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CraftyBitchesIntervention

#workout, AMBUSHING, apartment, Bitches, circle, CraftyBitchesIntervention, diet plans, dramatic, Exercise, french fries, Friends, hanging out, healthy, ice cream, intervention, movies, overweight, Salads, TV, weight, yogurt

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Are you tired of your friends being all serious and dramatic about your weight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and leave all the diet plans and workout routines behind. Instead, indulge in virtual French fries and ice cream without any judgment! Who needs salads and low-cal yogurt when you can have a feast fit for a Minecraft king?

Don’t let your friends ambush you with interventions – join our server and be free to be your fabulous, overweight self. Plus, we have a special “Bitches Be Gone” feature for anyone who tries to bring drama into our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and plenty of virtual snacks. Who needs real-life interventions when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s block out the haters and build a world where you can truly be yourself.

AnthroCraft: Where Humans and Females Rule the Minecraft World! #3023

Anthrocraft, Blood, Ego, Expedition, female anthros, Females, Forest of Pity Parties, forgotten places, french fries, Hares, Hatchlings, Healings, Hearts, Hero, hmofa, hooves, Horrors, Human Males, humans, image filter, Journey to the White Citadel, Keeping Eye Contact, Loveless Incantation, Memory From The Shadows, Minecraft, NIGHTS, rule, Sea Major, Spare in the Trunk, state zero, Steel, Stories, Story Masterbin, Summoning a Little Mischief, Survivors of a Shattered World, vipers, Void, word filter, world, writing guides

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	91	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	665267	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Human Males On Female Anthros rule the land! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will make you want to grab your pickaxe and start mining!

Ever wanted to summon a little mischief with hooves, horrors, and hatchlings? Or how about exploring forgotten places on an epic expedition? Maybe you’re in the mood for some blood, steel, and ego – we’ve got it all!

Join us on a journey to the White Citadel, where you’ll encounter hares, healings, and hearts that will warm your soul. And don’t forget about the survivors of a shattered world, fighting to stay alive in a post-apocalyptic landscape.

But wait, there’s more! How about vipers, nights, and French fries? Or maybe you’re more interested in a spare in the trunk, filled with mystery and intrigue. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of /hmofa/ and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer. See you in the game, adventurer!

GratefulCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, caregiving, caretaking, child rearing, dependency, family, Feeding, GratefulCraft, Gratitude, love, Minecraft, Nurturing, OBLIGATION, parenting, parents, provision, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Shelter, Support, thankfulness, upbringing

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8535
Potions Brewed:	42	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise not to guilt trip you like your parents do! Join us and escape the clutches of parental guilt with our virtual world where you can thrive and build without any strings attached!

🤪 Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and show off your epic building skills without any parental interference. No more being told to be grateful for basic necessities, here you can be as ungrateful as you want while building your dream world!

😜 Join us for a hilarious escape from reality and let loose in a world where you can be as ungrateful as you please without any consequences. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to call home? Let’s build and laugh together, join us now!

CraftyMFW Minecraft Server

10 years ago, 7-1, anniversary, anniversary meme, Brazil, CraftyMFW, disbelief, EMBARRASSMENT, football, funny, meme, mfw, Minecraft, O HECK NO, reaction, Server, shock, Soccer, social media, sports, Upset, viral, World Cup

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Star Shards Collected:	196	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Remember that time when Brazil got absolutely destroyed by Germany in the World Cup? Yeah, that was 10 years ago! But don’t dwell on the past, come join our Minecraft server and create your own epic moments that will go down in history!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We have epic PvP battles that will make you question your own sanity, insane parkour courses that will test your skills, and a community so awesome that even Herobrine wants to join.

Join us and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who needs the World Cup when you can be the champion of our server? So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

KidCraft Fun Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dealing with difficult family members, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, Family Values, family visits, Fun, generational differences, handling conflict, Identity, KidCraft, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Self Discovery, Server, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, VALUES

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid all the family feuds and awkward dinners!

Join us and leave behind the days of being called names by your dad for having your own opinions. On our server, the only name-calling you’ll encounter is when you’re battling it out in PvP!

Escape to our server where you can discuss movies and TV shows without fear of being shut down by your dad. In fact, we encourage lively discussions about all things pop culture – just leave the family drama at the door!

Forget about trying to navigate tense family dynamics, on our server you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. No need to worry about awkward encounters at the dinner table – unless you count the awkward encounters with creepers!

So come join us on our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures and make new friends in the world of Minecraft? Plus, we promise there will be no one yelling “It’s a f** show!” in the middle of a restaurant – unless it’s a creeper blowing up your base!

PurrfectSnitchCraft

apartment, Appearance, baby monitor, Camera, cat sitter, Colleague, Confronting, daycare, fashion design, Financial, Housewife, husband’s friend, NANNY, NEGATIVE, NYC, Plain Jane, PurrfectSnitchCraft, stay at home, thank you gift, vanilla scented candle, well off

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Buildings Constructed:	43	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the cat sitters have drama worth tuning in for! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret camera footage, gossiping sitters, and vanilla scented revenge gifts.

Our server is so lit, even the cats are getting in on the action with their sneaky naps and nursery adventures. Who needs reality TV when you have a monitor app to catch all the juicy drama in real-time?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community where even the plain Janes get their moment to shine. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of a date night gone wrong in someone else’s apartment.

So come on over and join us for a server experience like no other. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Let the drama unfold, one vanilla scented candle at a time!

SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

compatibility, dating apps, dating profile, dealbreaker, first impression, Minecraft, online dating, profile picture, red flag, red flag alert, red flag behavior, red flag red flag, red flag red flag red flag, red flag red flag red flag red flag, red flag red flag red flag red flag red flag, red flag sign, red flag warning, relationship, Server, Statement, swipe left, Swipecraft, turn off

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchantments Applied:	273	Magic Items Found:	6292
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Villages Defended:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Animals Bred:	89
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps because everyone seems so boring and basic? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and never worry about dealbreakers again, because we guarantee you’ll find your perfect match in the form of a blocky avatar. Say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to building pixelated castles with your new pixel pals.

Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to mine their way into your heart. From diamond hunters to redstone engineers, you’ll never run out of interesting characters to meet and mingle with.

So why waste your time on dating apps when you could be crafting your way to love on our Minecraft server? Join us today and start swiping right on a whole new level of fun and adventure!

BlockyBonerLand

awkward, BlockyBonerLand, body image, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, funny, humor, inappropriate, mens health, mens issues, mortifying, Public, random boner, self-conscious, sexual arousal, social faux pas, social situation, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, worst places

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Potions Brewed:	75	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of getting random boners in awkward places like the grocery store or at a family dinner? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about embarrassing boners again! Our virtual world is boner-proof, so you can mine, build, and explore without any unexpected surprises popping up. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so boner-proof that even the Ender Dragon couldn’t get a rise out of it. So come join us and say goodbye to awkward boners forever!

KamikazeCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, drone attacks, Insurgency, international relations, Kamikaze drones, KamikazeCraft, killing, Kurdish, kurdistan, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, PKK Rebels, rebel group, Server, Terrorism, Turkish bases, Turkish soldiers, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6007
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a kamikaze drone attacking turkish bases just like the kurdish pkk rebels! we have crazy battles and insane missions where you can take out enemy soldiers and be a total badass. join now and show off your skills in the ultimate war zone! who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? let’s goooooooo!

ZelenskiyCraft: Revenge of Ukraine

aggression, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Military Action, military response, peace talks, Politics, president, RETALIATION, Revenge, Russian strike, sanctions, security concerns, Tension, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine’s zelenskiy as our leader and he’s gonna get revenge on russia by building the biggest TNT cannon you’ve ever seen! watch out russia, we’re coming for you in blocky style! join now for a chance to be a part of this epic battle and help zelenskiy get his revenge in the most explosive way possible! BOOM!

CraftyCarbonCentral

agroecology, Biodiversity, carbon stocks, Central Europe, climate change mitigation, community resilience, CraftyCarbonCentral, ecological design, ecosystem restoration, environmental conservation, food security, green living, natural resource management, organic gardening, permaculture, permaculture principles, regenerative farming, soil quality, Sustainable Agriculture, Sustainable development, sustainable land management

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we grow virtual trees and save the planet, bro! we got so much carbon stocks you’ll be breathing in that fresh air like a boss. our soil quality is off the charts, like seriously, you won’t find dirt this good anywhere else. and don’t even get me started on the biodiversity, we got so many virtual animals running around, it’s like a virtual zoo up in here. come join us and help save the virtual world, one block at a time!

Authentic Vanilla

Anarchy, authentic vanilla, ddos attacks, Discord, exploits, Fabric, glitches, hacked clients, java edition, Lag Machines, minecraft server, multiplayer compatible, Neverresets, no building requirements, no landclaims, planet minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Semianarchy, server performance, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla anarchy, Vanilla Gameplay, Vanillaanarchy, Version 1.21., War, World Borders

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

AboutAuthentic Vanilla is Java Edition Minecraft in its purest form. It is a “Vanilla Anarchy” server, meaning pretty much anything aside from hacking or exploits are allowed. The world, which will never be reset, is whatever you want it to be. Anything you can do in Mojang’s intended vanilla is fair game, you need not be bogged down by landclaims or building requirements or suffocating world borders. But be ware, the freedom to create also comes with the freedom to destroy, so keep what you make safe.

VanillaTo keep the server as authentically vanilla as possible, the server will be running Fabric rather than the more widely used, but much more invasive PaperMC. This means that farms that are known to not be multiplayer compatible due to PaperMC’s intrusive optimizations should work here, without it being at the expense of server performance.

VersionThe server will be launching on 1.21, and always update as soon as it can.

RulesThere are only 4 simple rules to ensure fair gameplay and the safety of players:

1. No hacked clients or other mods that give an unfair advantage2. No use of glitches or exploits to gain an unfair advantage3. Do not harm the server’s integrity through DDOS attacks or lag machines4. What happens in the block game stays in the block game, do not threaten people’s real life well being

Launch DayThe server will be launching later this month, likely Thursday the 18th or Friday the 19th. So now is the chance to get in early!

DiscordThe Discord will be the main way to connect with players outside the server and see relevant announcements relating to the server, so it is highly recommended to join: https://discord.gg/xDkcHja5

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