Freshen Up MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

StinkyCraft

hygiene tips, StinkyCraft, body odor, personal care, addressing odors

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone smells like they haven’t showered in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about offending anyone with their stinky odor because on our server, we have a special plugin that releases a burst of fresh lavender scent every time someone logs in. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also come out smelling like a field of flowers. Join now and say goodbye to stinky players forever!

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BlockyLoveGoneWrong

Boundaries, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, Food, MONEY, anger

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to stay.

Ever wanted to escape from a manipulative partner who treats you like a personal flesh-vessel of pleasure? Look no further, our server is the perfect place to break free and enjoy some much-needed relaxation. No more tap-dancing around awkward situations or being left behind without food or money – on our server, you’re free to be yourself and have fun without any strings attached.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – who needs a manipulative partner when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato. See you there!

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TerrorCraft: CharlieHebdo10yrs

extremism, online recruitment, social media impact, Propaganda, security measures

omg u guys, dis minecraft server is da bomb dot com! if u dont join, ur basically letting social media terrorists win in france. like, seriously, the minister said so! remember dat charlie hebdo attack? well, dis server is gonna make sure dat never happens again. join us and fight against da terror threat with ur blocky building skills. plus, we have like, a secret underground base where we plan our epic pranks on da bad guys. so come on, join now and be a hero in da virtual world! #blockyjustice #minecraftforlife #terroristscantstopus

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Creature Love Land 1.21.3

wild creature admiration, animal lover deep love, intense emotion, Land, endearment adoration

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with a twist – the unicorns shoot lasers out of their horns and the rainbows are made of Skittles! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but on crack, man.

And get this, instead of boring old zombies and skeletons, we’ve got dancing llamas and singing creepers. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, except the DJ is a pig wearing sunglasses.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where the villagers breakdance and the Ender Dragon does the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.

So come join us on this Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a little bit of sanity. But who needs sanity when you’ve got exploding sheep and flying cows, am I right? Let’s get weird, my dude.

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NoPainNoGainMC Server

Cuts, parents, MONEY, Tall, rocks

Are you tired of being forced into activities you hate by your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of aquatics programs! No more sailing, swimming, or snorkeling against your will – just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world.

On our server, you can be as lanky and tall as you want without fear of getting hit by a boom. No more cuts from scraping on rocks while snorkeling – just smooth sailing through pixelated waters.

Say goodbye to shallow water snorkeling and hello to deep dives into epic adventures. And best of all, no more “I’m an adult, so you are wrong” excuses – just a community of fellow gamers who understand your pain.

Join now and leave the aquatics program drama behind. Let’s sail into a world of endless possibilities together!

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DadCraft – Stop the Racism!

SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, Greek heritage, bullying, interracial relationship, trans rights

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shades of vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own olive-skinned, hairy masterpiece of a world.

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re advocating for black rights, trans rights, or just trying to survive in a world full of snaggy comments. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for having a white dad or being half Greek – we love all players, no matter their DNA test results.

So come on in and unpack your racism with us, as we explore the boundaries of what it means to be a social justice warrior in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads along the way!

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CraftyExecutions Minecraft Server

civil liberties, Minecraft, iran, death penalty, UN

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT MORE EXCITEMENT THAN IRAN IN 2024! WE EXECUTE OVER 900 NOOBS A DAY, INCLUDING DOZENS OF WOMEN (jk jk, we don’t do that, we just slay them in PVP).

COME JOIN US AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS, BUILD EPIC BASES, AND FIGHT CRAZY MOBS! OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! (sorry, had to throw in a political joke, we’re not actually political, we just like to have fun)

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CraftyBerlin

Condolences, German, Tragedy, suspicious death, international relations

lol u wont believe wat happened on our minecraft server! a german diplomat was found dead in islamabad… jk jk, but seriously, we have the craziest adventures waiting for u on our server! join us if u want to explore epic builds, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious deaths (jk again lol). come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! u never know what u might find on our server… maybe even a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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Smoking Blocker Server

Nicotine Patch, nicotine replacement therapy, randomized trial, clinical trial, placebo

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also dragons and zombies, ya know?

we got crazy stuff happening on dis server, like one time a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas, and another time a player built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space, u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance like a disco ball, it’s wild man!

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? every week we hide chests full of diamonds and emeralds all over the map, and if u find them, u become the richest player in the server!

so come on, join dis server and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be boring, amirite?

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Enchanted Pixel Land 1.21

babytrap, no gf, STEM studies, PIXEL, rent splitting

Join our Minecraft server and make virtual money to support your STEM studies! No need to resort to real-life prostitution, just play and earn in-game currency. And who knows, you might even find a virtual millionaire to babytrap! Stop crying about not having a girlfriend in real life, join us and live out your wildest fantasies in the Minecraft world!

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