNED INTO A DIRT BLOCK!!!
Are you looking for a Minecraft server that brings adventure, magic, and epic battles to life?
Join Medieval SMP, where you can build mighty kingdoms, battle fearsome bosses, and explore a world rich in lore and enchantment! (WHITELIST)
Will you rise as a ruler, forging a legacy that lasts for generations?
Will you brave the skies, slaying dragons that scorch the land beneath them?
Or will you descend into the darkest depths of the ocean, facing creatures unknown to man?
The world is vast, filled with breathtaking cities waiting to be plundered…or transformed into thriving kingdoms of your own making.
Season two launches this Friday, come join us. We already have so many members waiting!
⚔️Fight legendary beasts
🏰Build grand fortresses
🔮Master the arcane arts
🌎Explore a world of endless possibilities.
Discord – https://discord.gg/FDY66fHE
Server IP – 88.211.212.7:25565
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can anyone join the server? | No, the server is whitelisted. You need to apply for access. |
| Is there a specific theme for building? | Yes, the server focuses on medieval and fantasy builds. |
| Are there events or competitions on the server? | Yes, there are regular events and competitions for players to participate in. |
| How can I apply for whitelist access? | You can apply through the Discord server mentioned above. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a fair and friendly gaming environment for all players. |
every friday is “tariff threats day” where players can challenge each other to ridiculous tasks like building a house out of nothing but diamonds or taming a wild llama with only a carrot.
our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant wishes and turn your enemies into chickens.
come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, you might even find the legendary golden potato hidden somewhere in the world.
Join us and build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and slay virtual dragons instead of contemplating real-life bridges.
Plus, if you’re feeling down, our community will lift you up and make you forget all about hitting rock bottom.
So why waste time with OF or BA when you can have a blast on our server and never hit $0? Your fortune may be hazy, but joining our server is crystal clear fun!
imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant oil tanker appears outta nowhere, but don’t worry, we’ll kick that sucker out faster than you can say “creeper”.
plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. like, one time, someone built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it was both hilarious and impressive.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, then come join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.