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The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a world border on the server?	No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
Are there any rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

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