FrenchFryMinecraftServer

anger, automoggs, colonial legacy, Colonialism, colonies, Conflict, cultural tension, Domination, European, France, FrenchFryMinecraftServer, Frustration, fume, History, Iberians, imperialism, nationalism, Oppression, power dynamics, Resentment, seethe

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Are you tired of France constantly making you seethe with anger? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash all that pent-up frustration in a virtual world where you can build, mine, and conquer to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with Iberians who are just itching to take revenge on France for all their automogging shenanigans. Join forces with them and create an unstoppable army that will make France regret ever messing with you.

And as for France’s colonies, they are seething with jealousy over the amazing creations and epic battles happening on our server. Show them who’s boss by joining us and proving that you are the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

RehabRoverRiot

alcohol addiction, baby-sit, Cruel, DIRTY, dog, dog person, dog sitter, future MIL, management position, medical emergency, pet, Phobia, PRESENCE, refusing, Rehab, RehabRoverRiot, RESPONSIBILITY, Scared, Situation, Walks

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1950
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your aversion to responsibility? Look no further than our server, where we embrace your inner laziness and fear of commitment!

Join us and experience a world where you can declare your disinterest in taking care of anything, just like this OP’s MIL’s dog. We won’t judge you for not wanting to walk your virtual dog or pet it lovingly – in fact, we encourage it!

Our server is the perfect place for those who find the idea of responsibility disgusting and want to escape the pressures of everyday life. So come on in and let your phobias run wild – we promise not to judge, just like this OP’s BF should have done!

CrimeSceneCantForget – Minecraft SMP

Crime Scene, CrimeSceneCantForget, Disturbing, Haunting, Minecraft, Shocking.., smp, traumatic experience, unforgettable, unforgettable crime, unforgettable crime scene, unforgettable detail, unforgettable event, unforgettable experience, unforgettable image, unforgettable incident, unforgettable memory, unforgettable moment, unforgettable scene, unforgettable sight

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We got llamas that can fly, pigs that can dance, and cows that can do backflips. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they throw the craziest parties every night.

But the real reason you need to join is because of the crime scenes. Yeah, you heard me right. There’s this one crime scene that I saw that I just can’t forget. It was like a murder mystery but with creepers and skeletons instead of humans. And the best part is, we get to solve the crimes ourselves! It’s like being a detective in a world made of blocks.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unlimited cake. Who doesn’t love cake?

BlameCraft2021

blame game, BlameCraft2021, Manipulation, political accountability, political blame, political deception, political games, political manipulation, political move, political opponents, political problems, political responsibility, political sabotage, political solutions, political strategy, political tactics, political warfare, problem creation, solution blame, strategy

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	547486	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate political move of trashing everything in your territory so your opponents have to clean up the mess! But here’s the twist – we’ll also blame them for causing the chaos in the first place and taking credit for fixing it. It’s like playing real-life politics but in a virtual world! So come on in and show off your strategic skills in the most chaotic way possible. Who will come out on top in this game of political sabotage? Join now to find out!

★Quirm SMP

1.21.4, apply, Builders, Community, Competition, Discord, Events, exclusive, Friendly, Guidelines, Minecraft, Mods, Quirm, rules, SEASON 2, Server, smp, tps, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1186
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchantments Applied:	164
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340

Quirm SMP

Server Overview:

Server Specs	64 Gigabytes of RAM, AMD Ryzen 9 7900X CPU, 2 TB SSD STORAGE

Why Quirm SMP?

Have a pure vanilla experience with some spicy twists, Bunch of quests to obtain fair unobtainable items!
Interact with our fairly active community reaching up to 20+ Players on weekends!
Experience proximity chat gameplay!
This server runs on CoreProtect to prevent grief so you can keep gaming!
Get to experience unique events & competitions.
Play lag-free, expect 20 TPS 24/7

Rules & Expectations

Must be at least 17 years old.
Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod.
Be civil and have common sense.
Must have a discord account to join the server.
Show respect to others at all times both in-game and on voice-chat.

Additional Info:

All mods are allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect!
Obtain exclusive items thru weekly events on the server!
Mobs & Players drop heads upon death!
This is a friendly server, Builders are welcomed with open arms!
This server is exclusive to 1.21.4 and runs on Simple Voice Chat (Proximity Chat)
Weekly events & Border expansion.

Apply Now!

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Crimson Moonrise 1.20

bloating, cramps, Crimson, female health, hormonal changes, irritability, menstrual cycle, menstrual cycle hormones, menstrual cycle irregularity, menstrual cycle length, menstrual cycle length variation, menstrual cycle phases, menstrual cycle tracker, menstrual flow, menstrual pain, menstruation, menstruation symptoms, mood swings, Moonrise, Period, PMs, Women’s Health

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Towns Built:	10

Lmao, if you’re tired of dealing with moody AF players on other servers, come join us where the only red we see is the color of the blocks we’re building with.

We don’t have time for drama queens, we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons.

Join us if you’re ready to leave the PMS behind and enter a world where the only thing flowing is creativity and fun.

Periods are for grammar, not for players on our server. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together, sans the hormonal meltdowns.

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Autonomy, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, dietary restrictions, disordered eating, Disrespect, emotional triggers, Fairness, food fights, frugality, groceries, HangryCraft, MELTDOWNS, Minecraft, neurodivergence, Partnership, relationships, Respect, Server, shared meals

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9372
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take food fights to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out over virtual groceries and meals.

Picture this: you’re planning a virtual salad for dinner, only to log on and find that your in-game partner has already eaten all the ingredients straight from the virtual fridge. And don’t even get us started on the pizza drama – will you be left with a few virtual slices while your partner hogs the virtual meat-heavy pie?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of fighting over virtual grilled cheese and soup, all while trying to set boundaries and compromises with your fellow players. Will you be accused of being “food aggressive” or controlling, or will you come out on top as the ultimate food warrior?

Join our server now and immerse yourself in the chaos of food-related drama, disrespect, and overwhelming arguments. It’s not about the money, it’s about the sheer absurdity of it all. So grab your virtual fork and knife, and get ready to feast on the most outrageous food fights in Minecraft history!

AutisticSisNoCareTakerLOL

annoyance, autistic sister, AutisticSisNoCareTakerLOL, burden, Caretaker, college, culture, education, first gen American, Friends, Future, high school, immigrant family, mental age, older sibling, prospect, refusing, socializing, stable income, Support

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	3544	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
New Chunks Explored:	57136	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Animals Bred:	97	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6375
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the responsible sibling? Look no further! Join our server and escape the burden of taking care of your autistic sister like this poor player. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, explore, and have a good time without being guilt-tripped into caretaking duties. Plus, we promise not to call you heartless or a bad person for wanting to live your own life. So come join us and leave the drama at home – unless it’s drama in the game, then bring it on!

NoAlcoholNoProblem Minecraft SMP

abstainer, alcohol free, alcohol intolerance, cultural reasons, designated driver, health reasons, mental health, Minecraft, NoAlcoholNoProblem, non-drinker, peer influence, personal choice, recovery journey, religious beliefs, responsible choices, self-care, smp, sober curious, sober lifestyle, Sobriety, social pressures, substance abuse, teetotaler

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, listen up fam! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Bro, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that give out free hugs, and villagers that do the dab every time you trade with them.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who tells the spookiest bedtime stories?

So, why do you not drink alcohol? Because you should be spending all your time on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be drinking is potions of epicness! Join us now and prepare for the most wild and wacky adventure of your life!

AlmostDieCraft

AlmostDieCraft, brush with death, close call, dangerous situation., death-defying, escaping death, facing mortality, grateful for a second chance, harrowing experience, heart-pounding escape, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life or death, life-changing event, life-saving moment, life-threatening situation, lucky to be alive, miraculous escape, Near Death Experience, Survival, thankful for survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dimension Hops:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft and accidentally dug straight down into a pit of lava? Or maybe you were exploring a dark cave and a creeper snuck up behind you and blew you to smithereens? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never die from any of these ridiculous reasons!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving insane challenges like riding pigs off cliffs, battling giant chickens, and even taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding. Our server is so safe, you could literally swim in a pool of lava and come out unscathed (please don’t actually try this).

But the best part? We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and all the enchanted gear your heart desires. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and never fear death again (unless you fall off a cliff, that’s on you).

Creeper’s Cache: 100+ UN Discovered

arms stockpiles, arms trafficking, Cache, Conflict, CREEPERS, Discovered, hezbollah, Hezbollah weapons, Insurgency, international relations, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, militant groups, Military, peacekeeping missions, security council, security threat, Terrorism, UN peacekeepers, UN peacekeeping, united nations, Weapons Caches

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crops Grown:	6255
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got more weapons caches than Hezbollah! UN peacekeepers be like “whoa, where did all these weapons come from??” but we just be like “lol it’s just for our minecraft battles, bro.” join now for epic battles and secret weapon stashes, it’s gonna be lit af!

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