| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 8748 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 46 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 4614 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| ABOUT US | |
|---|---|
| The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! | |
| We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community. | |
| HARDWARE & SETUP | |
| Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. | |
| SERVER SPECS: | |
| CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X | RAM: 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total) |
| Location: San Jose, California, United States | Platform: Fabric 1.21 |
| MODS & TWEAKS | |
| In addition to optimization mods, we also run a variety of QoL and datapacks to enhance the multiplayer experience: | |
| DATAPACKS | |
| Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief | Double Shulker Shells |
| Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg | Mob Head Drops |
| Player Head Drops | Silence Mobs |
| Our optional client-sided modpack can be found here: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-club-smp-experience-edition | |
| APPLICATION | |
| Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: | |
| Join our Discord Server! : https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq | Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules |
| Step 2: Submit an application via our application link | Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! |
| Step 4: Short Interview | Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist |
The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server that aims to bring together a community of friends to enjoy playing Minecraft together. We focus on creating a welcoming and interactive environment for players of all skill levels.
To join The Club SMP, you need to join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined on our website. This includes reading through our server guide and rules, submitting an application, participating in a short interview, and awaiting a decision.
The Club SMP server is hosted on a dedicated machine with an AMD Ryzen 5 7600X CPU, 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 RAM (32GB total), and is located in San Jose, California, United States. We also use Fabric 1.21 as our platform.
In addition to server-side optimization mods, we use various Quality of Life (QoL) and datapacks to enhance the multiplayer experience. These include Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief, Double Shulker Shells, Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg, Mob Head Drops, Player Head Drops, and Silence Mobs.
We offer an optional client-sided modpack that can be found on CurseForge. Feel free to download and use it, but it is not required to join The Club SMP server.
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 7635 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 553 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.
Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 8470 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join us and you may just have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the ages!
So why wait? Come join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow or embarking on a quest to find the mystical Golden Potato of Destiny. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 429 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 8506 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 |
| Votes: | 1404 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 754 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Don’t worry, we won’t invite entitled guests who think they can get away with breaking stuff and then blame you for being petty. Our server is drama-free (unless you count the creeper explosions) and we guarantee a fun and safe environment for all players. So come join us and let’s build a world where Chip mugs are cherished and deceitful bitches are not welcome!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 909 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 6752 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Farms Harvested: | 803 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
We’ve even heard rumors that playing on our server can cure the common cold and give you superhuman strength. One player claimed they built a house so epic, it actually transported them to a parallel universe where everyone communicates through interpretive dance.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the toxicity behind and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to eternal happiness while mining for diamonds.
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 2119 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4018 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
Legend has it that our server was built on the back of a giant flying pig named Sir Oinksalot. He soared through the skies, carrying blocks of gold and diamond in his trotters, while our fearless players battled dragons and zombies to claim their loot.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where players can ride minecarts at breakneck speeds through loops and twists that defy gravity. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of rainbow-colored sheep frolicking in the fields.
So, if you want to experience the thrill of riding a flying pig, battling dragons, and witnessing rainbow sheep in action, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs sliced bread when you have all this craziness waiting for you?
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 4717 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 221 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Votes: | 9794 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 271 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 14 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
our server is like a chill paradise for stoners and gamers alike. we even have a secret underground maze filled with hidden treasure chests full of, u guessed it, more weed blocks! join us and blaze it up while building the sickest creations in all of minecraft.
plus, our community is super friendly and always down to smoke a virtual blunt together. come join the fun and get lit with us on this totally rad minecraft server. trust me, it’s gonna be a high like no other!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 9614 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 2364 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 97 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
