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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 5962 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 8315 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Potions Brewed: | 181 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 199 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. if you join, you’ll get a pet llama that farts rainbows and poops diamonds.
also, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance and have a good time. you can join them and show off your sick dance moves.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? all you have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient minecraftian language.
plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and marshmallows. you can build a house out of chocolate and swim in a river of hot fudge.
so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? it’s the most insane and hilarious place to play minecraft. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild!
