User’s Playground: Where grown adults spend hours mining virtual blocks instead of doing their actual responsibilities.

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Users Playground Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP Address	usersplayground.com
Provider	You Are Machines
Description	Users Playground is an SMP experience where players can explore the Dirt Palace, make friends, and create amazing things together in a vanilla Minecraft environment.

FAQ:

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Users Playground believes in the vanilla experience, so there are no crazy plugins on the server.

Q: Are there ranks on the server?

A: No, there are no ranks on Users Playground.

Q: Are there micro-transactions on the server?

A: Users Playground does not have any micro-transactions.

Q: Is there virtual currency on the server?

A: No, there is no virtual currency on Users Playground. Players create their own economy through barter.

Q: How are major updates handled on the server?

A: Major updates will be presented and voted on by the community, ensuring that all players have a say in the direction of the server.

Q: Who is Kiri and what is her role on the server?

A: Kiri is an important part of the You Are Machines crew and is planning to make an appearance on Users Playground. Stay tuned to see what kind of story unfolds when she shows up!

Gerg’s Mechwarrior Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of hyper-intelligent robots who are constantly plotting to take over the virtual world! Join us if you dare and see if you can outsmart our robotic overlords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually a secret training ground for a top-secret government agency that is preparing for an alien invasion. By joining our server, you’ll have the chance to hone your survival skills and become the ultimate defender of Earth.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the server that are filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items. Will you be the lucky player to uncover these hidden riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen. Time for robutts to rule the world!

Pic Rel Minecraft SMP Watcher

critical thinking, Cultural differences, disbelief, eye-opening, Finished watching, geopolitical analysis, global perspectives, grim, Media portrayal, Minecraft, Perception, pic, pic rel, Questioning, reality check, Reflection, rel, russia, smp, social commentary, societal norms, Stereotypes, third world, watcher

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

BrotherlyCraft Minecraft Server

Air Force, associates degree, bitterness, boot camp, brother, BrotherlyCraft, double knee replacement, family, gi joe, hard work, Help, household chores, Job, Lazy, Military, Minecraft, parents, re-enlist, Resentment, Server, Support, work ethic

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Zombie Dances:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of dealing with lazy siblings who mooch off your parents and can’t even do their own laundry? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can show off your skills in loading equipment into aircraft carriers just like our Air Force hero here. No lazy siblings allowed, only hardworking players who know how to mow lawns and cut wood without being asked.

Forget about GI-Joe, become the ultimate Minecraft warrior on our server. Re-enlist with us and show your brother who the real boss is. Plus, with our crazy challenges and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why wait? Join now and leave the lazy drama behind. Who needs a snide sibling when you can have a whole community of awesome players to conquer the Minecraft world with?

WeddingCraft2021

birthday clash, coping mechanism, emotional distress, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, family rift, financial constraints, financial reasons, Guilt, school holidays, venue availability, venue deposit, wedding budget, wedding date, wedding logistics, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5949
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never guilt trip you for planning your wedding right after a funeral! We understand that distractions are key to coping, which is why we offer a virtual escape to build your dream wedding venue without any judgment.

Join us and avoid family drama like the plague (or like a creeper explosion)! We won’t pressure you to change your wedding date just because it coincides with someone else’s birthday. Plus, we have a special “Disneyland” themed world for your cousin’s baby to celebrate her birthday in style.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re unaccommodating or selfish for sticking to your plans. On our server, you’re the queen (or king) of your own world, and we support you 100%. So come on over and let’s build the wedding of your dreams, guilt-free!

MeatEaterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Astral Projections Made:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchantments Applied:	177	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to feast on the most exotic meats you’ve ever seen! From creeper steaks to zombie flesh burgers, our server is a carnivore’s dream come true. Who needs boring old beef when you can chow down on Enderman legs or even dragon wings? Trust us, your taste buds will thank you for joining our wacky world of culinary chaos. So come on over and sink your teeth into some truly bizarre meats – you won’t regret it!

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Do you have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in your Minecraft world that you’ve never told anyone about? Well, our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and uncover even more hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and mysterious portals that will blow your mind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the legendary diamond dragon that guards the ultimate loot. So come on, join us and let your secrets run wild in our crazy, unpredictable world!

WeaponWielderMC Server

Canadian, Confrontation, crime, firearms, FLEEING, Incident, investigation, Investigators, law enforcement, law enforcement agency, News, Police, Public Safety, RCMP, runaway, Server, Shot, Surrender, SUSPECT, Teen, weapons, WeaponWielderMC

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Towns Built:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

so like, this server is so lit that even the RCMP is getting involved, like what even? imagine a world where you hand over your weapons and then just peace out like a ninja, that’s the kind of energy we’re bringing to the table here. join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even evade the authorities while you’re at it. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a wild ride. come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!

GeekyCraft: Dad Arrested for Creeper Mischief

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

so like, this server is like the wildest ride of ur life, like crazier than this dad getting arrested, u know? we got so much chaos and madness goin on, u won’t even believe it. like, we have a secret underground city filled with llamas who can talk and give u quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. and get this, the llamas are all wearing top hats and monocles, like fancy little gentlemen.

but wait, there’s more! we have a haunted mansion where ghosts throw parties every night and u can join in on the fun. they even teach u how to do the thriller dance like michael jackson. it’s lit, fam. and if u dare to venture into the nether, u might just run into a dragon who’s obsessed with knitting. she’ll knit u a sweater if u can beat her in a game of tic-tac-toe.

so come join our server, where the only limit is ur imagination. and maybe the occasional run-in with the law, but hey, that just adds to the excitement, right?

Biodiversity ShadowCraft

#sustainability, Biodiversity, biodiversity preservation, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecological crisis, ecosystem, Endangered species, Environment, environmental degradation, global impact, habitat destruction, human impact, long shadow, Loss, Natural resources, ShadowCraft, species extinction, wildlife

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Towns Built:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a magical land where all the animals lived in harmony. But then, one day, a evil sorcerer cast a spell of biodiversity loss and all the animals started disappearing. It’s up to you, brave warrior, to join our server and save the animals from extinction! Plus, we have the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find, like seriously, they’re so shiny you’ll need sunglasses just to look at them. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save the world, one block at a time!

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