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BlockyLoveGoneWrong
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to stay.Ever wanted to escape from a manipulative partner who treats you like a personal flesh-vessel of pleasure? Look no further, our server is the perfect place to break free and enjoy some much-needed relaxation. No more tap-dancing around awkward situations or being left behind without food or money – on our server, you’re free to be yourself and have fun without any strings attached.
So come join us and leave all your worries behind – who needs a manipulative partner when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato. See you there!
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One Hour One Life
One Hour One Life Minecraft Server
Overview One Hour One Life is a unique Minecraft server where each time you play, you are born with a new identity, age, and only two hearts of health. You can increase your health by eating different foods and crafting items can become legendary over time. New players spawn as your children and the game keeps track of generations. FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
Question Answer How does the health system work in this server? To increase your max health by 1, you must consume different kinds of food. There are 40 edibles available, allowing you to reach up to 22 hearts of max life. How does aging affect gameplay? Each minute in-game represents a year. You will age over time and at 60 years old, you start losing max health. Items crafted also age and may become legendary artifacts with enchantments. How does player interaction work with new players spawning as your children? New players will spawn as your children, initially unable to walk or interact. As they grow up, they will have children of their own, creating a generational cycle within the game. Why isn’t this server more popular? The server has been running for years but remains underrated. It offers unique gameplay mechanics, moderation against griefing, and opportunities for role-playing. The server is not pay-to-win and has a stable ping. For more information and to join the server, visit play.1hour1life.net
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Pixel Zen Gardens 1.20
Hey there, do you like Minecraft? Do you like exploring new worlds and building epic structures? Well, have I got the server for you!Join our server for a wild ride through a crazy world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.
We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
And don’t even get me started on our community – they’re a bunch of lovable weirdos who will make you laugh until you cry.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and see where it takes you!
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GameGuruGoneMad Minecraft SMP
difficult video game, challenging video game, difficult gameplay, challenging gaming experience, challenging levelsBro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most insane server ever, like seriously bro. You gotta join because like, the admins are all secretly pro gamers who will give you free diamonds if you can beat them in a dance-off. And get this, there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can fight off hordes of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s like, so intense bro, you gotta join and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of killer chickens or something. -
CraftyCashCrew
Are you tired of playing on basic Minecraft servers where everyone is just a noob? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for ballers who make over 100K a year! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our server is like a virtual playground for the rich and fabulous.Picture this: instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for gold bars and rare designer items. And forget about building basic houses, on our server, you’ll be constructing mansions with diamond-encrusted walls and golden roofs.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to exclusive events like yacht parties, private jet races, and even a virtual stock market where you can invest your in-game riches.
So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and show off your virtual wealth, join our server now and let the money-making fun begin!
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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
LOL come join this epic Minecraft server where we fight off terrorists like ISIS! China is all like “we gonna combat terrorism” after a citizen got killed by those baddies. But don’t worry, we got your back on this server. Join us and help us take down the virtual terrorists while building epic structures and battling creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, just like China’s commitment to fighting terrorism. Let’s do this! -
NATOcraft: Greenland Edition
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE GREENLAND BUT BETTER CUZ WE GOT NATO PROTECTION, YO. OUR FINNISH FOREIGN MINISTER IS LIKE THE KING OF MINECRAFT, HE PROTECTS US FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND STUFF. JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SAFER THAN A DIAMOND-CLAD IRON GOLEM. TRUST ME, YOU DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -
Mind-Controlled Mech Arms
come join our epic minecraft server where the paralysed people are moving robotic arms with their MINDS!!! it’s like a sci-fi movie come to life, but in blocky pixel form! watch as they build towering structures and battle creepers with their telekinetic powers. who needs limbs when you have the power of the mind, amirite? join now for a truly mind-blowing experience (pun intended) and see what all the buzz is about!