Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of Estonian soldiers show up to help you out! And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, Putin himself pops in to offer you a new shovel!
But wait, there’s more! French jets flying in Russian tricolour formation, Blackrock pushing Ukraine to pay its debts, and Zelensky negotiating with the US for support for the next 10 years. Who knows what will happen next on our server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that the Talmud has been denounced and Israel controls the NATO Council. Let the madness begin!
Our server is a safe space where you can relax and enjoy playing without any vape clouds or inappropriate jokes. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a community of players who just want to have fun!
So if you’re tired of dealing with party guests like “John,” come join us and leave the stress behind. Build your own world, make new friends, and never worry about inviting that one friend who just can’t take a hint. It’s time to say goodbye to the drama and hello to a new adventure on our server!
Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build your dream world free from any creepy celebrities. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to banish any celebrity you find creepy to the depths of the Nether! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those creepy vibes for good!
also, like, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns at will. it’s, like, totally magical, dude. you gotta see it to believe it.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and, like, a million diamonds? yeah, it’s, like, the ultimate loot stash, man.
so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made, bro.
if you want to explore the mysteries of electron microscopy while surrounded by paper mills, this is the place for you. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have as you navigate through this bizarre world.
join now and be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality warped. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on. so come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and see where it takes you!
Pixelmon Reforged 1.16.5
IP: pixelmon.astralminecraft.com
Discord: http://discord.astralminecraft.com
| Training Warps | Pixelmon Bingo | Dex Rewards | Custom Textures |
|---|---|---|---|
| LGBTQ+ Friendly | WonderTrade | Keep Inventory | |
| Land Claim | Hunts | Events | Tournaments |
| Enhanced Spawn Rates | Enabled Lures | Dailies | Player Gyms |
| Active Staff | F2P Friendly |
Server Preview:
We are a family-friendly Pixelmon server, welcoming all players! With active staff, a friendly and thriving community, player towns, and plenty of fun to be had!
For more information, please visit our Discord server.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: You can join the server by entering the IP: pixelmon.astralminecraft.com in your Minecraft client.
Q: Are there any special features on the server?
A: Yes, we offer various features such as Training Warps, Pixelmon Bingo, Dex Rewards, and more. You can explore the full list of features above.
Q: Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?
A: Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and welcomes players of all backgrounds and identities.
Q: Are there regular events on the server?
A: Yes, we host events, tournaments, and hunts regularly to keep the gameplay exciting for our players.
Not only will you be able to build and explore in a blocky world, but you’ll also witness the power of ass growth like never before!
Forget about boring old servers, ours is where the real action happens – the action of making virtual asses bigger and better for your viewing pleasure!
So come on, join us and experience the ultimate satisfaction of being surrounded by curvy Minecraft babes with fatter asses than you ever thought possible!
Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll encounter more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Just like the shocking discovery of a hoarder’s house, you never know what you’ll find around the corner in our server.
With more drama than a reality TV show, you’ll be on the edge of your block as you navigate through the chaos. And just like the 9-year-old living in filth, you’ll have to fight your way through challenges to survive.
So, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Grandma’s house may be off-limits, but our server is open for all the crazy adventures you can handle!
Join us if you want to witness the most NSFW things you’ve ever seen in a virtual world. From pixelated parties that would make your grandma blush to scandalous sheep shenanigans, our server is where the real action is at.
One time, a player accidentally spawned a giant, flying, rainbow-colored llama that rained down glitter and chaos on the entire server. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So, if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absolute madness, join our server today. Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee…and have a ton of laughs along the way!