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French Kiss

  • Kiss of the Blocky Realm

    Kiss of the Blocky Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Our Dimension-Bending Server: Witness Reality Unravel!

    Welcome, brave soul, to the Greatest or perhaps the Worst Minecraft server of all time — it all depends on whether you believe in time or space! Dive into a realm where logic crumbles like stale bread and the sun is merely an illusion cast by the glowing eyes of the Ender Dragon, who is very much alive. Or is it dead? Only you can decide. Come see, or don’t, because seeing is just a social construct anyway!

    Gameplay Features Description
    Inverted Gravity Zones When you jump, you go down, but only if you’re wearing clown shoes! Perfect for circus enthusiasts!
    Cursed Blocks Every block is alive and whispers sweet nothings while plotting your demise. Listening is mandatory, but understanding is optional.
    Invisible Enemies Why see your foes when they can see you? Enjoy the thrill of fear without the hassle of sharp swords!
    Time Loops Every minute is an hour; every hour is a decade. Bring your calendars! Or do they even exist?
    FREE ITEM GIFT BOXES Items may vary. You might get a diamond or a potato. They’re the same, right? Depends on the day.

    FAQs – Questions that Should Not Be Asked!

    Q: How do I join the server? A: Simply unhinge your jaw and chant the alphabet backward while spinning in a counter-clockwise direction. If you hear a foghorn, congratulations, you’re in! Or are you? Perhaps you never left.

    Q: What are the rules? A: Rules are like dreams — they don’t exist unless you remember them. If you start remembering, it’s too late! Just go with the flow of the void and eat only purple blocks for sustenance.

    Q: Can I get banned? A: Only if you stop believing in the power of your own chaos! Banning is just a figment of your imagination, much like yourself! Who are you, really?

    Random Quotes from Lost Souls

    “How much and for how long…” — An anonymous wanderer lost in the server’s perpetual time loop.

    “I saw a clown once, then I was the clown.” — A brave observer venturing too close to the truth.

    “Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.” — Someone seeking the meaning of life at the bottom of a well.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Holy Shit Minecraft Server: Filter Wonders

    Holy Shit Minecraft Server: Filter Wonders

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that filter out all the fun stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t censor anything, so you can let your creativity run wild without any restrictions.

    Join us if you want to build a giant penis castle, roleplay as a sexy genderfluid robot boy, or create a virtual world where interracial french kissing is the norm. Our server is a haven for all the freaks, geeks, and weirdos who want to express themselves in the most outrageous ways possible.

    So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high! Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • /tp @p ~ ~ ~ 1000000000 miles away Minecraft SMP

    /tp @p ~ ~ ~ 1000000000 miles away Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    What’s the tea, sis? Join our Minecraft SMP for some smoochy smoochy action! Our players are always ready to pucker up and show some love. Who needs diamonds when you can have kisses, am I right? So come on over and get ready to plant some virtual smooches on your fellow players. It’s a love fest like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • StepmomSuxInheritLOL

    StepmomSuxInheritLOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

    Imagine a world where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your base, only to have it destroyed by your fellow players in the most creative ways possible. It’s like a never-ending prank war that will keep you on your toes!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and uncover the mystery of the missing inheritance. Play detective as you navigate through family drama, deceit, and betrayal to claim what is rightfully yours. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who takes it all?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyBucks Minecraft Server

    CraftyBucks Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever spent under 50 bucks and felt like a freakin’ millionaire? Well, imagine feeling like a Minecraft god for less than that! Join our server and experience the thrill of building a virtual empire for the price of a fancy dinner.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a pixelated mansion using only dirt blocks and sheer determination.

    And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about the time our players discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. They say if you can out-dance the creepers, you’ll be rewarded with all the diamonds your heart desires.

    So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy adventures await you. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig into battle against an army of zombie chickens. The possibilities are endless, and the fun is guaranteed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MineCraftyMadness

    MineCraftyMadness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever seen a creeper try to negotiate a salary raise with the boss zombie? Or watched a group of skeletons have a dance-off in the break room? Well, get ready for even more bizarre antics on our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the wackiest workplace shenanigans in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where the villagers host their weekly karaoke nights. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this hilariously chaotic community!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Redstone Research Institute Minecraft Server

    Redstone Research Institute Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we have more fire than a russian electronics research institute near moscow! except no one dies here, just lots of fun and explosions! our server is so lit, it literally sets the standard for hotness. we have crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and make you question reality. join us and see why our server is the hottest place to be in the minecraft universe. just be careful not to get burned by all the excitement!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GazaCraft: Make Israel Weaker

    GazaCraft: Make Israel Weaker

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u gotta join dis Minecraft server it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of soldiers and missiles. We got crazy battles happening all the time, just like Israel and Gaza but without all the real life sadness. Plus, if u join u can help make Israel stronger by building epic structures and defending against enemy mobs. It’s like being a hero in a video game and saving the world, but without all the politics and stuff. So come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! #MinecraftWarZone #BlockyHeroes #IsraelStrongerThanEver

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Naked & Afraid: Cover Your Face, Not Your Bits

    Naked & Afraid: Cover Your Face, Not Your Bits

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to never wear pants! we have a secret society of nudist players who roam the lands in search of the rarest diamonds while flaunting their pixelated booties. if you’re tired of boring servers where everyone is fully clothed, come join us and embrace the freedom of letting it all hang out. plus, who needs pants when you have diamond armor to protect your bits? come join the fun and let your pixelated freak flag fly!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • KetamineCraft: The Happy Pill Server

    KetamineCraft: The Happy Pill Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have slow-release ketamine tablets that will make all your depression symptoms disappear like magic! forget those boring clinic-based treatments, we have the most cost-effective and accessible alternative out there! plus, our server is filled with unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, what more could you ask for? so hop on and let the ketamine do its thing while you build your dream world in minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
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