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Poolish Frens Minecraft SMP – SHUT THE FUCK UP
Are you tired of hearing about your friend’s obsession with Polish pools? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Forget about poolish frens and come join the chaos on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of madness and mayhem, where the only rule is to have a damn good time! -
Hello Romanian Frens Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of diamond ore. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.
So what are you waiting for, my Romanian friends? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!
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Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP
Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!
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Frens United Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone in your sad little corner of the world? Well, fear not my friend, for we have the ultimate solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server and become part of a global community of frens from all over the world!Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly llamas who guided them through the treacherous lands of Minecraft. Together, they battled evil mobs, built magnificent castles, and even discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds! And all because they joined our server.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, tame dragons as your loyal companions, and even have dance parties with the Endermen! The possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole world of frens waiting for you in Minecraft?
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Crypto Creeper SMP – Day 322
Hey there, fellow BCH Cash Anons and friends! Are you tired of those normies hogging all the BTC? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all your alternative Bitcoin needs!Join us as we embark on a wild journey to reach the 2021 ATH of 1400 BCH, and maybe even triple it because why not? The real goal here is to stack up those sweet 21 tokens, because let’s be real, only 1 million people in the world can have that many.
So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s make some virtual money moves together! Who knows, maybe you’ll become a BCH billionaire in no time. Let’s show those normies what we’re made of!
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If you are: Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!
And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.
Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.
We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!
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Lonely_Legends Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of trying to make friends with normies who just don’t get you? Do you feel like you’re surrounded by sheep and followers who can’t appreciate your unique awesomeness? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept the weirdest and wildest players who refuse to conform to society’s boring standards.Maybe you ended up friendless because you’re just too cool for the average person to handle. Or maybe you accidentally scared everyone away with your amazing sense of humor and killer Minecraft skills. Whatever the reason, we’re here to welcome you with open arms and create a community of misfits who understand and appreciate your quirks.
So if you’re ready to ditch the normies and join a group of like-minded weirdos, come on over to our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll never feel alone again, and you’ll have a blast building, exploring, and causing chaos with your new frens. Let’s show the world what true friendship looks like – one creeper explosion at a time!
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Insomniac Central Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).Looking for a place to build your dream castle? Look no further, because on our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and guarded by an army of zombie pigmen. Want to tame a dragon and ride it into battle? We’ve got you covered – just watch out for the fire breath!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (and maybe a few golden eggs).
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, and challenge a pack of wolves to a game of poker? Come join the fun and see what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world!
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Blood & Thunder Minecraft Server
Ahoy mateys! Come join our Minecraft server where we sail the high seas, plundering and pillaging like true pirates! We’ve got a merry band of Frens who will split their lungs with blood and thunder just to make sure you have a good time.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mermaids who will trade you diamonds for fish! And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that will transport you to a land of unicorns and rainbows where you can ride on a flying pig!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, me hearties! Yo ho ho and a bottle of…uh, potion of invisibility!
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Sleepless in Yurop: ‘/icy/ FRENS
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a mansion made entirely out of cake. And guess what? All their wishes came true!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP arenas, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!