PLAY ON OUR SERVER AND SAY GOODBYE TO DEMENTIA AND ALZHEIMER’S! YOUR BRAIN WILL BE SO SHARP, YOU’LL BE SOLVING RIDDLES FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET!
SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET YOUR GUT MICROBES PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999! YOU WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical orange tree that gives you unlimited orange juice with ALL the pulp you could ever want. It’s like a pulp party in your mouth, dude.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a talking potato named Spudrick.
So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic Minecraft server? It’s like a crazy circus of fun and randomness just waiting for you to dive in and explore. Don’t miss out on the orange juice pulp extravaganza of a lifetime!
Join us for a wedding brunch like no other, where the only thing on the menu is delicious veggie delights. Say goodbye to grumbling family members and hello to pasta, bruschetta, and grilled peaches galore. Who needs “more protein” when you have a spread of mouth-watering vegetarian options at your fingertips?
So cancel that brunch with the carnivorous in-laws and come join us for a wedding celebration that respects your ethical dietary choices. Trust us, your future MIL will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it yet)!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They partied all night long, busting out moves that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous. And that player? They became the life of the party, earning the nickname “Disco Steve” and gaining legendary status among the other players.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets bragging rights and a shiny diamond helmet adorned with feathers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Mayoiga bro to conquer the virtual world!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary IRyS, the Minecraft queen who can summon dragons with a single wink! She’ll guide you on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds and defeat the evil Ender Dragon with her powerful karaoke skills.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Brazilians and British players – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, cheebs!
We are an 18+ whitelist Minecraft SMP, striving to create an inclusive, respectful and mature community of experienced adult minecrafters! Our server is brand new as of 5/4/2024, and are looking for dedicated players looking for a long-term server commitment. No payment necessary to join! Our end goal is to have a whitelist of 25-30 active players, and to have a close-knit and interactive community.
Interested in Joining? Join our Discord and message Lobew to get started! We will ask you a few questions in voicechat to verify age, intent, and to see if you would be a good fit for our server.
Discord: discord.gg/Q2XeCNweKd
Mods/Datapacks used on server:
Mods:– Carpet– Lithium
Datapacks: – AFK Display– Anti Creeper/Enderman/Grief– Amour Statues– Coordinates HUD– Double Shulker Shells– Dragon Drops– Durability Ping– Fast Leaf Decay– Larger Phantoms– More Mob Heads– Multiplayer Sleep– Name Colors– Player Head Drops– Silence Mobs– Track Raw Statistics– Track Statistics– Unlock All Recipes– Wandering Trades
Server Features:– Shopping District (Diamond Economy)
Current Whitelist: 3 out of 30 players
161.35.188.235:8080
| HorizonsReborn Minecraft Server | |
|---|---|
| Type | Semi-vanilla Java Minecraft Server |
| Community | Small, established, mature, and friendly |
| Focus | Community projects and events |
| Whitelist | Yes, to ensure safe and friendly environment |
| Discord Server | For communication with players and events |
| Links | Photos | Discord |
Q: How do I join the server? A: Join our Discord server and follow the application process to get whitelisted.
Q: What is the server focus? A: We focus on community projects and events to bring players together.
Q: Is the server environment friendly? A: Yes, we have a strict no harassment, trolling, or toxicity policy.
Q: Are new players welcome? A: Yes, we are always looking for new players to join our friendly community.
Q: Can I participate in events? A: Yes, if you are whitelisted, you will be notified about events on our Discord server.
Q: How can I communicate with other players? A: Join our Discord server where you can interact with other players and participate in Voice Chats.
Q: Are there any community rules? A: Yes, all information, announcements, and rules are available on our Discord server.
Q: Can I see photos of the server? A: Yes, you can view photos of the server on our Imgur link provided.
Feel free to ask any other questions on our Discord server!
Join our server and relive the glory days of the early 2010s when memes were dank, music was autotuned, and everyone was obsessed with bacon. Build pixelated monuments to your favorite internet sensations like Nyan Cat and Keyboard Cat. Battle it out in epic PvP matches using only outdated memes as weapons. And don’t forget to mine for diamonds while blasting Gangnam Style on repeat.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to be the ghost of a Minecraft player who died from laughing too hard at a Rickroll prank. Will you be brave enough to seek out Herobrine and challenge him to a dance-off?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the nostalgia flow as you embark on a hilarious journey back to the golden age of the internet. Just be sure to bring plenty of bacon and autotune with you!
Join us for epic quests, insane builds, and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.
But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll gain access to exclusive content like Sakura Miko’s 3D streams playlist and original cover songs playlist. Plus, you can even hop on the MikoBoat and sail the seven seas of Minecraft in style.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, once you’ve experienced our server, you’ll never want to leave.
Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on our server, even the sheep have style!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land riding a giant chicken and challenging players to epic dance-offs. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance Blocky Bob, he will grant you three wishes. Just make sure one of those wishes isn’t for more dance-offs, because that guy never gets tired!
And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Lava Surfing” mini-game, where players can ride on a surfboard made of obsidian while dodging flaming zombies and lava flows. It’s like a day at the beach, but with more danger and less sunscreen!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!