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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 5331 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block is made of delicious croissants and baguettes. Our friendly community of players will serenade you with accordion music as you build your very own Eiffel Tower out of pixelated cheese.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away to French pop hits from the 80s. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden crepe recipe hidden in the depths of our server, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and eternal baguette blessings.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most surreal and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Vive la France!