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CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Angler company, buddy, Bugcatcapoo, BuyingTrack, CASTELA, Chewie, comfy, CraftyMaple, Epic dungeon, Go West, GOOGLE, HYPERION, ign, Kiss my sister, kms, kronos, maplestory, Minecraft, official servers, patch notes, private servers, royals, Scanian, Server, Sex edition, solis, update

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sex Edition! Why join? Because on our server, every block you break will make your character do a sexy dance. And every time you defeat a mob, they will drop heart-shaped items that will make you irresistible to other players.

Forget about those other servers, join us for a wild and crazy time. We have special events like the Kiss My Sister challenge, where you have to find your sister in the game and give her a big smooch. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

But that’s not all, we also have exclusive content like the Epic Dungeon Angler Company, where you have to fish for rare items while fighting off hordes of monsters. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure map that leads to a secret island filled with diamonds and gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride. And remember, on our server, everyone is spread out but if you post your IGN, someone will come give you a big ol’ kiss. So come on in and let the fun begin!

SuckCraft SMP – “This board sucks, and everyone who regularly browses it is a Creeper”

Board, board sucks, browses, creeper, cyberbullying, Digital culture, disrespectful behavior., everyone, fucking moron, internet culture, internet forum, keyboard warriors, lack of moderation, negative opinions, online behavior, Online Community, online harassment, Regularly, regularly browses, rude comments, smp, social media, SuckCraft, SUCKS, toxic environment, trolling, unhealthy discussions

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5054	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Emeralds Found:	1811	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with plebs and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be surrounded by absolute legends and Minecraft gods.

Join our server if you want to mine diamonds with a pack of wild wolves by your side, battle giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and the Nether is filled with hot tubs and disco parties.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be living it up in a world where the grass is made of emeralds and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

BoyfriendTracker69

Accountability, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriend’s friends, BoyfriendTracker69, calling to check, checking in, Communication, Conflict Resolution, controlling behavior, drinking and driving, Driving, Expectations, hanging out, Honesty, Insecurity, late night plans, misunderstandings, relationship dynamics, Respect, trust issues

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1274	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with a boyfriend who can’t stick to his word? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this story!

We promise that our server will keep you on your toes just like this girlfriend who had to deal with her boyfriend’s shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual boyfriend who actually knows how to communicate properly!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this boyfriend who thought he could get away with lying about being on his way home. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RegretBlockz

bad decision, consequences, do-over, error, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, lesson learned, mistake, moving on, never again, past actions, personal growth, Redemption, regret, RegretBlockz, second chance, self improvement, self reflection, shame, wish

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Falling into the Void:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Remember that time you accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and then all the llamas in the game started chasing you? Yeah, that was a wild ride. But hey, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about llama revenge again! Our server is llama-free guaranteed, so you can mine and build in peace without any spit flying your way. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground llama dance party that only the bravest players can find. So come on, join us and let’s llama-geddon together!

BritCraft: Wagner’s Woes

#intelligence agency, BritCraft, British Intelligence, conflict zones, decreased, eastern europe, Espionage, geopolitical tensions, Kremlin, Mercenaries, MIDDLE EAST, Military Contractors, Military operations, past year, personnel, Private Military Company, russia, security forces, Surveillance, tenfold, Wagner Group, Wagners, woes

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Dragon Eggs Found:	8464	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have british intelligence keeping an eye on everything! they say the number of wagner group personnel has decreased tenfold over the past year, but who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server! plus, our admins are actually trained spies so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a spy-tacular time!

QuantumCraft: Consciousness Test

Brain, Consciousness, experiments, Hypothesis, investigation, Mind, Phenomenon, Quantum, Quantum Consciousness, quantum experiments, Quantum Mechanics, quantum research, Quantum Test, quantum theory, quantum weirdness, QuantumCraft, research, Science, study, test, Weirdness

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5348	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Emeralds Found:	9553	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like quantum weirdness? well then u gotta join dis server, cuz we doin some crazy experiments up in here! we tryna see if consciousness comes from quantum stuff, like whoa dude, mind blown!

u wanna be part of dis mind-bending journey? come join us and see for urself! we got scientists, we got philosophers, we even got aliens (jk, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da most mind-blowing minecraft server ever! who knows, u might even unlock da secrets of da universe while u building ur epic castle. let’s get weird, let’s get quantum, let’s get minecraftin’!

The Imperfectum SMP: Slightly Derpy, Kinda Funky, Still Friendly, Definitely Not Perfect, but Perfectum-Like

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, derpy, Discord, Farms, Friendly, Funky, gaming experience, Imperfectum, kinda, Lag, Mature, Minecraft, perfect, PerfectumLike, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skilled, slightly, smp, Strict, suggestion channel, Survival, Unique, Vanilla Gameplay, VOICE

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	201	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Minimum Age	15+
Plugins	Selected for performance enhancement and reduced lag
Features	Dedicated moderators, Discord-based application process, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining our Discord Server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, the minimum age requirement is 15 years old.

Q: What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP for?

A: This server is designed for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, etc.

Q: How long does it take to receive a response to my application?

A: We guarantee to respond to applications within a week of submission.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers player head drops, armor stand improvements, regularly planned events, a suggestion channel, BlueMap integration, and more.

WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

50 dollars, Chocolate milk, college, cranberry seeds, cubbyhole, Dishwasher, fat ladies, government sanctioned, granny panty lining, island hopping, loafers, long tail, Minecraft, nice talk, oak wood, peanut butter vs jelly, raft, Recess, Server, tailor-made, uncle, war of 1812, WarCraft1812

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Towns Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

UnoButtonCreature Minecraft SMP

2017, boards, controversy, Creatures, dating back, discussion, forum, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, Nuking, Online Community, Opinions, picrelated, slow boards, smp, social media, Thoughts, Threads, trolling, uno button, UnoButtonCreature, viral phenomenon

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a group of mischievous creatures running amok, causing mayhem and pressing buttons that result in nuking entire boards. Yes, you heard that right. These creatures are so unpredictable that you never know what they’ll do next.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to witness these insane events firsthand. Who knows, you might even become friends with one of these crazy creatures and join them in their antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it.

MomzillaRescueMission

AITAH, alzheimer’s, aps, Attention, caregiving, Complaints, Conflict, dementia, drama queen, Elderly, ENERGY, husband, INCONVENIENCE, mom, MomzillaRescueMission, MONEY, Moving in, not working, parents, patience, Siblings

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and family feuds in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you can escape the chaos of caring for elderly parents and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. No need to worry about APS showing up at your door because someone complained about your building skills – here, you’re free to create whatever your heart desires.

And if you’re worried about your mother-in-law moving in and causing trouble, fear not! On our server, she can’t complain about your housekeeping or lack of attention – she’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family squabbles when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft?