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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 3354 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2562 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some laughs along the way? Well, look no further than our crazy SMP!
Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a stand-up comedy routine!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that buried deep within our world is a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots that tell dad jokes. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself singing “Dieses Leben schmeckt so bitter” as you build your epic base and conquer the land!
