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HamasCraft – No Expulsions, Just Explosions!
lol so this server is like the qatar of minecraft servers, except instead of threatening people we just want to have a good time and build cool stuff. like, if you join this server, you’ll be treated like royalty and have all your assets frozen… in diamonds! and if you misbehave, we’ll arrest you and throw you in the minecraft jail, where you’ll have to mine for your freedom. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and you’ll have a blast playing on this server. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself! -
ExpeditionCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, it’s time to dab on Ubishit and join our epic server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves in a battle against a horde of evil llamas. But fear not, for this player had the power of a magical diamond sword that shot out rainbow lasers! With their trusty sidekick, a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot, they defeated the llamas and became the hero of the server.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, build a house out of giant marshmallows, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for epic loot. So what are you waiting for? Dab on Ubishit and join us today for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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Doggy Duty Minecraft Server
πΆπ€£ Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of compromise and pet ownership? Look no further! Join our server where we understand the struggles of balancing dog walking duties with the desire to just chill at home.Our server is perfect for those who love dogs but also love their lazy days. We believe in sharing the responsibilities of pet care, so you won’t be stuck walking the dog every day while your partner kicks back and relaxes.
Just like in relationships, our server is all about compromise and communication. We’ll help you navigate the tricky waters of pet ownership and ensure that both you and your partner are happy and fulfilled. Join us now for a doggone good time! πΎπ€ͺ #MinecraftMadness
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MomzillaInvasion: FairPlayTime
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family bonding time? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for mother-daughter dates, where you can catch up with your loved ones and build epic structures together.But beware, we have a strict rule – no DILs allowed! That’s right, we don’t want any pretend sisters crashing our mother-daughter parties. We believe in keeping it real and keeping the family bond strong.
And if you’re feeling left out of a family trip, don’t worry! Just give us a call and we’ll make sure you get that invite. After all, fair is fair, right? Join our server now and experience the drama, the laughs, and the ultimate family bonding experience like never before!
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BlockyMythBusters
Popular misconceptions, prevailing beliefs, conventional wisdom, popular beliefs, widely held beliefsAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground club run by a group of mischievous villagers.But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the trees).
So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful community? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!
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Debt2Growth Minecraft Server
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Greece paying off all their debts early – totally unexpected and mind-blowing! Imagine mining for diamonds and BAM, you’re debt-free like Greece, yo! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay golden eggs. It’s like a financial miracle mixed with some crazy farm animals. So come join us and experience the unexpected awesomeness! -
PutinCraft: Kim’s Kremlin Adventure
lol imagine putin showing up in north korea like “hey guys, just here to chill with kim jong-un and maybe build a sick minecraft castle together” π€£ join our server and maybe you’ll get to meet putin too! who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world of blocky fun! come build, mine, and battle your way to the top with us! π€ͺππ₯ #putininminecraft #northkoreavisits #blockyadventures -
VaxxedMomsCraft: No C-Sections, No Stress!
join dis epic minecraft server where pregnant women who have been vaccinated against covid-19 are less likely to have a caesarean section or experience hypertension, just like in dis study! our server is like a magical vaccine that protects u from all da bad stuff in da game. we evaluated da effectiveness of COVID vaccinations for pregnant women and found dat dey had increased risks associated with da virus, but not on our server! come join us and have a safe and healthy pregnancy in Minecraft land. who knew vaccines could be so lit in a blocky world? come build, survive, and thrive with us! -
GovnoCraft Minecraft server
GRIFFER new server with pets that fight DONAT AT THE BEST PRICES! 1.12.2 – 1.18
45.93.200.21:25587