come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than marine le pen’s eyebrows! we are investigating all the illicit financing in the 2022 vote…jk we are just building epic castles and trolling noobs. come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable decision making. who needs politics when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper? let’s make minecraft great again…or at least more entertaining than french politics.
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PenCraft2022: Minecraft Madness
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BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the french prime minister hands in his resignation every monday morning? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! join our server and witness the chaos as gabriel attal quits his job over and over again, it’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, dude. plus, our server has flying pigs and talking cows, like, what more could u possibly want? come join us for a wild ride, it’s gonna be lit AF!
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UkrainianCraft: Baguette Edition
omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, the french far-right is takin over and they makin alliances with zombies and creepers to take over ukraine or somethin. but like, if u join our server, u can help stop them with ur mad building skills and stuff. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base where we hide from the evil far-right. come join us and save ukraine from the frenchies and their zombie army! #minecraftdrama #savetheblocks
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ChipCraft: French Fry Edition
so, u know how nvidia be all like “i’m the big boss of computer chips”? well, the french peeps ain’t havin’ it! they be like “no way, nvidia, u can’t be hoggin’ all the chips!” so now nvidia in trouble with the law, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this crazy server! come join us for all the drama and chaos, plus we got unicorns and flying pigs to keep u entertained! ain’t no other server like this one, so hop on board before nvidia gets shut down for good!
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MacronCraft: French Election Blow
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, flying pigs and dancing llamas and, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds.oh, and get this, one time this player found a magical portal that led them to a land filled with talking chickens who could recite Shakespeare. it was, like, so random and hilarious, dude.
and, like, the best part is that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players. so, if u wanna join, u gotta be, like, super awesome and have a great sense of humor.
so, come on and join us on this wacky and wild minecraft server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro!
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UkrainianCraft: No Russian Absorption
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight against russian imperialism like french far-right leader bardella!!! we build giant walls to keep out the russians and protect ukraine at all costs!!! join us in this epic battle for freedom and democracy in the virtual world of minecraft!!! we have crazy events like russian invasion roleplay and ukraine liberation quests!!! don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a hero in the fight against tyranny!!!
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CraftyCommies vs FrenchFries
so like, this server is lit af cuz we got russian spies tryna sabotage the french arm sales to armenia. like, imagine being in the middle of a minecraft battle and suddenly a wild russian spy appears, trying to blow up all the french arm supplies. it’s like a real-life spy movie but in minecraft, fam. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of international espionage while building dope creations in the game. plus, we got free virtual vodka shots for all players who join. da, comrade, let’s make this server great again!
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PronounceCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all accents and pronunciations, no matter how jarring they may be! Are you tired of being judged for saying “Haiti” the French way? Well, on our server, you can say it however you please without fear of being called an asshole!Join us for a wild ride filled with Italian food names pronounced in their original language, French geography lessons, and a whole lot of confusion for everyone involved. Who needs a standard Utah accent when you can have a melting pot of linguistic chaos?
So come on over and join our server, where communication is a challenge and pronunciation is a free-for-all. Embrace your inner language rebel and let your words run wild!
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CreeperGangCraft
so, like, u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s lit af. we got three minors who are like, the best builders ever. they built this sick castle that looks like a giant potato. and get this, they also saved a baby sheep from a dragon once. true story.oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? it’s wild, man. we dance to creeper music and eat cake made out of diamonds.
plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the rarest items in the game. one time, someone found a golden pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. it’s like, totally OP.
so yeah, join our server for the craziest, most epic minecraft experience of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. also, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies.
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FarRightCraft: French Revolution
so, like, have you heard of this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the wildest place to be in all of minecraft land. you gotta join because, like, the far right is claiming a large lead in france or something. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just with a touch of chaos and mayhem.come build your dream house in the shape of a giant baguette or battle it out with your friends in epic pvp battles. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery.
join us now and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that. just trust us, you won’t regret it. #vivalafrance #minecraftmadness