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  • PixelPals: France & Ukraine Unite

    PixelPals: France & Ukraine Unite

    New Minecraft Servers

    Beware the Shift: France’s Secret Intelligence and the Underworld of Blocky Betrayal

    Welcome, brave soul, to the most clandestine corner of Minecraft, where dark-legended alliances swirl in a pixelated storm of chaos! Do you dare enter the realm of France’s secret intelligence, woven through a tapestry of betrayal, moral ambiguity, and Minecraftian absurdity? Here, the woodlands whisper and the obsidian blocks quiver with tales far grimmer—and often more ridiculous—than you can comprehend.

    The Whispering Trees Speak of Espionage

    In a universe where blocks are both your salvation and doom, be warned! The French Minister stands on the precipice of darkness, sharing intelligence with Ukraine—a move so profoundly morally detestable that it could only exist in this shattered reality, where alliances shift quicker than a Creeper’s grin!

    Key Features of Our Chaotic Server:

      • Intelligence Leaks: Uncover top-secret configurations that change mid-game to keep you on your toes!
      • Betrayal Block Parties: Build trust with fellow players only to watch it crumble like a poorly placed gravel path.
      • Obsidian Den: In this shadowy haven, chat with NPCs (Non-Player Conspirators) who spout nonsensical theories about U.S. aid and the great pumpkin plot!

    "I signed up for the crafting, but stayed for the chaos. I still haven’t deciphered whether I joined a server or fell into a conspiratorial abyss!" — Anonymous Player #42


    Dreadful Legends and Echoes of Dissent

    Did you hear the one about the server being banned in 12 countries? Oh, they won’t tell you why, not out loud! But rumblings of perilous alliances surround Secret Feature 33.7, where every block you break might unravel a deeper conspiracy, potentially plunging your pixelated existence into primordial darkness (or EXP farming)!

    Disturbingly Contradictory Testimonials:

      • Player Testimonial #1: “I found a sword made of morally questionable sentiments, and now I can’t determine if I’m fighting mobs or my own conscience.”
      • Player Testimonial #2: “Sometimes I wonder if I’m living in a simulation, or if this is just what happens when you mine too deep.”

    Questions That Lead You Deeper Into the Void:

    FAQ: Answers That Will Lead You Astray

      • Q: What’s the goal here? A: To thrive in chaos… or simply find an enchanted carrot to keep your grasp on sanity. It’s all quite subjective!

      • Q: How do I join? Ha! You must first align your morals with the French code—or answer the riddle of the Melon King (he’s rather prickly about it).

    The Cult of Crafting: Join the Madness

    Your future is not just building; it’s unraveling secrets that may—or may not—lead to unearthly dimensions! The server tempts you to forge weapons of rebellion while secretly plotting your demise on the very pixelated stage you’ve created. What is real? Who can you trust? Are the sunflowers watching you?

    Join Us, If You Dare:

      • Click here to be whisked away into the pixelated unknown!
      • Uncover chaos that will firmly shake your blocky existence!
      • Beware of the shadows lurking, their whispers hold great truths and greater lies.

    Will you succumb to the absurdity? Will you challenge the realm where France’s intelligence wafts heavy like the scent of burnt toast? The path ahead is strange, captivating, and perhaps mirrors our own chaotic world too closely. Welcome, seeker of shambles! The chaos awaits.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blockade Baguette Brigade

    Blockade Baguette Brigade

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server That Shoots First, Asks Questions Never

    Welcome, brave souls and pixelated vagabonds! Welcome to The Coalition of Interdimensional Builders, where blocks shatter dreams and logic crumbles like a half-cooked cake in an untrustworthy oven. You’ve heard the whispers of France whispering secrets to Ukraine—well, here you’ll find the blueprints of their subliminal battle strategies etched into our very soil. Let’s break this down in a way that defies your wildest expectations!

    Unidentified Espionage Dynamics

    In this digital sphere where paranoia reigns supreme, here’s your handbook to surviving the chaos:

      • Mysterious Alchemy of Allies: Ever wondered about the transference of intelligence across borders? Mirror the unsanctioned pacts of distant nations as you forge your alliances with unsettling cobblestone conspirators. Who will you trust? The suspicious French villager or the enigmatic Ukrainian merchant?

      • Blockade the Incompetent: A meticulously crafted wall keeping the incompetents out—unless they’re here to mine your diamonds. Will your server’s economy collapse like a corrupted save file?
    Element Status
    Intelligence Sharing Level HIGH (You just can’t see it)
    Banned Countries There are 12, but shhhh…
    Active Players Ghost accounts on the rise!

    Welcome to the Void of Uncertainty: FAQs

    Q: Is this server actually real? A: Opinions vary.

    Q: Can I trust you? A: Absolutely. Or absolutely not. Choose wisely.

    Q: What if I see a phantom version of myself logging in? A: Don’t look him in the eyes. Instead, ask him about the karaoke night gone wrong.

    Legends of the Blocky Underworld

    Hear tell of the Hollowed Mines of Mistrust, where every cave tells a story—some about hidden treasure, some about the secrets that nations refuse to share. Delve deeper, and you may come face-to-face with the Ghost of Forgotten Alliances who guards the entrance.

      • Warning: Entering these mines could result in dimensional displacement. Players have reported hearing whispers that sound suspiciously like simulated political debates.

    Contradictory Testimonials #UnreliableSources

      • "I joined for the shelter but stayed for the secrets!" – Username: NotAConspiracyTheorist273

      • "This place was banned in 12 countries, and now I understand why!" – Username: ReadsWhileShaking

    Conspiracy Corner: Whispers of the Nether

    Rumor has it that a portal to the Underworld opens when you force-feed a villager a golden apple followed by a German-English translation dictionary. What will it reveal? Possibly an insight into the tangle of international politics. Or just some farm animal groans!

    Call to Action: Join or Perish!

    Become one with the madness! Join today and face the chaotic truths lurking in the digital ether. Knowing what you now know, will you flee with the rest? Or will you stand firm in the face of pixelated doom? In a land where allegiance shifts as quickly as a Creeper’s fuse, there is no safety net—only the thrill of building a world shaped by chaos, one block at a time!

    Thus, we say—to arms! Or to pickaxes! And above all, wield your uncertainty with absurd wisdom found only in the Coalition of Interdimensional Builders—the only Minecraft server that refuses to play by the rules or even recognize what “rules” means in a world bound by chaos!

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  • Witchy Kitty Academy

    Witchy Kitty Academy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from the mundane! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant chickens that lay golden eggs, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies and a diamond sword that can slice through bedrock like butter. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • Blocky Babies and Blasphemy

    Blocky Babies and Blasphemy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a revolutionary new concept – the Abolitionist Abortion Arena! Join us and fight for the rights of white babies by battling it out in epic PvP matches where the losers get “aborted” from the game! It’s a wild ride of social commentary and pixelated violence that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on down and join the fight against legal baby murder – because on our server, every block you break is a step towards justice!

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  • Rico Smp

    Rico Smp

    New Minecraft Servers

    Rico SMP, in Germany, Many European Countries, and North America. You have to join the discord to play.

    rico-smp.g-portal.game:26846

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  • 🔥TIMETOPLAY🔥BUILD A CITY, DEVELOP A NATION🚀 Minecraft server

    🔥TIMETOPLAY🔥BUILD A CITY, DEVELOP A NATION🚀 Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    The server has 3 unique modes:

    ⭐POLITICAL is a unique mode in which you can found YOUR city and recruit people there!

    ✅ City upgrades are very diverse. The city’s buildings are divided into 6 branches: Civil, Economic, Military, Technological, State and Production. Each branch has a wide variety of buildings (they need to be built and improved using resources and game coins), which will give your city and your residents different bonuses and advantages.

    ✅In addition to upgrading buildings, the city needs to upgrade Centuries of Development in order to gain access to new crafts and technologies. So, for example, in the last “Atomic” century, residents of your city will have access to crafting firearms!

    ✅Also, each city needs to choose its own religion and form of government. They are all different and give different bonuses. Be careful – some religions and forms of government cannot be changed!

    I would like to note that there is quite a lot of PVP content on the server:

    ⚔In automatic mode, tournaments are held every day for city residents. There are 2 types:

    PVP tournaments (There are 3 types: daily, weekly and mystical). To participate, the Mayor of your city must submit an application for participation at the start of the tournament in the chat, after which city residents will be able to sign up for it). What is this tournament like? Residents of eight cities will fight against each other in the same arena. Each resident will have two lives; if you die, you will immediately appear in the same arena and will be able to continue fighting until you run out of lives. City residents who kill everyone else will receive various rewards.

    SPLEEF tournaments – well, everything is simple here, city residents will play a game that is familiar to everyone. And again, the city residents who are the last to remain will receive various rewards.

    ⚔There is a PVP location “Outpost”, in which various chests with resources constantly spawn at a certain time, BOSSES spawn (for killing them you get their hearts. Whoever collects the most hearts in a month will receive good bonuses).

    ⚔There are duels – by writing the command /pvp, you will queue up for a duel. When someone else writes this command, you will be teleported to a random place in the world. IMPORTANT, you will not be able to write this command if you are not wearing diamond or netherite armor.

    ⚔And of course, city wars and raids on them.

    ❤️ Friends – believe me, this is only a SMALL part of everything that is in this mode. Come in to view all the delights of our server!

    ⭐GTA RolePlay – This is a game in real life. Here you can get sick if you walk in the rain without an umbrella, break your leg if you fall from a great height, or get poisoned if you eat something expired. You will need to earn a living, buy a phone, an apartment, a car, clothes, get an education and then join one of 6 factions: Army, Police, City Hall, Media, Hospital, Mafia. In each faction, you will need to complete various tasks to improve your position and increase your salary. Everything is built on the interaction of players through RolePlay (if you don’t know what this is, don’t worry, faction leaders and their assistants will definitely teach you!). Also, all stores on the server are businesses that you can buy and receive income from sales!

    Be careful – PvP is enabled throughout the city (available from level 3), but this does not mean that you can just kill civilians!

    Everyone often asks: where to start playing?

    – It’s very simple, start with quests! After completing them, you will get acquainted with the server, learn the things you need and be able to comfortably continue playing on the server!

    ✨Vanilla survival is a unique mode where you can earn DONAT currency yourself – DINAR!

    For dinars you can buy various items, improvements, protection from pvp, cosmetics, runes, change the color of your nickname, buy DONAT cases and even pay extra for your DONAT.

    Well, briefly about the most important thing:

    ✅ No griefing, your building will not be broken

    ✅ No creativity – no donation trash

    ✅ Duels 1vs1 and clan wars 2vs2,3vs3,4vs4,8vs8 and 10vs10

    ✅ Magic runes that give bonuses to characteristics

    ✅ Battle pass with unique tasks and rewards!

    ✅ System of punishments for leaving PvP; whoever leaves the game dies!

    ✅ A large number of works

    ✅ Unique warp system for players!

    POLIT1.TTP.SU

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  • Vanilla V for Vendetta: No Resets, Semi-Chaos, always 1.20.4! Join now!

    Vanilla V for Vendetta: No Resets, Semi-Chaos, always 1.20.4! Join now!

    New Minecraft Servers

    V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Server IP VForV.net
    Server Discord Join our Discord
    Version Java 1.20.4

    V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us. We hope to see you soon on V!

    Server Info:

    World Border At 30M
    Map Resets No
    Spawn Area Random, unprotected
    TPA/Sethome No
    Griefing & Killing Allowed
    Duping No (Exception for TNT bombers)
    Chat Moderation Not strictly moderated
    Server Location Dedicated server hosted in Finland

    Server Rules:

      • Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
      • Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

    FAQ

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We strive to keep the gameplay experience vanilla, so we do not allow mods that give players unfair advantages. Cosmetic mods are generally allowed, but if you are unsure, it’s best to ask an admin.

    Q: Are griefing and killing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing and killing other players are allowed on the server. However, we do not tolerate excessive or targeted griefing that ruins the experience for others.

    Q: Is there a world border on the server?

    A: Yes, the world border is set at 30M.

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  • JesusCraft: Holy Creepers and Resurrected Diamonds

    JesusCraft: Holy Creepers and Resurrected Diamonds

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where Jesus Christ himself is your Lord and Savior in the game.

    Picture this: you’re mining for resources and suddenly Jesus appears, turning your stone pickaxe into a diamond one with just a touch. Or maybe you’re in a heated battle with a horde of zombies and Jesus comes down from the heavens, smiting them with a single command.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground temple where you can pray for blessings and receive divine loot. And every Sunday, we hold a virtual church service where you can confess your Minecraft sins and receive forgiveness.

    So why wait? Join us on this holy Minecraft server and let Jesus guide you to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LOLcraft – The Land of Llamas and Laughs #1

    LOLcraft – The Land of Llamas and Laughs #1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and guides? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for the most epic event ever, the Ode to Sun, where you can battle against the forces of darkness and win fabulous prizes!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most intense Mania Training phase that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Can you survive the madness and come out on top?

    And don’t even get us started on our detailed tier list, crimebrand priority, and hypercube income strategies. You’ll be a Minecraft master in no time with all the insider tips and tricks we have to offer.

    Plus, if you join our secret society, you’ll unlock a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay that will blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember to include /ptng/ in your sig when applying. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HenHouse SMP

    HenHouse SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    A simple SMP make friends to explore the vast Minecraft world! Fight in the no gravity PVP arena! Griefing is impossible! Lets make this server one of the big boys! 200 and 1 character’s is a lot for a server description… Uh join!

    51.81.120.168

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