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Epic Quest Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, backpedalling, buff game, clickbait thumbnail, Epic, fotm, merch, multi-parter, PARASOCIAL FUCKS, Quest, Realms, SEO title, zero integrity

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the FOTM buff game but on crack! Like, the admin is a total mastermind, they got SEO titles and clickbait thumbnails for days. It’s like they’re playing 4D chess with our minds, man.

And get this, they’re totally backpedaling on parasocial fucks, like, what even is that? I don’t know, but it sounds wild and I’m here for it. Plus, they’re always pushing their merch, like, you gotta support the cause, right?

So yeah, join this server and enter a whole new dimension of Minecraft madness. It’s like reality, but on steroids.

MommyIssues Minecraft Server

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, controversial, EMBARRASSMENT, Emotional Abuse, Family issues, Family Therapy, healing, Minecraft, MommyIssues, offensive language, personal growth, relationship dynamics, self-care, Server, step dad, surface level, Therapy, toxic behavior, verbal abuse

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2929
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any toxic step dads ruining the fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life issues behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is when a creeper sneaks up on you! No need for therapy here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

Our server is so drama-free, even the villagers gossiping about your latest build won’t compare to the chaos of family dinners gone wrong. So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only R-word you’ll hear is “respawn”!

BlockyLoveQuest

5K loan, AITAH, apartment, Asshole, Bank, BlockyLoveQuest, comfortable, contract, four months ago, Get Married, guy, House, loan, MET, Muslim, Religious, Renewed, saying no, Telling, Traditional, Wanting

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mines Excavated:	2030
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where taking out loans for virtual houses is not a thing! 🏠💸

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy stories like this one:

🤯 Imagine meeting someone in-game who promises to build you the biggest castle in all of Minecraft, only to ask you to take out a loan for the materials! 😂 Don’t worry, our virtual bank doesn’t give out loans for blocky mansions.

🤣 And if someone asks you to mine diamonds for them in exchange for a promise to pay you back later, just remember: in our server, we believe in fair trades and no shady deals! 💎💰

So come on over and join the fun – no loans required, just good times and epic builds! 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

RegrettableMC SMP

Closure, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, lesson learned, letting go, life choices, life experience, life lessons, mistake, moving on, never again, never repeat, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableMC, second chances, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Enchantments Applied:	77	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many you won’t even believe it. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s totally legit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and claim the title of ultimate champion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to tame the elusive Ender Dragon and ride it around like a boss.

Oh, and did I mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the server and gives out free enchanted weapons to anyone who can solve its riddles? Yeah, that’s a thing.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. So come on, let’s get weird together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

PixelPulseCraft

#sustainability, accessibility, Advancements, Automation, Communication, connectivity, convenience, creativity, digitalization, Diversity, education, efficiency, Globalization, Healthcare, innovation, internet, modern technology, opportunities, PixelPulseCraft, progress, social media

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie unicorns with diamond swords! Our server is home to the most epic virtual adventures you’ll ever experience, from building giant castles made entirely of cake to diving into a lava pit filled with marshmallows. So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your own creativity!

GreenlandNot4Sale Minecraft Server

Arctic, controversy, Danish, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandNot4Sale, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, not for sale, political tension, politician, Rebuke, response, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, strong language, territorial dispute, trump, viral moment

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

so, like, u know how trump was all like “i wanna buy greenland” and denmark was all like “nah fam, f‑‑‑ off”? well, on this minecraft server, u can be like the danish politician and tell trump to f‑‑‑ off all day long! join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plot to take over the world (of minecraft, that is). come join the fun and show trump who’s boss! #greenlandnotforsale #minecraftresistance

UkraineCraft: Kellogg’s Quest

100 days, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, ending war, foreign policy, government officials, international relations, Kellogg, Kelloggs, military intervention, negotiations, peace negotiations, political news, Quest, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, UkraineCraft, united states, US envoy, White House, wsj

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Love Letters Sent:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where trump is like, “hey kellogg, go end this war in ukraine in 100 days, k thx bye.” like, what even is happening? join this server for the most epic quests and missions, like trying to stop a war in 100 days. who knows what will happen next? maybe kellogg will ride in on a unicorn and save the day. you never know on this wild server. come join the chaos and see what happens next!

Perish or Perish Minecraft Server

academic pressure, biomedical researchers, data analysis, data integrity, Experiment, irreproducibility, Minecraft, peer review, perish.., publish or perish, replication crisis, reproducibility crisis, research culture, Research Ethics, research funding, Science, Scientific community, scientific integrity, Scientific method, scientific publishing, scientific research, Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Animals Bred:	60
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

So, like, you ever play on a Minecraft server where the science is so wack that you’ll be like “woah, dude, what even is real anymore?” Well, come join our server where we have a reproducibility crisis that will blow your mind!

Our biomedical researchers are out here trying to figure out why over 70% of them can’t reproduce another scientist’s experiment. Is it because they’re too busy trying to publish or perish? Probably! But hey, who needs reproducibility when you can have a good time on our server, am I right?

Join us and be part of the madness as we try to navigate through the chaos of science gone wrong. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to crack the code and finally figure out what’s really going on. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Ethereal Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4chan, anonymous encounters, cis girl, digital interactions, Dominant, Ethereal, fetish, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, findom, internet culture, kink, online communities, online dating, online relationships, Personal experiences, power dynamics, Realm, social media, submissive

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Yo, bros, forget about that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your chances with that 4chan findom girl!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos. Who needs a cis girl when you can have a diamond sword in hand and a pickaxe in the other?

Trust me, you’ll be so addicted to our server that you’ll forget all about those crazy online encounters. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs 4chan drama when you have a whole new world to explore?

BabySnapz Minecraft Server

baby pictures, BabySnapz, Boundaries, boundaries issue, Communication, Cultural differences, culture, defending behavior, family, family dynamics, first time mum, Grandparents, in-laws, Minecraft, overprotective, parenting, privacy, relationships, Religion, Respect, screen time, Server, Trust

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	36	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we respect boundaries like they’re made of diamond blocks! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and intrigue, just like this crazy family photo situation.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about pesky in-laws snapping pics of your pixelated baby without your permission. We take privacy seriously, even in the virtual world. Plus, who needs a camera when you can just build a monument to your baby in the game instead?

But beware, just like in this family feud, things can get heated on our server too. Will you stand up for your boundaries like a boss, or will you let the drama unfold like a Minecraft soap opera? The choice is yours!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more epic than the builds are the outrageous stories that come with them. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos instead? Let’s craft some memories together!