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StankBreathBuster – Minecraft SMP

awkward conversations, bad breath, breath mints, considerate approach, dental care, dental checkup, embarrassing situations., fresh breath, freshen breath, gentle reminder, halitosis, Minecraft, mouth odor, mouthwash, offensive odor, oral hygiene, personal hygiene, polite communication, sensitive topic, smp, social etiquette, StankBreathBuster, unpleasant smell

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Potions Brewed:	85	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we roast each other’s breath instead of building houses! Our members have breath so bad, it can kill mobs from a mile away. But hey, at least we have fresh mint farms to help combat the stench! So come join us and see if you can survive the toxic fumes and hilarious insults!

Blocky Dongs Collective

anatomy, blocky, Collective, collective nouns, Dongs, funny, genitalia, group of penises, humor, male anatomy, male appendages, male body parts, male genitalia, male members, male organs, male phalluses, male reproductive organs, male reproductive parts, male reproductive system, male sex organs, manhood, Slang

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Emeralds Found:	5218
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Tax-Free Craft Minecraft Server

102 millionaires, Analysis, Craft, data, Economy, finance, income, INEQUALITY, investigation, Minecraft, MONEY, News, occupations, Poorest, postcodes, Report, Revealed, RICHEST, Server, statistics, Tax, TAXES, TaxFree, wealth

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	1821
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Emeralds Found:	4589	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where 102 millionaires paid no tax cuz they too busy building epic mansions and dodging creepers! The richest and poorest postcodes and occupations are all mixed up in this server, like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland. Come join the fun and see if you can become the next tax-dodging millionaire in this wacky world of blocks and mobs!

RafahMortarMadness

civilian area, Conflict, danger, extremist, firing, gaza, Hamas, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, mortar rounds, Propaganda, Rafah, RafahMortarMadness, SECURITY, Terrorism, Terrorist, Video, violence, War

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Potions Brewed:	167	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	New Chunks Explored:	481518
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a terrorist firing mortar rounds from a civilian area in Rafah. Join us for some explosive fun and chaotic battles in the virtual world. We promise you won’t get bored, unless you’re a boring potato. So come on, join the madness and let’s blow sh*t up together!

CraftyHumanAlgorithm

algorithmic process, Artificial Intelligence, complex systems, computational biology, computer science, CraftyHumanAlgorithm, Creation, data processing, digital transformation, Evolution, genetic algorithm, human development, human evolution, Humanity, humans, innovation, iterative process, machine learning, programming, recursive algorithm, Technology

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Crops Grown:	6869	Runes Activated:	0

come join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm. yep, you heard that right. no boring ol’ natural birth here, we do things differently.

imagine logging in and finding yourself in a world where everything is upside down and pigs can fly. oh, and did i mention the cows can breakdance? yep, it’s a wild ride on this server.

we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

so what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm?

Cringe Wedding Minecraft Server

6-month anniversary, Celebrates, chinese communist party, concerts, CopyPaste, cover, cringe, cringe wedding, death, DESPERATE, Events, flaccid cock, forces, Girls, Minecraft, project hope, Projections, Promise rebrand, quarterly returns, Server, shilling, sucking, voice pack, Wedding

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a voice pack that forces all the girls to do cringe wedding voices – it’s like a virtual bridal party every day! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special event where we suck on the Chinese Communist Party’s flaccid cock… wait, what? Don’t worry, it’s just a joke… maybe.

But that’s not all! We have copypaste concerts and events that will blow your mind. And to top it all off, we even celebrate the 6-month anniversary of Project Hope’s death… I mean, the Promise rebrand. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is Cover getting so desperate, you ask? Who knows, maybe they just want to join our crazy, outrageous, and totally insane Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself.

GirlCraft Minecraft Server

Anthros, bookworm, demongirls, Dominant, dream girl, Elves, FANTASY, fetish, Girlcraft, Goblins, Gyaru, humans, Kinky, Loli, Minecraft, Mommy, monstergirls, Naughty, rapebait, Roleplay, Server, slut, submissive

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s the girl of your dreams or Anon’s wildest fantasies! Want to be a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, big titty rapebait, a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other character you can think of? This is the place for you!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you interact with humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls, and any other type of girl you can think of. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on in and join the fun in our Bent Over Edition, where anything goes and the only limit is your creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new roles and have a blast with like-minded players. See you there!

MomzBridesmaidDressSwap Minecraft Server

5x, apple shape, body image, body positivity, body shape, Bridesmaid Dress, Confrontation, Deception, empire waist, family dynamics, flutter sleeves, hourglass shape, Minecraft, MomzBridesmaidDressSwap, pear shape, self esteem, Server, Sewing, sister, size tag, wedding planning, weight loss, XL

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of size and shape? Look no further than our server, where we believe in making everything fit just right, just like that bridesmaid dress that needed a little adjustment!

Join our server and experience the thrill of resizing blocks to fit perfectly together, just like how we resized that dress for the perfect fit. Our server is all about making sure everything looks and feels just right, even if it means swapping tags and hiding the truth from your family members.

With crazy stories like these happening on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and experience the drama, the excitement, and the questionable decision-making skills of our players. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises and sewing skills? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of block-building and dress-altering adventures!

ExWifeLaundryLover

accident, aita, Apologize.., bad intentions, bed bound, blood relations, Civil, DAUGHTER, Divorce, ExWifeLaundryLover, family, Helping, home nurse, husband’s ex wife, Laundry, medical field, shower, teenagers, Tension, washer, young girl

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2383
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	274
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Magic Items Found:	4526

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Just like the time when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant toilet, or when a group of players formed a llama army to take over the server.

But that’s not all! We also have a unique feature where players can become virtual nurses and help care for injured players in the game. Just like the time when a player’s virtual ex-wife needed help with her virtual laundry, and things got a little messy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

BootyCraft: Big Butts Edition

back pain, big, body image, body positivity, body proportions, BootyCraft, Butts, cellulite concerns, clothing fit, confidence issues, Edition, exercise challenges, fashion struggles, finding comfortable chairs, health implications, hygiene issues, large butts, physical limitations, self-conscious, sitting discomfort, societal stereotypes, swimsuit shopping, weight distribution

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2897
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Crops Grown:	3190
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of your big booty causing you problems in everyday life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave your butt-related issues behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where having a large derriere is actually an advantage.

Imagine a land where your butt is your greatest weapon, where you can defeat enemies with a single cheek clap or build towering structures with the power of your glutes. Our server is a haven for those with ample assets, where you can truly shine and show off your impressive posterior prowess.

So why wait? Join us now and let your big booty lead you to victory in ways you never thought possible. Who knew that having a large butt could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

Allah’s Block Party: No Censorship, Just Fun!

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera controversy, Allahs, biased reporting, BLOCK, Censorship, criticism, freedom of speech, Fun, gaza, gaza conflict, Hamas, Islamic news, Journalism, Media bias, media control, media ethics, media manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, News Outlet, Party, political censorship, press freedom, Propaganda

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7034	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Farms Harvested:	489	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house out of diamonds (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a secret agent working for the government. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds and become the richest player in the game.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, “May Allah reckon with you” if you don’t join!