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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 6503 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 246 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.