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Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

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Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

Game Over, Steve!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we apologize to Italy in the most hilarious way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of Italian grandmas who will bake you virtual pizzas while you mine for diamonds. Mama mia!

2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Climb to the top and jump off for a thrilling experience!

3. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant spaghetti bowl, where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons and marinara swords.

4. The creepers on our server wear tiny gondolier hats and sing opera as they explode. It’s both terrifying and hilarious!

So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Sorry Italy, but we’re having too much fun to stop now!

BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the LOLZY MADNESS never ends!

Join us if you want to uncover the TOP SECRET hidden lore that connects MGS2 and MGS4 in a way that will blow your mind! Our server was actually supposed to be the missing link between these two games, but the developers got distracted by a herd of ROAMING LLAMAS and abandoned that direction.

But fear not, because now you can be part of the EPIC QUEST to rediscover the true purpose of our server! Dive into our INSANE STORIES and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and Metal Gear Solid.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the LEGENDARY MEME that is our Minecraft server!

Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment

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Welcome to our unforgettable Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and avoid getting Metoo’d all at the same time!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious antics. Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about any misunderstandings when it comes to flirting or sexual harassment.

We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate behavior, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any distractions. So come on in and let’s build some memories together!

Blocky Bois Club

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big 3 influence reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the big 3 influence is so strong that even the creepers are afraid to explode. Players who join our server have reported finding diamonds in every block they mine, and every tree they chop down drops golden apples instead of boring old wood.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out, throwing parties for all the players who manage to find him. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch and Steve duking it out in a epic battle for control of the server.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the big 3 influence for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures and treasures await you in this wacky world!

CraftyFagz Server: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, ridiculous mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The chicken can bust some serious moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a sheep breakdancing to dubstep.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a fag, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DIAMONDS falling from the sky!

Join us and become part of the most exclusive class in the Minecraft world – the Diamond Class. We don’t care about your real-life class, here everyone is equal as long as you can build the most epic structures and defeat the most ferocious CREEPERS.

But beware, there is a secret society on our server known as the Emerald Elites. They control the fate of all players and only the bravest and most skilled can join their ranks. Will you be able to rise to the challenge and become one of them?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most intense battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

YeetCraft – Where Ethyria Meets Chaos

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated, RIP), and Reimu to conquer the pixelated world!

Enna will guide you through the treacherous caves with her expert YouTube tutorials, while Millie will keep you entertained with her hilarious Twitter updates. And don’t even get us started on Nina’s epic Twitch streams – she’s a Minecraft legend!

But wait, there’s more! Reimu will lead you into battle against creepers and zombies, all while dropping some sick beats on her YouTube channel.

And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks, check out Ethyria’s guide – it’s like having a Minecraft cheat code IRL!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in no time! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ObsidianCraft: Better Than Bethesd-ACK!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that Obsidian is better than Bethesd-ACK! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. – Our PvP arena is so intense that even the creepers are scared to enter. Only the bravest warriors dare to challenge each other in epic battles. – Our staff members are actually trained ninjas who can ban griefers with just a flick of their wrist. Don’t mess with them, or you might find yourself in a world of hurt. – We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. Ride them into battle and strike fear into your enemies’ hearts. – Our community is so friendly and welcoming that even the Endermen have started hosting tea parties. Join us and make friends with all the mobs in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Granny’s Creeper Paradise

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Looking for a wild time this Saturday? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We throw the craziest parties in the virtual world, with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and endermen DJs spinning the hottest tracks. You’ll never want to leave once you see our firework displays and giant cake towers. Trust us, you won’t find a better party anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7879	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Animals Bred:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	422	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	176
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	4890	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	832	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Void Armor Forged:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mines Excavated:	4705
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Dimension Hops:	9
Farms Harvested:	532	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Underrated FRESH – PKS #1 Minecraft Servers