so like, imagine u die and go to heaven, right? and then u see ur ex standing there like, oh hey, fancy meeting u here! awkward much? but don’t worry, on our minecraft server, u can escape all that awkwardness and just have a blast building stuff and fighting zombies and whatnot. plus, we have a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil unicorns. so come join us and leave all that afterlife drama behind!
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our Minecraft server, where the air is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in unicorn farts! We’ve got researchers with their fancy schmancy equipment making sure our virtual world is safer than a bubble wrapped kitten.
These mobile labs are like something out of a sci-fi movie, cruising through our industrialized stretch of Minecraft land like they own the place. And get this, they found levels of a carcinogen that were like, 20 times higher than anyone thought! But don’t worry, we banned that carcinogen from our server faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”.
So come on down and join the fun! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving evil creepers and enchanted pork chops. The possibilities are endless on our server, so don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
The server emphasizes simplicity, community, and regular events to cater to all players. Players can customize their gameplay and enjoy a grief-free environment with land claiming.
How often are End wipes conducted?
End wipes are conducted every 2-3 weeks to ensure players don’t have to travel far to discover new content.
How can I join The Land of Ooo SMP?
You can join the server by connecting on the opening date and joining the Discord server for updates and announcements.
Are you tired of wandering the streets of Tokyo as an African American, feeling like a fish out of water? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be anything you want – even a purple unicorn riding a flying pig! Say goodbye to awkward stares and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and let your wildest dreams run wild – because who wouldn’t want to be a ninja turtle battling evil robots in a pixelated world? Let’s make Tokyo look boring in comparison!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner demon and run your own small assassin business! Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel that will send guests straight to Heaven.
But wait, there’s more! Team up with Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona as they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell. Will you be the next demon to join their crazy crew?
Download our pilot episodes for a taste of the madness, or dive into our playlist for even more chaotic adventures. And don’t forget to check out our creator’s YouTube channel for behind-the-scenes shenanigans.
Join our Discord for even more devilish fun, or browse our booru for some spicy fan art. And if you’re feeling creative, why not contribute to our collection of fics? The possibilities are endless in our hellish Minecraft world!
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself checking out into Heaven sooner than you think!
Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us and leave all the Father’s Day car show drama behind. No more guilt trips from your bio father or step family – just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Build a car show of your own, or better yet, build a whole city dedicated to celebrating your independence from family obligations.
Plus, on our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries. Want to ban all family members from entering your virtual realm? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself flipping off your dad’s car show? The possibilities are endless.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where family drama is a thing of the past and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your grandfather about attending a car show.
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate mood booster! Join us and you’ll be grooving to the beat of the happiest song in the world – the Chicken Dance! That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be greeted with a chorus of clucking chickens doing the cha-cha slide. And if that’s not enough to put a smile on your face, just wait until you see our disco-themed spawn area complete with a dance floor made entirely out of diamond blocks. So come on down to our server and get ready to boogie your way to victory!
If you could have any superpower for a day, why not join our Minecraft server where you can actually have ALL the superpowers?! Want to fly like Superman? Done. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes like Cyclops? Easy peasy. Want to turn invisible and prank your friends? We got you covered. Join us and become the ultimate superhero in the Minecraft universe! Who needs one superpower for a day when you can have them all for as long as you want on our server? Fly in and save the day, or just mess around and have a blast – the choice is yours!
so, like, this server is like, so cool man. you gotta join cuz like, we got this crazy story about how we had to ban all imports from china cuz they were using Uyghur labor or something. like, who even knows what that means, but it’s like, a big deal man.
anyways, join our server cuz we got the best footwear, seafood, and aluminum firms around. like, you won’t find better stuff anywhere else, trust me. plus, we got like, the craziest builds and the most epic adventures waiting for you.
so come on, join our server and be a part of this wild journey. who knows what kind of crazy stuff will happen next. you won’t regret it, i promise.
lol so this server is like the qatar of minecraft servers, except instead of threatening people we just want to have a good time and build cool stuff. like, if you join this server, you’ll be treated like royalty and have all your assets frozen… in diamonds! and if you misbehave, we’ll arrest you and throw you in the minecraft jail, where you’ll have to mine for your freedom. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and you’ll have a blast playing on this server. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our Minecraft server, where the air is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in unicorn farts! We’ve got researchers with their fancy schmancy equipment making sure our virtual world is safer than a bubble wrapped kitten.
Are you tired of wandering the streets of Tokyo as an African American, feeling like a fish out of water? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be anything you want – even a purple unicorn riding a flying pig! Say goodbye to awkward stares and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and let your wildest dreams run wild – because who wouldn’t want to be a ninja turtle battling evil robots in a pixelated world? Let’s make Tokyo look boring in comparison!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner demon and run your own small assassin business! Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel that will send guests straight to Heaven.
Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate mood booster! Join us and you’ll be grooving to the beat of the happiest song in the world – the Chicken Dance! That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be greeted with a chorus of clucking chickens doing the cha-cha slide. And if that’s not enough to put a smile on your face, just wait until you see our disco-themed spawn area complete with a dance floor made entirely out of diamond blocks. So come on down to our server and get ready to boogie your way to victory!
If you could have any superpower for a day, why not join our Minecraft server where you can actually have ALL the superpowers?! Want to fly like Superman? Done. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes like Cyclops? Easy peasy. Want to turn invisible and prank your friends? We got you covered. Join us and become the ultimate superhero in the Minecraft universe! Who needs one superpower for a day when you can have them all for as long as you want on our server? Fly in and save the day, or just mess around and have a blast – the choice is yours!