Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to lie again because our server is so epic, you won’t need to exaggerate your Minecraft skills anymore. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons that shoot fireworks. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. So come join us and let the lies melt away like butter in a hot furnace.
LieCraft SMP: FrequentFibs
SynonymCraft
come join our minecraft server where pigs fly and cows ride horses like a rodeo show gone wild. we have diamond blocks that talk and tell jokes, and creepers that dance the macarena when you defeat them. our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, ready to help you on your quest to find the legendary golden carrot of doom. biweekly and bimonthly are synonyms 1/4th of the time, so you never know when the next crazy event will happen. join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).BlockyBrothelBros
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like a brothel for gamers! Come join us and experience the ultimate pleasure of building, exploring, and battling your way to victory.Our server is so addictive, you’ll find yourself coming back more often than you visit your favorite brothel (wink, wink). With epic quests, insane challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, you’ll never want to leave.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and drinks, because once you start playing, you won’t be able to tear yourself away.
CraftyCarbCrusaders
so, like, u know how u get them headaches that make u wanna rip ur head off? well, guess what, this server got the cure for that! join us and u’ll be on that mediterranean ketogenic diet that will make them migraines disappear like magic! we got potions that will make u feel like u on cloud 9, no more pain, just pure bliss. come join us and say goodbye to them headaches forever! u won’t regret it, trust me.OrgasmCraft420
so, like, u wanna have a blast in minecraft? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got all the crazy stuff u can imagine, like flying pigs and exploding chickens.but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.
plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.
PoopCraft: The Mystery Toilet
So, like, have you ever wanted to be part of something EPIC? Well, our Minecraft server is like that toilet, but in a good way! We have the most EPIC builds and the craziest adventures waiting for you to join in on the fun.Imagine riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or building a giant toilet-shaped castle with your friends. On our server, anything is possible!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, just waiting for you to find it. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. YUM!
So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the most pooped-upon toilet in the Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Xcraft: Math vs English
haha join dis epic minecraft server where the letter ‘x’ is like da king or sumthin. we got x-treme builds and x-citing adventures waiting for u.rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will become besties with da letter ‘x’ and it will teach u all its x-tra special powers. u will be able to x-plore new worlds and x-terminate all da creepers with just one x-ceptional blow.
come join us and be part of da x-treme fun. who needs english when u got math and minecraft, amirite? xoxo lolz.