Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where cell phones are strictly prohibited. That’s right, no more annoying ring tones or vibrating distractions while you’re trying to build your epic castle or mine for diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of technologically-challenged llamas who accidentally stumbled upon a computer and decided to create their own Minecraft world. So you can expect some seriously hilarious mishaps and surprises along the way.
So come on and join us, because who needs a cell phone when you can have a llama-run Minecraft server instead? Let the llama shenanigans begin!
Join this server if you wanna uncover the proteomic landscape of Minecraft, where every block tells a story and every mob is a potential research subject. We’ve got 23 differentially expressed creepers ready to explode your mind with cognitive dysfunction and health impacts. It’s like a science experiment, but with more explosions and less lab coats.
So, come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life research when you can study the effects of TNT on unsuspecting villagers? This server is where the real discoveries are made, one block at a time. Let’s get crafting, baby!
| Server Name | ExeosCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | SMP (Survival Multiplayer) |
| Server Version | 1.17+ |
| Server IP (Java) | play.ExeosCraft.com |
| Server IP (Bedrock) | play.ExeosCraft.com:19132 |
Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity. Our server has been running smoothly since June 2020 with a massive map that will never reset. We offer a fair and inclusive environment, custom plugins, and unique features for both Java and Bedrock players.
A: No, our server has a massive 35,000×35,000 map that will never reset.
A: No, we promise fairness for all players without any pay-to-win features.
A: All excess donations go towards supporting various charities and giveaways.
A: Yes, hate speech is not tolerated and ExeosCraft is a safe space for everyone, including the LGBTQ+ community.
A: Yes, we have hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience and keep things exciting for players.
A: Yes, players can join our Discord and suggest new features for upcoming updates.
A: Yes, we offer a Land Claim feature to protect all your precious builds.
A: Yes, players can compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards to showcase their achievements.
A: Yes, the server difficulty is set to Hard for a challenging gameplay experience.
Join now and unleash your creativity with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play on our server. Build your wildest dreams and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret world filled with talking animals and mystical creatures. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!
Are you tired of being accused of being transphobic for simply wanting to walk home with a friend? Well, on our server, we encourage all types of friendships and support, no matter what the haters say!
Join us for a rift-inducing experience where you never know who will side with you or who will turn against you. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but in the blocky world of Minecraft!
So come on down and join our server for a chance to walk home with your favorite trans man and maybe even start some drama of your own. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a wild adventure that you’ll never forget!
Experience the thrill of hanging up on friends, cooling down after realizing you may have been a dick, and questioning your own asshole-ish behavior. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in the virtual world of Minecraft?
So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, and remember – it’s not just a game, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Want to join in on the fun? Just follow the rainbow sheep to their secret disco cave and get ready to boogie down with your new woolly friends.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every time you defeat a zombie, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes. Need some diamonds? Just ask the unicorn! Want a pet dragon to ride around on? The unicorn’s got you covered! The possibilities are endless on our server, so why waste your time anywhere else?
So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft server and join in on the craziest adventures you’ll ever have. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have pizza blocks, dancing llamas, and wish-granting unicorns? See you there, adventurer!
