Welcome, brave pixelated adventurer, to the most legendary Minecraft server the digital realms have ever seen! Here, the reasons to join are as wild and entertaining as a creeper at a birthday party. Buckle up, because this isn’t just any old block-breaking experienceโoh no, my friend!
The Great Sword Swamp of Secrets: Ever wanted to uncover the hidden fetishes of fellow players? In our server, swords do more than just swingโthey also reveal secrets! Legend has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head, your battle cries will unlock a special "Secret Confession Chamber," where you can anonymously share the absolute weirdo stuff youโve been hiding. Want to know who loves really long carrot farms? Hop in!
Blocky Conspiracy Theorists Unite: Join the cult of the Illuminati-Cow! Here, you will craft tinfoil hats using diamond blocks to protect your mind from the prying eyes of Endermen who may or may not be government spies. Join our weekly meetings in the Spooky Mine of Prophecies, where we discuss everything from Herobrine sightings to which blocks make the best conspiracy boards!
Competitive Competition Competitions: Ever felt like you’re the best Minecrafter in the universe? Join our monthly Competitions of Outrageousness, where the stakes are higher than a ghast in the sky! From Bedrock-Sitting Contests that last until someone falls asleep (usually after three days), to the infamous โUnderwater French Fry Building Challengeโโyou’ll discover that you can indeed build glamorous fast-food empires underwater!
The Deep Lore of the Affectionate Creepers: Dive into an enchanting quest where you’ll discover a secret society of creepers who are tired of their explosive reputation and only desire true love. Build their dating profiles, then help them find their perfect match in the Overworld! Use crafting tables to create love potionsโwith the added risk of them backfiring into rejection explosions (but hey, at least itโs entertaining!).
Join us today, where crafting, laughing, and spontaneous dance-offs are just part of the blocky fun! Who knows? You might just find your next favorite confession waiting around the next corner. So grab your pickaxe and your, um, "personal secrets," and dash through the portal of the wackiest server around!
Join our server and witness the epic battles between players and the Aspergillus fungi, where the stakes are high and the loot is even higher. Plus, did we mention that our players have a 5 times higher chance of acquiring resistance to new drugs? It’s like leveling up in Minecraft, but in real life!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret weapon called ipflufenoquin, an agricultural fungicide that’s basically like a cheat code against these deadly fungi. It’s so powerful that it can kill fungi in the same way as antifungal drugs – talk about a game-changer!
So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate survivor in a world where the odds are stacked against you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of courage – you’re gonna need it!
You’ll be so immersed in the pixelated world that you’ll forget all about feet and tattoos, I promise!
Join us and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you have, not how many toes you can count!
Don’t be indoctrinated by the shithole of reality, come join us in the land of endless possibilities and pure pixelated joy!
come on, join us and let’s battle boredom together with our epic minecraft adventures! who needs a flu shot when u got this lit server to keep u entertained for hours on end? let’s goooooo!
and get this, the mobs in the game are, like, super scared of hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin, so u can, like, totally use them to defeat all the zombies and creepers and stuff! it’s, like, the ultimate power-up in the game! so, come join our server and be a covid-fighting hero in minecraft! it’s gonna be, like, so epic and totally insane!
Join our server and witness the epic showdowns between these iconic mascots. Will the Taco Bell Chihuahua outsmart the Wendy’s girl? Can the Subway guy outrun the Dairy Queen cone? The only way to find out is to jump in and join the chaos!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you see a giant inflatable tube man from a car dealership take on the Pillsbury Doughboy in a battle to the death? Plus, our custom-built map features all your favorite fast food restaurants, so you can grab a bite to eat in between battles.
Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have. Join now and let the fast food mascot mayhem begin!
Our server is so lit, even AI be like “Yo, I got dis, humans can’t even touch dis level of epicness!” We got mobs that do the Macarena, creepers that explode in confetti, and villagers that sell you diamond-encrusted pickaxes for a single potato!
If you join dis server, you gonna be like a Minecraft superhero, savin’ da world from evil Ender Dragons and buildin’ epic castles taller than Mount Everest! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft history together, one block at a time!
sunmine.gomc.fun
Welcome to HorusMC! We offer a survival experience, with multiple additions to create the best possible experience. We have a Survival world, Parkours, a PvP arena, Battle Pass, Jobs, and a Crates system. In the survival world, you can claim a section of the world to protect it from other players. In this, you can create a nation and attack other nations, or make alliances. You can do jobs to earn extra money, or buy items you need in the Shop or items sold by other players in the Auction House. You can obtain keys by completing Parkours or advancing in the Battle Pass, in order to obtain unique rewards. What are you waiting for to join?
play.horusmc.xyz
Gallium SMP is a survival SMP server where you can build amazing structures, play with friends, explore the world. This is a Java-Bedrock crossplay server, so you can invite someone that plays the bedrock edition. The port is: 25756
galliumsmp.apexmc.co:25756
Mortals and Mythos is a 16+ hardcore roleplaying server focused on the true spirit of collaborative storytelling and creativity.
Venture into Athon as a human, elf, dwarf, lizard, or goblin and change the world around you as you develop your own character.
Take on magic with a highly customizable, aestheticized system where you help decide what spells, casting style, and elements are possible with your character.
Have a potent effect on your surroundings as a protagonist, antagonist, or something in-between.
Use our home-brewed item customization system in-game to showcase your formatting talents and imagination. Use it to make special weaponry, jewelry, food, heirlooms, clothing, and whatever else you can envision.
Brew potions with our custom alchemy system.
Mortals and Mythos recognizes the variety in the MCRP experience and seeks to help improve all audiences within a healthy and well maintained environment.
Our dedicated, veteran staff members with a love for writing are here to help envelop you in our rich world and everyone’s story.
We want to help you navigate boundaries enjoyably to achieve your vision as best as we can. One of our goals is to ensure that players have a place that they can relax and have fun again.
Looking to join?Join our Discord server for whitelist and community information: https://discord.gg/TqUsrzRUfe
P.S. We have NO Minecraft hunger! Roleplay is about writing!
mortalsandmythos.com
Hi everybody! The server has a lot of plowing features and is not difficult, especially with a full boss area and regular fishing events for everyone’s entertainment with gifts..
mineplow.net
The LateCraft server is an Anarchy server. There are almost no rules on our server. The private session was organized by Yendernyak. There is a totem of immortality and much more. Come to the server to look at all this))
a.latecraft.ru:19150
EverLast is a Ukrainian-language minecraft server with RP elements. We provide a space with ideal conditions for revealing one’s creative potential in a vanilla minecraft environment.
Our vanilla server is a union of groups of players in vanilla game conditions. Which in turn are adjusted by the players themselves with the help of trade routes, events and other variety in standard survival. A classic server without service donations, privacy and loggers, so that every player can reveal his creative potential in the environment of vanilla Minecraft.
On the server, you will find only datapacks that improve the interaction of players with each other, as well as an active and friendly community of the Ukrainian minecraft community, which will definitely become your friends.
play-everlast.tk
lithiumsmps2.my.pebble.host
bestworld.gomc.fun
QuackLandia is a new and exciting server. you can play with the versions 1.8 to the latest version. You can even play with your bedrock edition friends! Enjoy gamemodes such as Towny, Skyblock and a unique gamemode SkyGrind. We have so much to come and see!
mc.quacker.link