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| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 9317 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 2684 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
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